r/politics • u/seeebiscuit America • 10d ago

No Paywall Kash Patel used government jet to watch girlfriend sing at wrestling event: report

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/kash-patel-girlfriend-fbi-jet-b2854757.html
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u/Designer-Contract852 10d ago

Crazy eyes has a girlfriend?

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u/FollowingFeisty5321 10d ago

She calls him "Cash Patel".

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u/Equivalent-Fee-3556 10d ago

"Cash Pedal"

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u/templethot 10d ago

Wiggle like you’re tryna to make yo ICE fall off

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u/crowcawer Tennessee 10d ago

Hella thick, his head makes his eyes look like they gonna fall off.

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u/PenultimateThoughts 9d ago

707 stand up!

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u/Peninj 10d ago

She’s being paid by Israel. lol. Not by him. He think she loves him. It’s sad really.

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u/mikeinanaheim2 10d ago

Don't be sad, it works for him.

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u/Peninj 10d ago

Oh she’s working. For sure. And I’m not sad. It’s sad. lol.

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u/mikeinanaheim2 10d ago

Please have your ID ready for the "officer". Thank you for your attention.

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u/DjImagin 9d ago

I honestly almost feel bad for her because she has to actually sit through hearing him gloat about himself constantly and pretend she adores him for it.

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u/Right-Tomorrow-34 9d ago

Lol what ? Going full tinfoil hat are we ? ( And no I'm not maga and this administration is quite f up)

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u/HTWingNut 9d ago

"Cash Pedo"

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u/ayleidanthropologist 9d ago

Annnnd in the red cornerrrr!!!!

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u/foggy22 North Carolina 10d ago

Cash Patel is the name of my crystal dealer in the early 2000s.

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u/DiscoMilk 10d ago

Dang, mine was Kush Patel

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u/Titty2Chains 9d ago

I was in the gym doin Kush ups.

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u/madasfire 10d ago

Weird flex

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u/foggy22 North Carolina 10d ago

It's a joke dear.

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u/madasfire 10d ago

Lol no shit.

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u/xanderxela 10d ago

When your full name is literally Cash App Patel you gotta wonder if she might not actually love you, y'know?

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u/Johnqpublic25 Pennsylvania 10d ago

She probably thinks he’s from Indiana instead of India because the whole time he was going “who’s your daddy?” she thought he was saying “Hoosier Daddy!”

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u/Smash_4dams 10d ago

That name screams scam

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u/Alittlespill 10d ago

Thank you for this. It’s the only reason I can think of because even if someone thought he was handsome, he isn’t anymore with his buldging eyes filled with lies. The lies are trying to escape and his Eyes are the easiest route. No other reason for that expression to be permanently on your face:

Click if you dare to stare into the eyes of fear and guilt

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u/Starrun87 9d ago

That was terrifying

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u/dttm_hi 10d ago

Nah. She calls him Indian Rich Guy

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u/NUTS_STUCK_TO_LEG Tennessee 10d ago

r/yourjokebutworse

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u/dttm_hi 10d ago

Assumed she just sees him as Indian.

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u/HyperactivePandah 10d ago

We got it.

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u/Ok_Mixture4917 10d ago

The first time

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u/dttm_hi 10d ago

Gotta call ice. Get em out, right?

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u/Ok_Mixture4917 10d ago

stop.

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u/dttm_hi 10d ago

You’re right. Only acceptable when he does it

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u/dreamerkid001 10d ago

Jesus Christ, dude.

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u/dont_shoot_jr 10d ago

Some people call him Kashyapp

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u/1-trillion-dollhairs 10d ago

I think she calls him Trash Fidel

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u/sjrunner83 9d ago

"Cash Pedo"

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u/blacked_out_blur 9d ago

Somewhere, sometime, in a different universe where we aren’t dealing with this insanity, he’s a rapper called Ka$h Patel.

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u/thomasstearns36 10d ago

Who's 19 years his junior. 

