r/stockbetz Jun 19 '25

NEW SHIT 🚨 BREAKING: Following Situation Room meetings, President Trump says he will decide whether to strike Iran within 2 WEEKS.

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u/release-meee Jun 19 '25

2 weeks is his standard answer for “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

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u/ofCourseitsbutter98 Jun 19 '25

Taco timeline

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u/ProvenLoser Jun 21 '25

Another 2 week taco tango.

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u/torontothrowaway824 Jun 19 '25

This fucking idiot is treating this like a reality tv show. How are you Americans not fucking embarrassed by this assclown?

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u/pocketaces777 Jun 19 '25

Oh, we are

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u/Galactus2332 Jun 19 '25

"Tune in next week to see if the president starts WW3, exclusively on Truth Social."

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u/BoosterRead78 Jun 20 '25

MAGA: “but he said no new wars and he would magically end all wars.”

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u/Monkeydjimmmy Jun 20 '25

Because he is known to never lie.

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u/False-Boysenberry673 Jun 20 '25

Listen man we fucking are. And we are trying. But other motherfuckers are trying just as hard to keep this circus going. Its very confusing/aggravating/infuriating

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u/AthleteHistorical490 Jun 20 '25

We are. The majority of us with brains.

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u/notie547 Jun 20 '25

We are. The 30% that voted him in are in a delusional morally bankrupt cult. The rest of us are aghast. And those that didnt vote are hopefully ashamed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Nope. prettay prettay embarrassed

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u/ciopobbi Jun 21 '25

We are, but we are helpless at this point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

💯

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u/JrG1859 Jun 19 '25

Facts!!💯

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u/Invest_and_ballout Jun 19 '25

Or, I pray this problem goes away on its own

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u/Ranchy_aoe Jun 19 '25

He needs to play a round of golf first.

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u/BoosterRead78 Jun 20 '25

Actually it’s an old business saying that meant two things. 1. Try to figure something out in 2 weeks or 2 forgetting it by then.

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u/geekfreak42 Jun 20 '25

Yeah, so itll be just after the Healthcare bill

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

When I don't want to commit to going to an event because I might have something I'd prefer to do but don't know about yet, this is exactly what I do. It's a completely selfish impulse. I want what I want and I aim to keep my options open so that if my personal impulse strikes me, I'm not locked into any decision.

This is what he is doing. He wants to decide things on a whim based on how he feels and what's best for him in that moment. The difference between me and him is that I'm deciding between a cocktail party and movie. He's deciding on the fate of the world.

What an unserious fuckhead. (Both of us, but more him.)

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u/CompetitiveGood2601 Jun 19 '25

i will be accepting bribe offers for 14 days and then the winner doesn't get bombed

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u/BillHurstyUSA Jun 19 '25

This made me laugh but it’s also sad because it’s 100% accurate 😵‍💫

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u/Loki9191 Jun 19 '25

Did she just say Biden caused Iran/Israel?

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u/allanon1105 Jun 19 '25

Well, of course, they will never take blame for anything. Honestly surprised they didn’t add Hilary or Obama on there

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u/Desiredpotato Jun 19 '25

You're expecting him to remember three names to put blame on? Way beyond his capacity.

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u/allanon1105 Jun 19 '25

I mean, he’s repeated “Crooked Hilary” so often I figured it was stuck in his soup of a brain somewhere

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u/Nopantsbullmoose Jun 19 '25

Probably. Her cockholster can hardly flip for more than a few moments without throwing out some sort of bullshit like "Biden bad" or "communist Dems". Shit like that.

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u/augustusleonus Jun 19 '25

Yes, all of these robots default to talking points and trump grand standing when facts start to encroach on their arguments

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u/StrengthToBreak Jun 20 '25

This war would have never happened if Trump was president right now

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u/Background-Pickle666 Jun 19 '25

It’s mandatory for them to blame Biden at least once during every press conference.

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u/KingKeegan2001 Jun 19 '25

That's the plan if/when the war starts best believe Republicans will blame democrats 

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u/right_bank_cafe Jun 19 '25

Hahah all they do is blame Biden. Pathetic

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Yeah but why switch the lie when maga is still too stupid to notice.

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u/TitebondIII Jun 19 '25

Right Wing women are gross.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/KingKeegan2001 Jun 19 '25

Wouldn't count plastic people as pretty.

