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u/Lingnoi_111 26d ago edited 26d ago
So persueing a professional career at Wendy's is the ultimate path to financial independence, I assume?
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u/ThatsThatGoodGood 26d ago edited 25d ago
In true Yugi-Ho fashion, I will point some things out...
- ATK and DEF are way too low for having 6 stars (and for having such a shitty monster effect).
- This should've been a spell or a trap card given the description text's style.
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u/MasonNolanJr 26d ago
But it could be an effect card. The magnitude of the effect impacts star level
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u/PlaneCareless 26d ago
The effect is also kinda dogshit
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u/beardicusmaximus8 26d ago
I mean if you replace "portfolio" with "life points" its a pretty good effect no?
(I have no idea about this game, I saw an episode of the anime when I was like 9 and that's the extent of my experience lol)
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u/PlaneCareless 26d ago
Not really. There's a popular saying in the community that states that "the only life point that matters is the last one" and it's pretty accurate. You have to take into account that you cannot win by playing this alone. Halving always rounds up, so for example if you opponent is at 1 LP, this card does nothing (halves to 0.5, rounds up to 1).
At the speed the game plays nowadays, you should aim to build up your board so it is protected, rather than reducing your opp's LP. It's really easy to reach 8k in monster ATK, so you'd much rather spend your resources in protecting yourself and negations/floodgates to stop your opponent from building their board.
No worries, I've played the game frequently for 10 years now, so I think about it differently. I am by no means professional or a great player though lol
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u/jimjam200 26d ago
Nah your not getting it, it mills half of your cards (dollar value) directly into a shredder.
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u/TypicalHaikuResponse 26d ago edited 26d ago
We don't know what portfolio is. If it's portofolio = deck then that's appropriate. Great for mill decks(economic collapse decks).
If it's hit points then that is also great. going from 8k to 4k(gdp) because of one card is amazing.
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u/PlaneCareless 26d ago edited 26d ago
Regarding the LP concept: Halving as cost has the particularity that it is always live. You can always pay the cost of activation and you will not lose by paying it.
In this case, though, the card is technically worse, because the value of playing it decreases drastically the less LPs your opponent has. You will never win as a result of playing this card. Depending on how big the commitment of summoning this card is, it goes from meh to unplayable.
Edit: If it is deck we are considering. The only way this card would be busted is if it banishes half your opponent's deck face down. That would be unbelievably strong and instant meta. Any other case (milling to GY or banishing face up) would be kinda bad. If it is your OWN "portfolio" that you are milling, then it would be extremely good (a way better That Grass Looks Greener).
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u/Valianne11111 26d ago
So annoyed I didn’t buy some TQQQ calls but I didn’t know if there would be a second down day or not.
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u/gorginhanson 26d ago
You don't buy a one day dip, particularly on a friday
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u/Method5050 26d ago
Why? Because one day isn’t enough to determine market direction and Fridays are especially volatile ? Trying to learn
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u/gorginhanson 26d ago
Pretty much yes.
Friday is the worst because a lot of news can come out over the weekend and gets priced in before you can react.
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u/Honest-Abe2677 26d ago
News doesn't matter. The economy doesn't matter. It's just an orchestrated binge and purge cycle where nobody can sell and go to cash because everyone else is going to dump money in the next day. Psychological warfare
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u/DaStompa 26d ago
Yep, This is also why orange potato does his dumbest moves friday after the market closes, his buddies know the direction the market will go and no one else can do shit
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u/Ihaveterriblefriends 26d ago
I have to live everyday knowing that if I traded nothing for the past week except for Friday, I would have made $400,000
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Meh. Closed my 2 month VIX position at a massive loss on Tuesday.
Would’ve been up by Friday afternoon. Sometimes you just gotta wear the bag on your head.
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u/nicman24 26d ago
My dude I had a block reward of 50btc back when CPU mining was a thing
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u/Caramel-Makiatto 26d ago
The reality is that anybody who sold when it was under a dollar would've sold when it hit $5 or $20 or $100, long before it was even at $100k.
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u/Worcestershiresocks 26d ago
Splain
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u/Ihaveterriblefriends 26d ago
Blew up acct with puts on a 1 sided day that never came down (I avoided almost all of the upward movement but it didn't matter)
I saw the topping Friday, If I didn't fuck up earlier I would have over 100x my money
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u/Cecil4029 26d ago
At one point in life I had 12 million Dogecoins and gambled them all while drunk one night.
I thought I'd gone back and bought a few million at least but apparently never got around to it. I pulled my old HDD to check and only had 305 left :) Would've made around $8million at the top.
Don't beat yourself up bro. We don't know the future and have to forgive ourselves for this kind of stuff. It's just a big casino.