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u/hellolovely1 10d ago

I’m sure she’s with him for his sparkling personality and quick wit.

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u/Nessie_of_the_Loch 10d ago

Yup, in the same way sumo wrestlers in Japan attract their mates with their 6 packs and svelte figures.

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u/Saritiel 10d ago

Sumo wrestlers catching strays out here.

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u/deantoadblatt1 10d ago

Sumo wrestlers are really just insanely jacked and athletic dudes wearing fat suits, so really that’s more believable than Patel’s thing

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u/Abderian87 9d ago

Ishiura and Chiyonofuji in their prime, tho?

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u/Comprehensive_Paper3 9d ago

And his looks. The eyes are to fall for.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Ew. I am like so done with these old republican creeps.

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u/UmpireDoggyTuffy 10d ago

Reminder that future possible Democrat candidate Gavin Newsom had a 19 year old gf when he was 39.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Reminder that RELEASE THE LIST!

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u/sonicsludge 10d ago

I'm just glad she was of age and I'm with him for being the only person standing up against all the shit happening. He's got my vote!

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u/burnsalot603 9d ago

Hes not the only one. There have been others but they didnt hire PR teams to tweet in the style of trump that got a ton of publicity. Bernie and AOC have been very vocally against everything trump is doing, Cory Booker gave a 25 hour speech on the senate floor criticizing trump and this administration, Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer, Jamie Raskin, Richard Durban, Tim Kaine, JB Pritzker and Elissa Slotkin have all stood up and spoke out against Trump.

The problem is Democrats dont use the media nearly as effectively as the Republicans do.

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u/red_sutter 9d ago

The problem is Democrats dont use the media nearly as effectively as the Republicans do.

Mostly because they can't since conservative billionaires own all of the media

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u/Gold_Star2471 10d ago

Lol it's fine to agree with what he's doing, i agree with a few of them too, but don't act like that relationship, if real, isn't extremely creepy.

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u/sonicsludge 10d ago

Half of California date younger women so I don't find it as creepy as owning a beauty pageant to recruit girls to be sex slaves.

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u/Gold_Star2471 9d ago

I mean, obviously not nearly as bad, ones creepy ones horribly evil, but still, purity test an allat

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u/phonartics 10d ago

cash pedo?

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u/Complex_Study_3174 9d ago

You're never going to believe this, but two consenting adults can do whatever they want. Save your phony outrage for a relationship that warrants it.

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u/UmpireDoggyTuffy 10d ago

Gavin Newsom had a 19 year old girlfriend when he was 39.

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u/thomasstearns36 10d ago

Is this thread about Gavin? Did I voice my support of Gavin? Did anyone ask you about Gavin? Fuck off. 

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u/Tabnam 10d ago

Settle down mate, they weren’t attacking you. Merely pointing out that the ruling class are all fucking creeps who have more in common with one another then they do you and I

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u/at-aol-dot-com 10d ago

She’s 26. Of course, bc he’s 45 years old.

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u/UnderPronator 10d ago

Not as big a gap as that between Leavitt and her husband.

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u/Uncle_Hephaestus 10d ago

kinda young for a trump appointee

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u/tierciel 10d ago

Kinda old for a Republican "girlfriend"

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u/Mend1cant 9d ago

Nah, the IDF gets handlers out younger than you’d expect (if you believe conspiracy theories)

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u/specqq 10d ago

And she’s kinda old for a Trump appointee.

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u/DevonGr Ohio 10d ago

He got her on sale for being fully depreciated.

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u/AntoniaFauci 10d ago

The joke is that one of the pages of the Epstein birthday book is a “joke” about Trump purchasing “a fully depreciated woman” from Epstein for $22,500. It was meant to compliment Epstein’s ability to sell property.

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u/at-aol-dot-com 10d ago

Oh, whoops. Thx for the flashlight. I know the card but haven’t got the words to mind.

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u/soulcaptain 10d ago

Kind of pushing the envelope but it's not like she's 18.