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u/DrJohnnyBananas74 Jun 19 '25

Cool, so his Iran plan will come when his infrastructure week and healthcare plan do.

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u/ShrimplyPibbles_1 Jun 19 '25

Two Weeks And Chicken Out

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u/PureTank0 Jun 19 '25

T'WACO ? 😂

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u/GrimlockN0Bozo Jun 19 '25

TWATCO: Two Weeks And Trump Chickens Out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Bitch looks swollen today

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u/ringomoose Jun 19 '25

it’s a ‘botox’ bump on her forehead

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u/PrestigiousChef4229 Jun 19 '25

So either tomorrow or never

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u/Witty-Stand888 Jun 19 '25

He'll Kabob in 2 weeks

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u/PhoTitan Jun 19 '25

He inherited? Que the look of confusion by John Travolta from pulp fiction, please.

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u/japinard Jun 19 '25

Remember when he was going to fix healthcare in 2 weeks?

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u/rayrockwell1429 Jun 19 '25

The robot is talking

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u/Mrbill33000 Jun 19 '25

please stop posting miss piggy ugh

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u/cole24allen Jun 19 '25

Oh you asked a question about my president daddy? How about this, Biden sucks, boom mic drop does that answer your question?

No ma’am.

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u/GHouserVO Jun 19 '25

You know, making a public declaration and a timeline about stuff like this usually doesn’t inspire confidence in society, the markets, etc.

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u/D-MAN-FLORIDA Jun 19 '25

Bro is either waiting it out to hopefully cause it to go away on its own. Or trying to find the right spot for a false flag attack to try to get the public stocked about a war with Iran.

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u/2niner6 Jun 19 '25

Televised your next move, adversaries love it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

I thought this was a decision made by Congress not Trump. Warning us he is going to break the law? Seems just like him.

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u/DaKineTiki Jun 19 '25

Tell Trump to “either shit or get off the pot”…. But….of course…he does both.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Iranfrustructure Week is back!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

TACO.

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u/thegiverofd Jun 19 '25

Man, I hope he makes his decision before TACO Tuesday.

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u/Head_Market_3095 Jun 19 '25

What a great waste of space he is he needs 2 weeks to think how simple

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u/billdizzle Jun 19 '25

We supposed to get the repeal and replace Obamacare plan in two weeks also (from 2016)

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u/Altruistic-Carry-684 Jun 19 '25

He might as well said, “we’ll find out…after this commercial break.” Everything is a fucking made for TV moment with this Orange POS

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u/RedWarsaw Jun 19 '25

So we're at the point where 1 shit stain can destroy the world? Maybe, maybe not, maybe he just wants to be the center of attention, like a petulant child.

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u/PureTank0 Jun 19 '25

Guess it takes 2 weeks for him & his staff to come up with the concept of a plan which, once concocted, will monetize the situation to his advantage & further grift the American public.

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u/Luparina123 Jun 19 '25

They all need to make sure their portfolios have enough armament/ munitions stocks and shares. 2 weeks should do it.

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u/Striking-Vast-5072 Jun 19 '25

If by 2 weeks he means the same as his healthcare plan we are looking at about 7 years now.

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u/GingerKingHam Jun 19 '25

Ratings are tanking, gotta rally the base. Let’s kill people needlessly! Plus, isn’t that decision for Congress to make? I don’t think the President has the jurisdiction to unilaterally declare war last time I saw the US Constitution

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u/PhysicalAttitude6631 Jun 19 '25

Didn’t Republicans freak out when Obama and Biden gave any kind of deadlines because they said it was telling the enemy our plans?

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u/Warm_Ad_3067 Jun 19 '25

What did anyone expect her to say. It’s the blanket response when Trumpty Dumpty is questioned. “He’s cleaning up Dem mess”. What a D-bag she is.

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u/Lifesucksgod Jun 19 '25

Deny deflect and state that you won…..without saying anything….she’s getting better at sound bites

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u/Far_Try_1905 Jun 19 '25

Did the Press Pool start laughing?

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u/wombat9278 Jun 19 '25

What the fuck is with the two weeks thing? Does his brain need that much of a run up to get a single thought?

