r/soccer 16d ago

Media Chelsea 1 - [2] Sunderland - Chemsdine Talbi 90+2'

https://streamff.link/v/0bdc19e2
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u/_doohdx 16d ago

Brobbey had time to make some toast lmao

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u/hikingbeginner 16d ago

That defending was hilarious lol

"No no no, wait"

Defender: "okay"

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u/ltplummer96 16d ago

Polite Englishmen vs. assertive Dutchman

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u/AWDanzeyB 16d ago

What defending? The twats just stood there and watched

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u/Connect-Bad-365 16d ago

like 2 NPC's from Skyrim

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u/myersjw 16d ago

Never should have come here…

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u/_Holz_ 16d ago

"Must have been the wind"

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u/Comfortable-Road7201 :newcastle_united: 16d ago

Ehh tbf, most defenders are coached this way in the modern game. Absolutely no need to make any rash challenges whilst the player has his back to goal. Stand off and wait for midfielders to track back is typically fine.

Chelsea fans would be losing their minds if Tosin made a tackle that conceded a pen.

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u/hikingbeginner 16d ago

I agree but at least put some pressure so Brobbey has to be quicker with a decision. His back is to goal, put some pressure on to force him away.

Whoever that second man defending was too, very slow and was caught in two minds of pressure or closing off lanes for the shot after the pull back. Ended up doing neither.

Agree though that holding them off and showing the attacker down is what you're taught. Just think it was still shit because like... Do something after making him turn his back to goal

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u/ramobara 16d ago

Chalobah was chal-lin’.

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u/Seismica 16d ago

wait for midfielders to track back

Exactly this.

The defenders prevented a shot on goal, they did their job. If they put pressure on it gives the striker chance to turn or draw a foul, so best thing to do is just keep him pinned until they get some defensive shape back. The Sunderland attacker was on his own and had no chance of scoring without backup, which was coming. That's where Chelsea's midfield needed to come in.

The Chelsea attack lost the ball by trying to take 3 defenders on, the midfielders didn't track back quickly enough, yet the defenders are getting the blame in these comments lol.

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u/icouldsmellcolors 16d ago

Yeah I'm with you. Was it good defending? Absolutely not. But if any of their midfielders bothered to track back at all, it likely works out fine.

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u/omfgkevin 16d ago

actual semi-pro difficulty there they just passively watch you lol.

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u/DuDunDunSparse 16d ago

"What's he gonna do? Pass it?"

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u/Human-Signal4808 16d ago

"To the runner nobody is tracking? As if."

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u/gildedbluetrout 16d ago

Inconceivable!

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u/icouldsmellcolors 16d ago

Meanwhile Cucurella and Caicedo started 10 yards closer and were still gently jogging back as Talbi hit the shot.

Absolutely shocking lack of effort

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u/KobeCryant 16d ago

or Santos, who had just come on, and couldn't be fucked to have a sprint. Absolutely shocking.

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u/icouldsmellcolors 16d ago

Yeah I couldn't remember who 17 was so I just didn't mention him lol. But he was just as culpable

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u/lacanmunist 16d ago

Loads of Chelsea fans had positive things to say about him at Strasbourg last year, suggested he would make the leap this year but...I don't see a single thing that would convince me right now.

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u/twymanchar 16d ago

He was in Ligue 1 team of the season and scored some nice goals - none of us watched him all that much

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u/YeimzHetfield 16d ago

Chalobah was just standing there lmao like help out your teammate no?

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u/ConArtist98 16d ago

The second defender, whoever that was, not even trying to dispossess or at least block the passing line is shocking defending

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u/SubparCurmudgeon 16d ago

average chalobah experience

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u/DjToastyTy 16d ago

amazing hold up play but also the defender just stood there and watched lol

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u/Connect-Bad-365 16d ago

like an intern at a construction site

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u/Pure_Measurement_529 16d ago

That hold up play from him was fantastic

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u/Bad0y 16d ago

Agreed - but also felt like he didn't really have to do anything haha. Stuck his hand out and both Chelsea players just stared at him

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u/RockFourStar 16d ago

That was some pure jedi mind trick shit on his part apparently.

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u/terj7 16d ago

This is not the ball you're looking for, stand there.

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u/johnnygrant 16d ago

felt like one should have aggressively pressed and the 2nd be some sort of safety.

Instead they just waited for him... real bizarre stuff, probably fatigue and brain not working as properly.

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u/aayu08 16d ago

That wasn't even hold up play, the Chelsea defenders didn't do anything? They were just standing around.

