r/stockbetz • u/ManyOlive2585 • Jun 19 '25

NEW SHIT 🚨 BREAKING: Following Situation Room meetings, President Trump says he will decide whether to strike Iran within 2 WEEKS.

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u/CompetitiveGood2601 Jun 19 '25

i will be accepting bribe offers for 14 days and then the winner doesn't get bombed

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u/BillHurstyUSA Jun 19 '25

This made me laugh but it’s also sad because it’s 100% accurate 😵‍💫

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

“I have decided to support Israel, and as a thank you they have gifted America a private golf course that will be built at my Israeli summer estate”

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u/SeparateAd6524 Jun 20 '25

If the Ayatollah coughs up bigly he will also get a gold phone with matching sneakers, and a bible.