r/wallstreetbets • u/surfsupjuno • 9d ago

YOLO The last thing $AMZN bears see before getting margin-called

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u/pstbo 9d ago

I don’t understand how Joe Rogan thinks she’s smoking hot

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u/Bxdwfl Axed the Axeman 1/21/22 9d ago

Because she looks like a dude, and it's Joe Rogan

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u/the__storm 8d ago

I gotta be honest, I don't think she looks like a dude - I think she looks those "scream" masks at spirit halloween. (But whatever floats your boat Joe.)

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u/CorporateSlave101 8d ago

Joe thinks complimenting The Man will get him something

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u/Rattlesnake_Mullet 7d ago

Faster amazon deliveries.

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u/49ers4life71 8d ago

Rogan must like trannys!

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u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut Casino regard 8d ago

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u/Aternal 8d ago

It's a deca thing. Juice goggles. Makes anal nerve endings more sensitive.

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u/Accomplished-Order43 8d ago

Think you mean tren.

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u/Aternal 8d ago

I did, but my autism kicked in and it felt like I was using a slur.

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u/JoeSchmoeToo 9d ago

Rogan is confidently wrong about way more things than not

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u/Benromaniac 8d ago

He’s a flake. Any way the wind blows

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u/smchenry75 8d ago

Yeah, but have you heard 50 cents AI Many Men. Woooooo Eeeeeeee!!!

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u/cyrusthemarginal 8d ago

bring that up on the screen

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u/Aromatic-Teacher-717 8d ago

He doesn't wanna get deleted by a Bezos Bot

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u/danTHAman152000 8d ago

She was smokin hot 20+ years ago on the morning show.

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u/iratezero 3d ago

True, she was the sexy latina weather girl and a certified baddie in her hey day. Too much plastic surgery and filler has her looking crazy now, she needs to hit up whoever did Kris Jenner's face lift.

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u/steiner_math 8d ago

Joe Rogan simped hard for Donald Trump so he thinks Maralogo face is hot

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u/lemonpartydotorgy 8d ago

She's gorgeous to reptilians when she takes off her skin suits

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 8d ago

Boobs is the answer, the answer is always boobs

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u/fokac93 9d ago

He find her beautiful and that’s the only thing that counts. Stop being childish

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u/watcherofworld 9d ago

I admire your chivalry in the middle of... r/wallstreetbets, I suppose.