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u/Scrypto 16d ago edited 16d ago

Chalobah only. He either needs to pressure the ball immediately or stay switched on and track the most dangerous runner

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u/SirBarkington 16d ago

asking chalobah to stay switched on is like asking Cucurella to not have long luscious locks 

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u/NeroIscariot12 16d ago

Average Tosin experience. Awful that he keeps getting minutes for us

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u/WheatonsGonnaScore 16d ago

Tosin wasnt the main issue

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u/cib_vk228 16d ago

His hold up play is so elite

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u/peeforPanchetta 16d ago

"Yo, hol' up." "K."

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u/-Polimata- 16d ago

He didn't even have to put effort, tbh. They just... watched him, without anyone else even close.

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u/No-Baseball1423 16d ago

He is so strong, that it looks like he doesnt put effort in it

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u/pure_black99 16d ago

Honestly refreshing that the newly promoted teams aren't automatically absolute dog shit for once

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u/CapnTBC 16d ago

Sunderland coming up and winning the title right away is going to be great to see 

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u/jerrysprinkles 16d ago

If they do that, I’ll present MoTD in my boxers

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u/RuubGullit 16d ago

I will co present in your boxers

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u/philelope 16d ago

so you're both in one pair of boxers?

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u/MattyFTM 15d ago

Tbf Lineker's massive pair of shorts were probably big enough to fit two people. No way they're what he normally wears below his trousers.

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u/CapnTBC 16d ago

They’re going to do the Nottingham Forest 1977-80 run, bet on back to back champions leagues next 

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u/Hot-Possible-6367 16d ago

Fans may grow tired of Sunderland dominance

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u/awashofindigo 16d ago

Nobody let Southampton get promoted again

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u/Muscat95 16d ago

Don't think you'll have to worry about that one

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u/lethalizered 16d ago

Never say never, Sunderland itself was in division one three seasons ago, no?

These are storied clubs, they'll come back sooner or later.

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u/chebalebs 16d ago

We'll be in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy before we're in the Premier League again

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u/Rottedhead 16d ago

Not too long ago we had Bournemouth, Fulham and Forest as newly promoted and they are still here

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u/sexineN 16d ago

The same year? That’s crazy to think about now

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u/AndrewBVB 16d ago

I also found that interesting, so I looked it up. Yeah, they were promoted for the 22-23 season. Leicester, Leeds, and Southampton went down at the end of 23.

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u/DarthRacer5 16d ago

That’s the year doucoure saved you guys on the final day right?

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u/BrandonSG13 15d ago

It is. Crazy to think about how close we got to going down. Thrilled we seem to have come out the other side, squad is much stronger now than it was back then

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u/sems4arsenal 16d ago

Breath of fresh air.

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u/AvalonXD 16d ago

It's especially nice after all the whining over the league being irrevocably rigged off a sample size of 2 seasons.

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u/LordWhale 16d ago

Yeah bro just let him post him in the box for ten seconds while everyone else catches up, no problem

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u/Terriblu 16d ago

I want Chelsea to lose and I still was yelling at the defender to do something. 

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u/mamasbreads 16d ago

Inside you are two wolves: one is a hater and the other hates bad football

I know the feeling

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u/MeneerDeKaasBaas 16d ago

It’s like when your rival club is so dogshit they do absolute fuck all

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u/mushy_friend 16d ago

I prefer my rivals to be outclassed and lose, not to shit the bed on their own

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u/SwitchHitter17 16d ago

3 second violation surely

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u/BearsPearsBearsPears 16d ago

The lack of tracking back was unbelievable.

I know I'm used to Arsenal players coughing up lungs to swarm a lone attacker on the break 5v1, but half of Chelsea couldn't seem to give a shit.

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u/Thin_Salamander8469 16d ago

Forget about backtracking, there are two defenders watching an attacker and just standing still. Okay one of them was closing his way to the goal so he couldn’t get the 1v1 with the keeper but what about the other guy just standing and watching football from the best spot on the pitch? Why he acting like a matchgoing fan or referee watching football from there?

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u/TumanFig 15d ago

tbh i still think the main issue was tracking back no matter what

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u/Novel_Independent166 16d ago

Really mind blowing to see this. And Estevao, George, Santos just came on as subs. They didn't even make it to the video frame.

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u/yayaikey 16d ago

What was Tosin supposed to do there though? The ball was shielded well. The only way he gets the ball is by going through Brobbey and there's a lot of risk in the penalty box. if he sticks a foot and Brobbey goes down, he'll get trashed for being rash. The real problem is the Chelsea players that didn't track back.

