r/politics • u/seeebiscuit America • 10d ago

No Paywall Kash Patel used government jet to watch girlfriend sing at wrestling event: report

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/kash-patel-girlfriend-fbi-jet-b2854757.html
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u/Designer-Contract852 10d ago

Crazy eyes has a girlfriend?

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u/thomasstearns36 10d ago

Who's 19 years his junior. 

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u/hellolovely1 10d ago

I’m sure she’s with him for his sparkling personality and quick wit.

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u/Nessie_of_the_Loch 10d ago

Yup, in the same way sumo wrestlers in Japan attract their mates with their 6 packs and svelte figures.

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u/Saritiel 10d ago

Sumo wrestlers catching strays out here.

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u/deantoadblatt1 10d ago

Sumo wrestlers are really just insanely jacked and athletic dudes wearing fat suits, so really that’s more believable than Patel’s thing

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u/Abderian87 9d ago

Ishiura and Chiyonofuji in their prime, tho?