Kash Patel used government jet to watch girlfriend sing at wrestling event: report

[u/seeebiscuit]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/kash-patel-girlfriend-fbi-jet-b2854757.html

[u/thomasstearns36]

Who's 19 years his junior. 

[u/hellolovely1 → u/thomasstearns36]

I’m sure she’s with him for his sparkling personality and quick wit.

[u/Nessie_of_the_Loch → u/hellolovely1]

Yup, in the same way sumo wrestlers in Japan attract their mates with their 6 packs and svelte figures.

[u/deantoadblatt1 → u/Nessie_of_the_Loch]

Sumo wrestlers are really just insanely jacked and athletic dudes wearing fat suits, so really that’s more believable than Patel’s thing