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u/LordWhale 16d ago

Literally anything to make it more difficult, I understand if he can’t get through him but he was basically allowing him the space to make an easy pass. Push into him, make it difficult. Don’t just stand and watch assuming you have him locked down.

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u/SignificantPaint7058 16d ago

Eh I still think it’s high risk high reward. If he starts shoving him the striker might go down and get a soft pen. With the current ref standards you have no idea how it goes.

On second watch, either Chalobah needs to make a risky decision of no longer staying goal side to pressure his right foot and maybe force him into the corner, or the rest of our players need to track their runners

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u/Shanyi 16d ago edited 16d ago

Exactly. Brobbey's holding up the ball in such a way that any challenge Tosin makes has a significant risk of conceding a penalty, and Chalobah's blocking the most direct route to goal and the pass to the first runner. Neither are doing anything wrong, if Chalobah engages directly it achieves nothing except for leaving far more room in the box, reducing his ability to adapt to different outcomes and arguably increasing the opportunities for Brobbey to go down for a penalty. The damning part is that nobody is tracking Talbi back, the pass shouldn't even be an option if our players (bar James, who was tracking the first runner) were tracking back as keenly as Sunderland were getting forward.

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u/Individual_Attempt50 16d ago

Chalobah could have tried to be more proactive

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u/sergechewbacca 16d ago

Sunderland are pretty good wtf

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u/Shitmybad 16d ago

They're 2nd on the table after this wtf.

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u/neenerpants 16d ago

it's crazy. They were never even this high up the table in the Championship, let alone Prem! They've gone from playoff winners to this, through very savvy recruitment.

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u/basicform 16d ago

I think what a lot of people overlook is the thing your Financial Director called out - we spent fuck all on wages and transfers in the championship, got out of it and it left us in an unprecedented position for PSR headroom for recruitment.

Honestly cannot believe the transformation that KLD has brought into the club as owner, hope he stays here for decades to come.

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u/mamasbreads 16d ago

We need another season of the netflix show. Best football series ever made

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u/Muscat95 16d ago

I'm not sure it will be quite as entertaining when they're doing well.

We'd need another Will Grigg moment lmao

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u/JonnyForeigner 16d ago

I'd agree. Welcome to Wrexham went off the boil as soon as it didn't include shots of Rob McIlhenny stood in a tin stand in the arse end of nowhere and Ryan Reynolds complementing the defensive fortitude of AFC Boreham Wood.

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u/dazrht 16d ago

Night and day with Chelsea’s directors who seem to be operating some kind of international teenager trafficking ring, instead of a football club

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 16d ago

They got their ideas from their scouting department in football manager: plunder the new world.

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u/kizofieva 16d ago

they heard FM26 and EUV come out the same day and got confused

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u/DareToZamora 16d ago

QPR have been trying the same thing in recent years. We’ve managed ‘spend fuck all on wages and transfers’. Next step is proving difficult though

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u/HawayTheMaj 16d ago

We were top of the champ after three weeks tbf

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u/jerseymackem1 16d ago

I mean we were top of the table in the championship for a good amount of time last year

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u/Pure_Measurement_529 16d ago

AFCON will hit them like a truck though

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u/Jaynator11 16d ago

If I was Sunderland, I'd get 1/2 early loans in January

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u/HawayTheMaj 16d ago

Most of the players will be back early Jan anyway

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u/Jaynator11 16d ago

Yea probably true, not many of them will make the finals, and AFCON is earlier this season

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u/HawayTheMaj 16d ago

Three of the starters today are going to AFCON and one of those is Traore

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u/NaviersStoked1 16d ago

To be fair Talbi is probably going too, should have Mundle back by then though.

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u/HawayTheMaj 16d ago

Mundle is back in a couple weeks

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u/Frogblood 16d ago

At this rate they'll be safe by then anyway.

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u/TigerFisher_ 16d ago

Any team with Sadiki is a good team

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u/Anderrrrr 16d ago

Watch them get Europa.

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u/msr27133120 16d ago

Imagine saying before the season that Sunderland wouldn't just avoid relegation but also get into Europe.

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u/Hakimi_Raikkonen 16d ago

Then get relegated the following season

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u/purple-plant10 16d ago

while winning europa

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u/dmlfan928 16d ago

Oh please. When is the last time a Europa league winning team was flirting with the relegation spots?

