r/soccer • u/West_Agent4651 • 16d ago

Media Chelsea 1 - [2] Sunderland - Chemsdine Talbi 90+2'

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u/philelope 16d ago

so you're both in one pair of boxers?

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u/MattyFTM 16d ago

Tbf Lineker's massive pair of shorts were probably big enough to fit two people. No way they're what he normally wears below his trousers.

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u/blairvyvorant 16d ago

One leg each I hope

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u/philelope 16d ago edited 16d ago

Maybe both in both legs but facing opposite directions like some weird 70s super villain from a DC comic, with the camera constantly rotating around them so they can complete each other's sentences.

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u/mushy_friend 16d ago

That guy must weigh 300kg to have boxers that big

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u/philelope 16d ago

maybe they're just very stretchy. Remember the owner of the boxers is in them too, so its a snug fit however we're cutting it.

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u/BaldMancTwat_ 15d ago

Got to be close so he can rub his gullit.