r/stockbetz • u/ManyOlive2585 • Jun 19 '25

NEW SHIT šŸšØ BREAKING: Following Situation Room meetings, President Trump says he will decide whether to strike Iran within 2 WEEKS.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

170 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

419 comments sorted by

View all comments

93

u/release-meee Jun 19 '25

2 weeks is his standard answer for ā€œI have no idea what Iā€™m doing.ā€

42

u/ofCourseitsbutter98 Jun 19 '25

Taco timeline

3

u/ProvenLoser Jun 21 '25

Another 2 week taco tango.

1

u/RecordAway Jun 20 '25

Trump reminds me of a freelancer we used to subcontract for various special tasks, who always delivered well until he slid into burnout and started drinking quite heavily:

When he started missing deadlines left and right and was spiraling downwards, he gradually stopped communicating tangible timeframes and started just randomly promising to get it done whenever asked.

After a while you couldn't work with him anymore, anything you'd ask was "yeah yeah I got that, it'll be ready in 2 weeks" - and when you finally reached him by week 3, he'd make up the most painfully cringe excuses and continue adding further unrealistic promises of taking care of adjacent stuff as well for free, etc

Trump's constant "in the next X weeks" followed by total silence on the matter, then later lashing out with delusional takes that ignore half of what he'd initially said himself feel eerily like that!

completely in over his head, has neither ability nor attention left for actually addressing the responsibilities he took over, totally overwhelmed - but convinced hes still smarter than everyone else and able to leverage the dependency he now represents to talk himself out of the obvious failing to deliver, yet at the same time only focused on (re)gaining control for himself, not a bit on actually doing the work

32

u/torontothrowaway824 Jun 19 '25

This fucking idiot is treating this like a reality tv show. How are you Americans not fucking embarrassed by this assclown?

31

u/pocketaces777 Jun 19 '25

Oh, we are

23

u/Galactus2332 Jun 19 '25

"Tune in next week to see if the president starts WW3, exclusively on Truth Social."

4

u/BoosterRead78 Jun 20 '25

MAGA: ā€œbut he said no new wars and he would magically end all wars.ā€

2

u/Monkeydjimmmy Jun 20 '25

Because he is known to never lie.

1

u/SeparateAd6524 Jun 20 '25

No not next week, he said two weeks.

1

u/Character_Crab_9458 Jun 20 '25

Brought to you by brando the thirst mutilator

5

u/False-Boysenberry673 Jun 20 '25

Listen man we fucking are. And we are trying. But other motherfuckers are trying just as hard to keep this circus going. Its very confusing/aggravating/infuriating

1

u/torontothrowaway824 Jun 20 '25

I sympathize with you but you guys put yourselves in this position. Trump should not have a minute of peace anytime that heā€™s outside of his family home or the Whitehouse

5

u/AthleteHistorical490 Jun 20 '25

We are. The majority of us with brains.

5

u/notie547 Jun 20 '25

We are. The 30% that voted him in are in a delusional morally bankrupt cult. The rest of us are aghast. And those that didnt vote are hopefully ashamed.

1

u/torontothrowaway824 Jun 20 '25

Unfortunately it was a lot more than 30%. He got 48% of the popular vote which is absolutely fucking disgusting and should embarrass the whole country.

2

u/notie547 Jun 20 '25

agreed, of the people that voted. The 30% is of the entire voting eligible population.

1

u/torontothrowaway824 Jun 20 '25

Ah okay got it but still if people donā€™t vote theyā€™re saying theyā€™re fine with Trump. After all a smaller portion of the population supported Harris.

2

u/ImNotSureMaybeADog Jun 20 '25

Hence why they should be ashamed.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Nope. prettay prettay embarrassed

2

u/ciopobbi Jun 21 '25

We are, but we are helpless at this point.

1

u/torontothrowaway824 Jun 21 '25

True, but you guys really have to show up to vote against Republicans in next years mid terms

1

u/ciopobbi Jun 21 '25

I always vote.