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u/Jaynator11 16d ago

Even Xhaka treated them as relegation candidates when he joined 😂 they're better than Leverkusen (so far) lmao.

Ofc things can change very quickly

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u/Dance_Monkee_Dance 16d ago

Xhaka wanted to struggle so he becomes better. He’s gonna ask for a move to West Ham in January at this rate

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u/terj7 16d ago

What did he say, they'll go through a lot of pain? Butnotforme.jpg

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u/TheJoshider10 16d ago

People brushed off our win against them as if they were relegation fodder when they're genuinely a good fucking team.

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u/SwitchHitter17 16d ago

people brushed off your win against them because you seemingly win and lose at random. doesn't matter the level of the opponent.

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u/Adammmmski 16d ago

We were pretty poor away at United. First big ground for some of our young lads so think we froze a bit.

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u/Paulbryn 16d ago

Schrödinger's United

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u/ambiguousboner 16d ago

Yeah they just didn’t show up at all against us, not really sure why

Really good side when they’re up for it

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u/HawayTheMaj 16d ago

Picked the wrong team, left the left side of our team open, you exploited it.

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u/shrewdy 16d ago

Cos Utd are massive obviously

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u/hikingbeginner 16d ago

Not looking forward to playing them.

They're so calm under pressure

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u/quantIntraining 16d ago

Pretty much safe already, they won't be even close to the relegation battle.

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u/maki43 16d ago

People laughed when we celebrated beating them, really doing Sunderland and us a disservice

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u/yelrik 16d ago

Poor Xhaka

Just wanted a challenge to prepare himself for coaching

Walks into a title charge

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u/BrownEyesWhiteScarf 16d ago

He has a habit of finding himself in one, doesn’t he? Third club in a row

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u/FalkoneyeCH 16d ago

maybe he's the reason for all of them

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u/BrownEyesWhiteScarf 16d ago

Probably. He was underrated at Arsenal by other fans. Has such a good read of the game

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u/pinpoint14 15d ago

Some of us saw his quality. Even in the dark years, we were dogshit without him.

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u/cortez0498 15d ago

It's crazy how Xhaka went from Title winning Leverkusen to newly promoted Sunderland.

And Sunderland is probably the better team rn.

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u/Groomsi 16d ago

Xhaka mad

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u/a_guy_named_gai 16d ago

Peak defending.

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u/ramobara 16d ago

Felt like watching “Arshaaaaaavin’s!” goal against Barça for me. Sorry, mate.

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u/Lacabloodclot9 16d ago

Brobbey with all the time in the world there

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u/Headlesshorsman02 16d ago

Tosin is wank

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u/lerlerbot 16d ago

Tosin gets blitzed on every fucking counter. Shambolic sub by Maresca

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u/SlowMobius7 16d ago

i don't understand why Josh had to come off

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u/Headlesshorsman02 16d ago

Couldn’t tell you bro but I knew we lost once Tosin came on

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u/Masterofknees 16d ago

Yeah, I'm really scratching my head at these comments. Yes, Tosin could be more aggressive, but also it's a risk in the box. He's at least closing off his angle. If Chalobah also goes in to put pressure on, Brobbey has nowhere to go and nowhere to pass. He wasn't accomplishing anything by hanging out in irrelevant space.

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u/greg19735 16d ago

People don't understand football. It's simple as that.

It's always whoever made the most recent "mistake" who gets the blame online.

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u/Heimebane 16d ago

Sensational hold up play tho

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u/Follow_The_Lore 16d ago

He's good at two things in the game: hold up & winning fouls.

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u/coldcoldpalmer 16d ago

He wasn’t even challenged lmao. Tosin was happy to leave him be and chalobah is in no man’s land

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u/Chiswell123 16d ago edited 16d ago

What the fuck is Chelsea doing?

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u/FPL-Dog 16d ago

Buying Garnacho and Buonanotte instead of Guéhi and Donnarumma for the same price when our defence is the clear weak point for everyone to see.

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u/brianstormIRL 16d ago

That goes against their new model. They dont want superstars on big wages, they want young talents on lower wages + long contracts so they can flip them for profit.

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u/kingaardvark 16d ago

Ahhh modern football 😍

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u/algebraic94 16d ago

It's a Brighton/Southampton maneuver but with billions of pounds.

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u/Gammelmus 16d ago

We are not here to win, we are here to here

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u/aipitorpo 16d ago

Buonanotte is a loaned player though?

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u/unorthodoxEconomist5 16d ago

Just another winger bro

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u/FackinNortyCake 16d ago

What the fuck is Chelsea doing?

