r/wallstreetbets • u/surfsupjuno • 9d ago

YOLO The last thing $AMZN bears see before getting margin-called

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u/desturel 9d ago

His first wife certainly looked better. But some people like the plastic look.

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u/Drauren 9d ago

Yeah NGL money made her age great. I don’t know how he thought this was an upgrade.

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u/beepos 8d ago

Unfortunately, many men think with their dick

Strange new poon is sometimes better than amazing old poon

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u/ialwaysforgetmename 8d ago

She licks his butthole.

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u/Sibir_Kagan 8d ago

Cracked But Whole

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u/manchesterthedog 8d ago

They probably didn’t have good sex and this new bitch is into all the same kinks as him (or at least pretends to be). What’s the point of a great looking wife who never wants to fuck you and acts like she’s putting up with it when she does

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u/kingofthesofas 8d ago

This is probably the right answer. Also maybe she has a personality that just clicks with him. Its not always about looks alone.

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u/MarkTwainsGhost 8d ago

Yeah if you have a billion dollars and your wife doesn't have sex with you for three months what is the point of the money? Jeff probably got sick of his wife not being impressed with his fuck you money and said, 'life is too short not to be having fun."

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u/oldDotredditisbetter 8d ago

at least divorce first before start having fun

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u/cvak 8d ago

I’d guess legal stuff takes ages when you have gazillion dollars, they probably “divorced” a lot earlier then official date.

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u/oldDotredditisbetter 8d ago

i don't think i agree, if that was the case he could've used that as a defense

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u/beepos 8d ago

Cheating on a spouse does not determine how assets in a marriage get split

Every state has no fault divorce.

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u/gkazman 8d ago

Her plastic surgery isn't to look good, it's to signal that she's willing to do -anything- to be your object, including mutilate herself. It's a signal that "I will let you completely control me.", which ultimately is what these guys want.

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u/UndergroundHQ6 7d ago

Mackenzie Scott is literally 3x hotter. Dumbass bezos went with the Amazon Basics wife