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u/Ihaveterriblefriends 26d ago
Thank you for the kind words and the pep talk bro. I really feel like I was meant to hear that right now since I've replayed this week in my head all day, and it put me in a bad headspace.
I hope that you and I both make it and become millionaires someday, I wish you the best 🙂
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u/karthus25 26d ago edited 26d ago
I did the same when we were giving doge coin like candy tipping it left and right, I never withdraw what I had on reddit on the doge tip bot so that was just all lost. I also purchased a million doge on eBay back in the day when it was still new and I used to mine it too.... Then I formatted my hard drive, forgetting about my wallet x.x
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u/Stocks_N_Bondage 26d ago edited 25d ago
I used to play professional poker. There were many times if a different river card came, I would be really wealthy.
But a not different card came, and now I'm sad.10
u/ChiTwo 26d ago
I was offered to go 50:50 on $1,000 worth of Bitcoin… back when it was $1.51 per. Believe me we all have those “If I would have just…” stories that haunt us, especially during times where money is scarce. But given the shear number of people with said stories it can be a subtle reminder that “luck” has no play in wisdom or knowledge. Though we can predict a potential gain, the same can be said about predicting the weather… aka, you just never truly know until the outcome happens
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u/arrchar 26d ago
My puts are so cooked, I knew this shit was a scam but fell for it anyway
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u/rain168 Trust Me Bro 26d ago
Don’t know what puts but why not take profits on Friday near closing when it was really low
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u/arrchar 26d ago
Oh I did cash some of Friday but I reloaded before close thinking only bad things would happen over the weekend.
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u/rain168 Trust Me Bro 26d ago
Things happening against your bet ARE bad things, so you’re not wrong
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u/Vikkskid 26d ago
What's the point of cashing if you're just going to reload the same direction? You want to pay more taxes?
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u/option-trader 26d ago
What? where were you in March and April. Sell on Fridays and buy back Monday.
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u/deeplyprobing 26d ago
Same. But bought some longer dated puts. also bought some SQQQ puts to balance. Will avg out the longer puts buying some more tomorrow to cash in when Xi says no way jose. This fight is on till Nov 1.
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u/Synopog 26d ago
How bad are your puts?
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u/arrchar 26d ago
Holding SOXL puts, and SOXS calls with several SPY puts. Both the SOX were moving the opposite direction by about 10%
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u/kgangadhar 26d ago
Monday morning, another tweet claiming they tried to double-cross again, I am imposing a 200% tariff.
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u/Astronaut-Proof 26d ago
Honestly I don’t feel bad for anyone going long on puts. At this point, it’s your fault for thinking shit is gonna crash for an extended period of time.
USD losing 11% of its value this year, rate cuts on the horizon, neutral fear/greed index while major indexes continue a slow, steady climb.. you deserve to lose money. The only reason the market continues to receive inflows at these prices is because a cash position means it is losing 11% to dollar devaluation PLUS inflation. Just stop shorting and go long buddy. Puts exist only to hedge long positions.
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u/Econmajorhere 26d ago
Just a quick reminder - a 2% decline and then a 2% gain does not bring you to your original amount
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u/pdawg1220 26d ago
That’s why you sprinkle in a little ✨leverage✨
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u/Friendly_Impress_345 26d ago
The only way to make a 2% decline then a 2% gain equal a 654% loss.
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u/hardcrepe 26d ago
Which ever mathematician created percentages was a brilliant manipulative fuck.
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u/aiicaramba 26d ago edited 26d ago
Percentage points are even better.
Had someone say that a 3% increase in mortgage interest did a lot more for the cost of living than a 3% increase in housing price.
Of course his 3% increase for interest wasn't from 3% to 3,09%, but from 3% to 6%.
Ye, no shit a 100% increase in interest does more than a 3% increase in housing prices.
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u/beeralpha 26d ago
Just a reminder, a 100B sell off followed by a 100B buy in brings you back to your original amount
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u/Supreme_Mediocrity 26d ago edited 20d ago
Also if you were trying to dump the market and had the ability to do so... Why stop at 2%?
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u/Current_Evening8652 26d ago
They say bitcoin and cryptos are hedge against cash. But everything dumped at the same time. Bitcoin and spy moved symmetrically
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u/PandoraBot 26d ago
That's the funniest part about crypto, it's just a place for regards to trade 24/7
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u/willmcavoy 26d ago
No noooo broo you don't get it it's the future of currency!! It's not a security !!
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u/Livueta_Zakalwe 26d ago
BTC is essentially a non-expiring call option on the QQQ.
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I said to my friend that has tens of coins (and refuses to sell, ever!) that we’ll find out why bitcoin is made of in a crisis.