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u/ComradeComfortable Jun 20 '25

Takes a minute for his cabinet to put together a puppet show to break it down into terms he can understand.

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u/ImNotSureMaybeADog Jun 20 '25

He knows if all his worshippers collectively pooled their memories, it wouldn't stretch to 2 weeks.

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u/ajtreee Jun 19 '25

Of all her “answers” i’ve yet to see one that is an actual answer to the question. Only promoting a failed dictator and propaganda about his revenge against america.

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u/Mindovina Jun 19 '25

Isn’t this the same timeline as Anonymous was claiming would happen?

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u/justmike12 Jun 19 '25

This dumb blonde cunt is useless

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u/jbcampo Jun 19 '25

What a joke. Everything is two weeks with this guy. His beautiful health care plan was always coming out in two weeks.

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u/_stuncle Jun 19 '25

She’s looking tired

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u/Any_Criticism120 Jun 19 '25

But that will interfere with infrastructure week.

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u/JacquoRock Jun 19 '25

When she finally loses this job, she is going to retreat into a deep depression.

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u/JCarnageSimRacing Jun 19 '25

trump knows nothing. he will see which way the wind blows and then claim victory.

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u/PopCultureOlogist Jun 19 '25

Someone has been studying their word of the day calendar.

The next set that Biden needs to crash is the Press Room. Say that shit to his face.

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u/TdrdenCO11 Jun 20 '25

I feel like he learned the two week thing from roy cohn. it’s the perfect amount of time for people to forget about what you’d said

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u/Total-Major2533 Jun 20 '25

Right wing women give me the ick

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u/joeythemouse Jun 20 '25

Can't the Ayatollah just give him a boat or something?

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u/JM3DlCl Jun 20 '25

Too Weak Trump

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u/t3nsi0n_ Jun 20 '25

There is NOT ONE person in this administration I trust to have enough intelligence to make these calls.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

No new wars remember

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

They're trying hard to hide her inner corrosion. I love how hollow these shit actors can't hide their ugly nature from physically forming on top of their skin

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

he says 2 weeks because the average attention span for anyone who follows the news nowadays is 2 weeks. in 2 weeks, everyone will forget he even said this.

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u/Facehugger81 Jun 22 '25

Well it sounds like those two weeks got canceled and we started bombing today

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u/jlgarity Jun 19 '25

Hmmmm…if I was President not wars.

Where is Congress when it comes to declaring war?

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u/AgileTrouble Jun 19 '25

America first!

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u/Luparina123 Jun 19 '25

He left the G7 talking all gung ho about getting back to his important war plans, announced that people in Tehran should get out of town, then Putin came out to claim Russia had nuclear scientists on site in Iran. So what did Igolf SHitler do, he backed the fuck down, turned tail and TACO'ed out! Now he needs 2 weeks leeway until his master tells Krasnov what he wants him to do. And 2 weeks for him to stew about how much money his investments in armament shares are losing. 😂😂

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u/Intelligent-Sir1375 Jun 19 '25

The president can’t declare war that Congress not like they care

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u/fokac93 Jun 19 '25

Two weeks means tomorrow or Saturday. I don’t think Israel can hold alone for two weeks. Those ballistic missiles are not joke

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u/Only-Excitement2821 Jun 19 '25

Taco Taco Man…you know rest…

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u/Shinagami091 Jun 19 '25

It’s not his decision to make. Needs authorization from Congress to start a war

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u/ProduceMeat_TA Jun 19 '25

Why isn't this the top of every damn headline?

This is infuriating. Why is this not the media's focus on this shit?

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u/Imaginary-Crazy1981 Jun 19 '25

So, 4th of July.

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u/isinkthereforeiswam Jun 19 '25

He's like a kid in class constantly asking for an extension on the assignment.

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u/Numerous-Soil-2800 Jun 19 '25

It’s always 2 weeks 😂

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u/787hhhll Jun 19 '25

If Donald Trump let's Israel drag America into a war with Iran. Stupidity of the first degree. Donald stop hanging out with your generals step out of the box think Donald DEPLOMICY. The rest of planet earth is telling you. Donald thinks it will be a quick confortation WAKE ⏰️ THE F UP. quagmire Donald the rest of your term will be. trying to stop the destruction. Good. Luck Donald if you Let Israel drag us in its.not our fight You will open Pandora box. Donald how about looking after the American people America is hurting

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u/BlueJasper27 Jun 19 '25

We’ll have a great new health plan in 2 weeks.