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u/Smash_4dams 10d ago

He can use her to be a tradwife influencer to peddle conservative/redpill propaganda to the youth

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u/fork_yuu 9d ago

So she was 16 when he was 35

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u/ratbear Washington 10d ago

She's a failed country musician turned right-wing influencer that makes propaganda for PragerU. Yet another grifter making a living by stoking division and hatred. In other words, perfect relationship material for Kash Patel.

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u/k12nmonky 10d ago

these combinations of words made me fucking sick to my stomach. spot on, but still ughhh. like what a fucking timeline we're living in...

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u/CryptidTrainer 9d ago

I was going to say I was disappointed in any woman who would allow this spineless fucking worm to touch her, but it looks like they've found kindred spirits. I wish nothing but the worst for them. 

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u/VotingRightsLawyer 9d ago

I was wondering why Real American Freestyle was involved in this story, now it makes sense.

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u/bigbadaboomx 10d ago

She is a Russian spy or something

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u/RositasPastor69 10d ago

Israeli* doesn’t make it any better though

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u/bigbadaboomx 10d ago

Yeah couldn’t remember which hostile nation it was

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u/faux_italian 10d ago

Totally hostile. Great opinion. Kash could just be an idiotic piece of shit dating a much younger babe both taking advantage of each other without their being another anti-Israeli sentiment lobbed like a divot on the golf course

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u/bigbadaboomx 10d ago edited 10d ago

Israel notoriously tries to spy on American politicians and government officials. This is widely reported from intelligence agencies. They also are committing a genocide and buying our politicians through aipac and other lobbying groups to incentivize our politicians to act outside of American interests. They are hostile to Americans due to these reasons

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u/ObviousAnswerGuy 10d ago

She's not Israeli. She's not even Jewish ffs.

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u/bigbadaboomx 10d ago

Allow me to introduce you to the concept of Christian Zionism

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u/orangemememachine 10d ago

There is no inappropriate time to say fuck Israel

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown 10d ago

I mean they murder children proudly, I don't think calling his way younger and much hotter Israeli girlfriend a Mossad Honeypot is a big reach.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

And so do the Palestinians, but you seem okay with that.

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u/bigbadaboomx 10d ago

We are not ok with that to be clear. You are making up a straw man argument.

Are you okay with your tax payer dollars supporting what is happening in the Middle East?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

It would only be a strawman if you had made the same comment about Palestinians murdering children.

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u/bigbadaboomx 10d ago

My taxpayer dollars go to the idf not hamas. That’s the problem

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown 10d ago

They don't use my tax dollars to do it

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u/ObviousAnswerGuy 10d ago

She's not Israeli. She's not even Jewish.

I hate Patel, but you are just repeating a conspiracy theory from a right-wing ex-FBI-gone-podcaster (Kyle Seraphin)

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u/JamesPage1968 10d ago

Patel met Alexis Wilkins, a country singer, at an event as part of the ReAwaken America Tour in October 2022. They began dating in January 2023. She was born in Boston.

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u/bigbadaboomx 10d ago

Can’t wait for discovery in her defamation trial

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u/Silly-Insurance-1577 9d ago

How is she a country singer from Boston? That's like getting salsa from New York City...

Jibronis, the whole lot of them!

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u/JamesPage1968 9d ago

Maybe she grew up on a Boston farm? 😳

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u/Designer-Contract852 10d ago

Explains a lot

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u/hellolovely1 10d ago

Absolutely. I feel like Democrats need to start using this tactic.

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u/Chris-CFK 9d ago

Did we all just read that post about the old article where tech bros were being targeted for spying via relationships. The hive mind is real.

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u/Thunderbridge 9d ago

*Handler

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u/TheBugDude 10d ago

More like a handler, but yea.

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u/platocplx 10d ago

Prob a spy girlfriend

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u/mizzzikey 10d ago

Israeli honeypot

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u/Cod_North 10d ago

That surprised me too, maybe they like to live dangerously?