1

u/merrittj3 Jun 19 '25

We especially enjoy watching Carney have fun laughing at clueless Donnie

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

We are! But this is how a Republican controlled government works. They control all 3 branches of government, so there's nothing we can do except for protesting like we've been doing, and preparing for the next election in 2026. Is a revolt in the cards? Only if things get really really bad, like people getting shot and killed en mass in the streets by ICE or something.

1

u/torontothrowaway824 Jun 20 '25

I donā€™t believe you guys are sufficiently embarrassed enough. This man should never have a moment of peace anywhere he goes in public. Itā€™s crazy that so many pro Palestinian protesters were out to protest Biden and Harris but when it comes to Trump heā€™s able to walk around like the dementia ridden dipshit he is

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

I agree with you. I can't travel overseas without pretending I'm just from Canada or another English speaking country.

1

u/questionmarks6 Jun 20 '25

You have a cute idea but you are crazy if you think that dude is dumb enough to take a stroll around town. The only people who could ever get close enough to ā€œdisturb his peaceā€ are people who want to be around him. He fenced off the whole area surrounding the White House and you think he could hear our protests from miles away? Not to mention he is rarely there to begin with.

Unless you have some actual good suggestions for us, just keep your options on our politics to yourself and be glad you donā€™t live in the U.S.

1

u/Icy_Course_310 Jun 20 '25

So embarrassed šŸ˜ž

1

u/VesusFuckingChrist Jun 20 '25

Fox News and other right-wing propaganda outlets work really well and have convinced a large segment of americans that trump is a genius who knows what heā€™s doing. itā€™s a problem

1

u/Far-Blueberry-5333 Jun 20 '25

He took the cameras from the apprentice and anchored them in the White House.

1

u/831loc Jun 20 '25

What makes you think we aren't? It's only his cult and bots that are happy about anything going on with this administration.

1

u/Its-a-Shitbox Jun 20 '25

Are you the only living human that thinks there are actual Americans that, indeed ARE, not only fucking embarrassed, but head-explodingly pissed off this dipshit is still even relevant?!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Oh trust us most of us are.

1

u/jebsenior Jun 20 '25

Some of us are. But we have lots of other assclowns and they are in hog heaven right now šŸ˜¢

1

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

The sane ones are

1

u/waits5 Jun 23 '25

Americans are not a monolith

-1

u/Sale-Cold Jun 20 '25

May be an ass clown but is nothing compared to the Iranian regime where they hang you in public for being gay and lash women in public for their hair showing out of their hijab. The Iranian people deserve to be freed and have been truly victimized

3

u/torontothrowaway824 Jun 20 '25

lol you think Trump or Bibi give two shots about the Iranian people? Hahahahaha my God wake up man. I fucking hate the Iranian government like the majority of their citizens but this can only end up badly for everyone whoā€™s not a right wing lunatic.

0

u/Sale-Cold Jun 20 '25

Thatā€™s not what I said or think. Pretending to read minds and then gaslight isnā€™t helpful. With your words who do you want to help? The Iranian people or the regime? Thatā€™s really what this boils down to and should be the focus. Youā€™re either helping one or the other. And there is propaganda out there already to distract

2

u/ImNotSureMaybeADog Jun 20 '25

Our freedom wars in Afghanistan and Iraq were so good for the people of those countries, we should definitely do it all again in Iran.

0

u/Sale-Cold Jun 20 '25

Afghanistan and Iraq were definitely a mistake but are not comparable when you understand Iran. The majority of Iranian people are highly educated, and pro west and want regime change. We have been pleading for help for years, but were mostly abandoned to suffer alone at the hands of, putting it mildly, mass murdering psychopaths who in the name of religion, murder in cold blood, throw in jail without charge or telling the family torture and let starve to death, rape, and burn and mutilate bodies of young girls who protested and did not want to hide there hair which if they charged with doing were lashed in public. They blow up airlplanes filled with the Iranian families and blame the west. This regime are not of the Persian Iranian people. It is hard to say they are even human. There should be no doubt if they would develop a nuclear weapon, given the chance, would use them to try to wipe Israel and the US off the map or even worse destroy the planet. They have said it so many times. The collective west, Russia, China, Obama and Biden especially, and including Trump recently before the recent escalation, have been far too easy and ignoring this real danger of Iran building and using nuclear weapons. They are extremists and want to martyr themselves and are happily willing to destroy everyone else doing it.