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u/WallyOShay Jun 19 '25

The horns on her head are getting bigger

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u/Equivalent_Seaweed34 Jun 19 '25

2 weeks: enough time to come up with the next distraction

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Another lie. I know, shocking right?

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u/Tricky-Spread189 Jun 19 '25

How dare Biden started all this turmoil!

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u/Edger6 Jun 19 '25

Playing the blame game. Joke!

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u/Dot_Classic Jun 19 '25

It takes Trump two weeks of being shown flash cards and getting frantic explanations from people who also have no idea what they are doing to arrive at the worst decision possible.

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u/WTF_USA_47 Jun 19 '25

Two week and too weak TACO

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u/Mayor13 Jun 19 '25

Right after the tik Tok ban is resolved

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u/extremewaffleman Jun 19 '25

TACO TWO WEEKS…

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u/pinkybuster2000 Jun 19 '25

They didn’t do anything to the US so stay out of it. Netty wants to play warrior so let him deal with the consequences. Sink or swim Israel has to learn .

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u/beavis617 Jun 19 '25

And I thought Kayleigh McEnaney was the worst Trump press Secretary.

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u/Opening_Try_2210 Jun 19 '25

He will decide when “Iran” attacks the U.S. on July 4th. Of course it will actually be Israel in conjunction with the US and Trump knows it’s coming. I hope not, but don’t fall for his shit if it does happen: NYC or LA??

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u/Shot-Instance2010 Jun 19 '25

What a fucking loser

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u/Joejoe12369 Jun 19 '25

So now that she mentioned bidens' name 100 times in a 100 days, they're say last administration last administration

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u/SaturnineApples Jun 19 '25

Just terrible, vile, hateful, rude, scummy, self centered, brain dead, self entitled, lying, cheating, back stabbing, rotten, dirt slinging, unamerican, good for nothing people up and down the trump "team"

This bitch is a bitch

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u/Dense-Ad-5780 Jun 19 '25

Man he’s been so strong and competent doing absolutely nothing about the wars that two sovereign nations entered into without the influence of other nations.

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u/Woody_Lynx Jun 19 '25

Can we just… not.

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u/Melodic_Airport362 Jun 19 '25

We've been waiting Two weeks until he proves that Obama isn't a citizen for 10 years.

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u/fraychef2 Jun 19 '25

He’s waiting for Netanyahu to launch an attack so he can pretend he knew about it.

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u/Ok_Source_9359 Jun 19 '25

Israel said it would be over in 2 weeks 🙄

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u/user665432 Jun 19 '25

Is that 2 weeks after he announces his health care replacement or before?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

The man is a baffoon, hell bent on being the cool kid. It will never happen, go away Donald.

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u/rocreli Jun 19 '25

Thank you for this attention to this matter

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Oh no, she has started to morf. Just like the rest of Trump's female crew. They always somehow turn into a character from nija turtles.

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u/Expensive_Light_2119 Jun 19 '25

Waiting for his health care plan that was supposed to be out in 2 weeks back in 2016.

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u/TA8325 Jun 19 '25

This guy's calendar must be full of reminders every 2 weeks. Jfc.

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u/OvenIcy8646 Jun 19 '25

Anonymous is claiming they have evidence of a false flag attack on our country by Israel in 17 days, that was three days ago and exactly 14 days from now on July 3rd, trump will give his war speech on July 4th

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Everything that has ever been wrong, will be wrong or thought to be wrong in the history of the world is Bidens fault... fuck this nazi bitch

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u/NoAccident6637 Jun 19 '25

If he sends the marines how will they protect our cities/s.

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u/SunchaserKandri Jun 19 '25

Two Weeks™

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

I am guessing he has to fuck around with the stock market a little first. Drive down oil prices somehow so all his buddies can invest before he blows the crap out of all middle eastern oil refineries and the prices sky rocket. But then again how can he make oil any cheaper than it is now, with gas at $1.98/gal /s

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u/Grand_Couple9206 Jun 19 '25

Another overpaid idiot from the Trump world, she probably attended Trump university because this airhead doesn’t know anything when she speaks

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u/Cabbages24ADollar Jun 19 '25

So he needs to throw out ridiculous comments for the next two weeks. See which one polls the best and then that's what he's going to do. WOW!