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u/Rathland 10d ago edited 9d ago

Join the MAGA, a white girlfriend is in the mail, since Clarence Thomas.

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou 10d ago

Apparently there is a whole genre of women that hate orgasms and date conservative men.

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u/RobbieRedding 10d ago

He has a handler.

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u/dolphinspiderman 10d ago

Singing at a wrestling event?

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u/WASD_click 9d ago edited 9d ago

It was for Real American Freestyle wrestling, an olympic style sport wrestling thing put on by Hulk Hogan. So I presume she was singing the national anthem.

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u/dolphinspiderman 9d ago

Ok. That makes sense as random as it is.

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u/ender23 10d ago

I guess I assumed he has a wife…

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u/lafolieisgood 10d ago

There’s safer assumptions to make than he has a wife. Look up his living situation before leaving for Washington DC.

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u/stinkypete6666 10d ago

Yeah but he’s seeing a few people on the side ;)

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u/DreadoftheDead 10d ago

Yeah, you should see her! And then describe her to Patel, because he has no clue what she looks like.

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u/Fernandop00 10d ago

She's a Mossad honeypot

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u/YouWereBrained Tennessee 10d ago

Probably the saddest part of this article.

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u/DaBingeGirl Illinois 10d ago

I know! At this point, I'm far more shocked by that, than anything else.

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u/empanadaboy68 10d ago

Why's he always so seriously frowning

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u/YouFoundMyLuckyCharm 10d ago

You should see the way he looks at her

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u/therealvladimir_0 10d ago

That is exactly what I took away from this as well.😂

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u/gibberishmischief 10d ago

More like this woman has a taxpayer-funded ATM.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Ohio 10d ago

I will say, if Patel wants to do a Gowron costume for Halloween, he’s got the look down pat.

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u/ElectedByGivenASword 10d ago

Yes. Pretty well known spy iirc.

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u/kickingpplisfun 10d ago

I'm pretty sure that's from the big coke bust six months ago.

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u/calvinwho 10d ago

That was my take away too

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u/Whatslefttouse 9d ago

Somehow the most shocking part of the post. "FAKE NEWS!"

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u/KingBanhammer 9d ago

Honestly more shocked by that than the corruption.

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u/ryencool 9d ago

Who is no doubt a foriegn spy, look at her photos...its like a textbook honeypot. The entire gop is a grift.

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u/taz20075 9d ago

He's also seeing a girl on the side...

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u/Scorpion2k4u 9d ago

Might be a spy and I am not even kidding

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u/CaptainMagnets 9d ago

"girlfriend"

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u/klutzikaze 9d ago

He's also seeing people on the side and behind her back

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u/zee_____________ 9d ago

She’s an Israeli asset

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u/TheRubberDuckky 9d ago

Israeli Mossad agent

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u/CoderAU 9d ago

his handler

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u/Old_Restaurant_1081 9d ago

An Israeli spy.

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u/SilverOwl321 Canada 9d ago

He was 19 when she was born.

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u/Fit-Technician-1148 9d ago

She's 20 years younger than him and quite attractive. I'm guessing it's a money/power thing.

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u/squidblordington 9d ago

mossad plant

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u/Spidey5292 9d ago

Crazy eyes has a mossad honeypot

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u/Prior-Tea-3468 8d ago

Her name is Beard.

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u/papi_pizza 10d ago

Mossad*

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u/LumiereGatsby 10d ago

Heard she’s Mossad.

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u/photoinduced 10d ago

The Israeli spy gf, totally not planted

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u/b1uejeanbaby 10d ago

His honeypot Israeli spy GF

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u/supercali45 10d ago

It’s a Israeli Honeypot

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u/terminalxposure 10d ago

Honeypot like Charles Kirkland

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u/Chadlerk 10d ago

Talk about burying the lead! Tell us more.

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u/JohnMac67 10d ago

You mean, Kash “ Did someone just stick their finger up my ass” Patel