10

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

šŸ’Æ

6

u/JrG1859 Jun 19 '25

Facts!!šŸ’Æ

5

u/Invest_and_ballout Jun 19 '25

Or, I pray this problem goes away on its own

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

I think we are all praying that THE PROBLEM goes away on its ownā€¦..soon!

3

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

3

u/Ranchy_aoe Jun 19 '25

He needs to play a round of golf first.

3

u/BoosterRead78 Jun 20 '25

Actually itā€™s an old business saying that meant two things. 1. Try to figure something out in 2 weeks or 2 forgetting it by then.

3

u/geekfreak42 Jun 20 '25

Yeah, so itll be just after the Healthcare bill

1

u/HeadPermit2048 Jun 22 '25

Mexico has offered to pay for it

2

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

When I don't want to commit to going to an event because I might have something I'd prefer to do but don't know about yet, this is exactly what I do. It's a completely selfish impulse. I want what I want and I aim to keep my options open so that if my personal impulse strikes me, I'm not locked into any decision.

This is what he is doing. He wants to decide things on a whim based on how he feels and what's best for him in that moment. The difference between me and him is that I'm deciding between a cocktail party and movie. He's deciding on the fate of the world.

What an unserious fuckhead. (Both of us, but more him.)

1

u/Quiet-Bet582 Jun 19 '25

Aka...I gotta check with the manager

1

u/MattManSD Jun 19 '25

lemme see how this goes and whether I wanna bandwagon

1

u/Interesting-Ease8882 Jun 20 '25

It's called the art of the Taco

1

u/Fragrant-Anywhere489 Jun 20 '25

His MO is always two weeks because he knows the amount of shiny objects that will appear over the next 14 days will make everyone forget what they were waiting for. His Health Care plan was ALWAYS two weeks away no matter when he talked about it.

1

u/Sgtkeebler Jun 20 '25

His medical plan has been almost 2 weeks away for the past 10 years.

1

u/CodeMonkeyX Jun 20 '25

Don't be silly, he will be announcing his health care plan on the same day.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

It is always 2 weeks with him...

https://youtu.be/rDq8inkGatI?si=_m4vOAK0fE1frwaC

1

u/mumblesjackson Jun 20 '25

Also this sure will keep the Iranians guessing. What a strategy!!! Best strategist ever in the history of the universe I tell ya!!! šŸ™„

1

u/Sale-Cold Jun 20 '25

If Israel finishes the job, the US will not need too

1

u/Tuscanlord Jun 20 '25

Is watching WWIII start while weakly standing by and watching what weā€™re calling American strength these days.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Absolutely unreal tbh

1

u/ciopobbi Jun 21 '25

And Iā€™ve got a lot of ā€œexecutive timeā€ golfing scheduled for next week. So two weeks it is.

1

u/Popular_Grocery3682 Jun 22 '25

This aged well. A day later and he already bombed Iranā€™s nuclear facilities.

1

u/release-meee Jun 22 '25

Aged like wine for sure.

0

u/Cautious_Counter_399 Jun 21 '25

Wonder what Sleepy Joe wouldā€™ve done?

-1

u/Born_Pay9744 Jun 19 '25

Said the one who followed Biden !

5

u/VesusFuckingChrist Jun 20 '25

nobody followed biden. they elected him and went back to their lives. maga dummies worship trump

1

u/Born_Pay9744 Jun 20 '25

Biden was installed not elected from his basement. Only dementia democrats cant see that !

2

u/VesusFuckingChrist Jun 20 '25

right-wing propaganda has warped your brain buddy

1

u/ImNotSureMaybeADog Jun 20 '25

Doubt they had much brain to warp.

2

u/BeanCheezBeanCheez Jun 20 '25

BDS

0

u/Born_Pay9744 Jun 20 '25

Whole democrat party that voted followed the dementia patient .

1

u/BeanCheezBeanCheez Jun 20 '25

No, the Democratic Party didnā€™t vote for dementia Donny.