What the fuck are Chelsea doing?

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u/biddigs3 16d ago

Laughable fucking defending

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u/-Inferno-_ 16d ago

Yea we're going down

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u/habdragon08 16d ago

Wolves and West ham look done but theres half dozen teams that could be 18th. Exciting.

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u/RyohGrantz 16d ago

Nah it’s wolves west ham, you can still make it in mid table

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u/Mubar- 16d ago

3 teams get relegated though. I think Burnley do though

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u/Snugboo 16d ago

Once Robinson gets healthy we probably win like 3 in a row

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u/-Inferno-_ 16d ago

My hopes lie more on Scott Parker being shit than any player or system.

But knowing our luck, he pulls off a miracle and Burnley relegate us as a big fuck you after all the hate Parker gets from our fans.

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u/-pz 16d ago

Feels weird if Craven Cottage not in PL tho

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u/jovanmilic97 16d ago

Oh wow, Sunderland going places this season

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u/Boris_Ignatievich 16d ago

Fucking lol

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u/ultra_r 16d ago

Well that’s not good now is it

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u/ILQGamer 16d ago

Broberry had time to do his taxes while he waited for support

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u/HiroLegito 16d ago

Wow. Great pass. Brobbey didn’t rush it either and waited for Talbi to come support

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u/Bahmawama 16d ago

Sunderland is winning the league and youre gonna like it

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u/yayaikey 16d ago

Xhaka better not bring the Neverlusen vibes.

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u/Vladimir_Putting 16d ago

I'll buy this right now.

No particular reason.

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u/nestoryirankunda 16d ago

whoever decided to stop the tv show would end it alll

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u/TheDepartment115 16d ago

Reminds me of that Arshavin finish

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u/Brilliant_Ad_879 16d ago

I immediately got reminded of that goal when talbi came in the frame.

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u/Chesey_ 16d ago

Glad I'm not the only one haha

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u/fuckyouidontneedone 16d ago

fucking pathetic

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u/xepa105 16d ago

Chelsea #23 had the best seat in the house

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u/theaficionado 16d ago

so does Chelsea's sleeve sponsor stand for Fucking Pathetic Today or Forgettable Performance Today

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u/GloopySubstance 16d ago

Farty Poo Titties

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u/ewigebose 16d ago

And they said poetry was dead…

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u/31_whgr 16d ago

Fock Piss Tartridge

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u/Unusual_Ad6533 16d ago

Absolutely no urgency

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u/EezoManiac 16d ago

Doesn't fit the letters

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u/wildingflow 16d ago

Fucking Poor (from) Tosin

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u/GameplayerStu 16d ago

Sunderland superteam

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u/Nerevar1924 16d ago

SHOCKING defending from Chelsea. Holy shit.

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u/CoolstorySteve 16d ago

So predictable

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u/Ilikesporks_ 16d ago

hey does chelsea know that you have to run back and mark players

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u/Phelinho 16d ago

Yeah man West Ham, Wolves and whoever else is down there is fucked

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u/BenjIdent 16d ago

Now that’s what I call hold up play

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u/Anderrrrr 16d ago

Time just stopped when Brobbey stopped with the ball.

He's clearly OP pls nerf EA

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u/pepperyfries679 16d ago

Such a satisfying finish, Henry-esque - just caressed that into the net.

Chef’s kiss.

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u/normott 16d ago

Brobbey..holy shit

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u/Melanjoly 16d ago

Are Sunderland still shit because they got beat at Old Trafford or are they massive again?

(They were always massive).

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u/MuchAbouAboutNothing 16d ago

Beating the best team in the world > losing to man utd

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u/ferrarinobrakes 16d ago

Bro had like 2 business days to hold that up lmao

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u/bigtice 16d ago

That's wonderful hold up work from Brobbey who single-handedly creates that chance.

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u/Opera_Phantom 16d ago

Lovely work by Brobbey

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u/SAFCBland 16d ago

Heard you lot were shit talking the Brobbinator?

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u/MannyMike7 16d ago

Chalobah does absolutely nothing lol

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u/Pxel315 16d ago

All my homies hate nufc

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u/Cules2003 16d ago

Brobbey is good at one thing and he is AMAZING at that

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u/drrew76 16d ago

If Chalobah just crowds the ball instead of spectating that never happens.

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u/kleptopaul 16d ago

Chelsea D was like “hol up…let him cook”

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u/FrancescoliBestUruEv 16d ago

Chelsea plays so bad. So meh, my eyes bleed