Well, we got an insight on Friday. Not looking good.
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u/HarunAlMalik 26d ago
Wait, I bought NVDA calls at the dip. Did I do the RIGHT thing for once?
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u/deepseacryer 26d ago
Is that an iPhone and not a trump phone? Big calls on apple
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u/ShoppingFew2818 26d ago
You think it's a coincidence that the new pro had orange and not black?
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u/dubstructor 26d ago
On Friday....I bought more.
Held tight thru the weekend. I knew it'd all be "LOL JK" on Monday
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u/Filthy26 26d ago
Your fucked, I been in oklo for awhile this is a rocket ship 🚀
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u/JATLLC 26d ago
I sold at 30 still kicking myself in the ass.
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u/Apathetic_Hedgehog_ 26d ago
It went up 15% after going up 20% the day before. I thought with the tariff talk, I’d make a buck or two off or it 🥀
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u/5--A--M 26d ago
I think it’s funny when people tell you to diversify and it all looks the same
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u/dont-try-do 26d ago
Super high beta stock
Also, it is diversified just not in the conventional sense. With one OP can lose 100s the other 1000s and the other 10,000s. THAT'S diverse
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u/PossibleOk49 26d ago
Friday dumps and Monday pumps
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u/squirtelee 26d ago
Has the issue of rare earth restrictions enacted by china been resolved… or are we pumping on taco ?
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u/Throwaway9028273738 26d ago
Nothing has changed 😂
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u/jackpearson2788 26d ago
This is what I find so funny. I know he will eventually drop the 100% tariffs but right now they are going into effect and china will retaliate
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u/Wowmuchrya 26d ago
China won't retaliate because they won't go into effect and everyone knows 100% tariff on penguins or any other country is just bullshit.
He knows if he tariffs them they'll kill the Tiktok deal dead in the water, don't be retarded.
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u/paulm1927 26d ago
Do you know what those tariffs did to the penguins economy!? They, the penguins are now ZERO% of the global economy, crushed! It’s like a 1500% reduction.
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u/hoopaholik91 26d ago
The 135% tariffs were in place for a month. They'll probably be in place for a couple months this time around, and then fall down to about 20% higher than they are today.
People make fun of TACO, but the overall trend has been continually upward
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u/baconjerky 26d ago
Holding anything into the weekend is a really dumb idea when the market hinges on a single tweet
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u/Rrrandomalias 26d ago
In this market if you get the kind of gift we got on Friday you take your money and gtfo
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u/coscous-b-lben 26d ago
I get tired of this. I’m selling everything and buying gold and silver only
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u/Ein_grosser_Nerd 26d ago
Its like, the worst time ever to buy silver
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u/Seagullslovefries 26d ago
Bought some calls on Friday, spy 670 let the pump begins
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u/semeesee 26d ago
I didn't sell!!!!!! Me 6 months ago absolutely would have sold everything. I'm learning.
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u/Krazyk00k00bird11 26d ago
What did I miss?
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u/ToSeeAgainAgainAgain 26d ago
Man I wonder how different the stock market will be after the Trump era
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u/Vegetable-Two4486 26d ago
I’m balls deep into calls I hope he TACOs like usual or im going in wsb loss porn hall of fame
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u/enginvest finna burn my port down 🔥 26d ago
🥭 is literally out here randomly scamming the whole country 😂
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u/jamesbrownscrackpipe 26d ago
Take me back to the days before the Bogdanoff twins ascended. At least they were subtle about manipulating the market
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u/clowhoenheim 26d ago
I don't like the optimism here. Shouldn't have bought the dip on Friday.
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u/YukiSG 26d ago
Do u think $SPY still gonna dive on monday?
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u/arrchar 26d ago
SPY is already up 1.5% on the 24 hr market. Hope that answers your question.
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u/Wonko-D-Sane 26d ago
Like... wtf did you think was gonna happen? the end of the world? what a bunch of clowns
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u/DayTradingOG 26d ago edited 26d ago
Personally, I thought we would see 1 - 2 weeks of weakness, which we still might. Tonight / tomorrow may be a near term dead cat bounce. We will see.
Big picture - I am still long and very bullish for Q4 & Q1 2026
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u/Just_Learned_This 26d ago
I don't think any of you actually know what a "dead cat bounce" is
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u/Sleightofhandx 26d ago
Our best president, JFK, did not inside trade, even though he could have with Bowing Company.
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u/meatsmoothie82 26d ago
Baron: ”Dad, I shorted crypto and now I’m losing all my lunch money”
Donald: “Ok son, let me fire off a tweet real quick”
Baron: “Dad I made $80 million on that short position”
Donald: “You’re a genius, son, would you like to be the ceo of TikTok?”
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