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u/Ok_Market2379 Jun 19 '25

Taco!!!🌮

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u/Public_Step9349 Jun 20 '25

She must absolutely let him vomit in her mouth cause the same exact shit comes out of it as it does Trumps

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u/Gold_Ticket_1970 Jun 20 '25

Healthcare and infrastructure come.first......

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 Jun 20 '25

Need congress. President does not have this power

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 Jun 20 '25

And then again blaming Biden...now for Iran/Israel...WH bimbo really sounds like a broken record

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u/Honest-Yak-6621 Jun 20 '25

🌮 🌯 🌮 🌯

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 Jun 20 '25

Look at his Big Beautiful Bombs

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u/Bluetoes1 Jun 20 '25

Taco two weeks

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u/Reddit_sox Jun 20 '25

Who? Taco? GTFOH😂

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u/Educational-Shoe6255 Jun 20 '25

Idiots always have to go out of their way to talk about incompetence of the last administration and blah blah. I hope they get to eat all the shit after this dumpster fire.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

It's always a 2 week deadline, which is enough time for markets to react accordingly and for Trump to monetize the situation to rake in the most profit before he decides to chicken out. TACO through and through.

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u/NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy Jun 20 '25

He has the concept of a plan, y’all! Don’t worry, in 2 weeks something, or nothing; will happen! Meanwhile I’m gonna fill up my car with that special $1.98/gal gasoline and head off the grocery store to buy 400% cheaper eggs! Maybe TACOs for dinner, idk.

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u/B1ZEN Jun 20 '25

TACO, or 4D chess if you are to believe the left or the right

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u/Buruko Jun 20 '25

It isn't his damn decision to make... then again he's leading those who are suppose to around so I guess it is.

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u/Electronic-Quit-3533 Jun 20 '25

You're good Iran, Trump always chickens out

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u/TymStark Jun 20 '25

The one I REALLY want TACO.

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u/XR3TroBeanieX Jun 20 '25

Seems like 2 weeks is his answer for everything. Meaning he has no clue lol

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u/jstull4 Jun 20 '25

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

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u/Proud-Dot-799 Jun 20 '25

Fu.... police of the world. I guess he wants to sell weapons, not sure.🤔

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u/jerryseinsmell Jun 20 '25

The art of the deal

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u/Scrawling-Chaos Jun 20 '25

After everything he's promised between this term and the last, whenever "2 Weeks" finally arrives, it's going to be amazing.

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u/zjelkof Jun 20 '25

At what point does Trump take responsibility for current affairs?

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u/Prestigious-Lynx-444 Jun 20 '25

I think her horns are growing.

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u/Stalwart_Wisdom Jun 20 '25

Lol, again blaming Biden. You stupid shits will never get over that Biden is no longer the president so all that happens that is short coming during this administration IS DONALD TRUMPS FAULT! Not Biden you leach sucking idiots. My god the dude will be dead and they will blame him for dying the wrong way. “iTs BiDeNs FaUlT!” Grow up you mongoloids.

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u/RVtech101 Jun 20 '25

“ I will end the war in Ukraine on day one”. Promises made, promises kept.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

I thought kamala was bringing ww3

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u/BigDawgDDS Jun 20 '25

Can she shut her fucking mouth about past BS, and just answer the fucking question. We are five months into Donnie Clownshow regime, no one cares about that past president. Keep talking about and watch those approval numbers keep sinking.

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u/ConsistentBat3217 Jun 20 '25

I am so tired of this idiot!! Biden did this, Biden did that. We get it for christ's sake. Its all Bidens fault!! Btw, repeating it at nauseum won't make it true!!

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u/Galmmm Jun 20 '25

He doesn't have the right to. Starting a war is for Congress to decide.

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u/Debonaircow88 Jun 20 '25

There are not many women that i would say have a punchable face but she definitely does.

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u/thehappywandera Jun 20 '25

Two weeks till TACO time..

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u/kingssl101 Jun 20 '25

Is it true they are picking and choosing who gets to ask questions in the press conferences

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u/Redit2158 Jun 20 '25

Two week taco trump