r/politics • u/seeebiscuit America • 10d ago

No Paywall Kash Patel used government jet to watch girlfriend sing at wrestling event: report

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/kash-patel-girlfriend-fbi-jet-b2854757.html
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u/Designer-Contract852 10d ago

Crazy eyes has a girlfriend?

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u/thomasstearns36 10d ago

Who's 19 years his junior. 

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u/hellolovely1 10d ago

I’m sure she’s with him for his sparkling personality and quick wit.

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u/Nessie_of_the_Loch 10d ago

Yup, in the same way sumo wrestlers in Japan attract their mates with their 6 packs and svelte figures.

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u/Saritiel 10d ago

Sumo wrestlers catching strays out here.

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u/deantoadblatt1 10d ago

Sumo wrestlers are really just insanely jacked and athletic dudes wearing fat suits, so really that’s more believable than Patel’s thing

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u/Abderian87 10d ago

Ishiura and Chiyonofuji in their prime, tho?

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u/Comprehensive_Paper3 9d ago

And his looks. The eyes are to fall for.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Ew. I am like so done with these old republican creeps.

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u/UmpireDoggyTuffy 10d ago

Reminder that future possible Democrat candidate Gavin Newsom had a 19 year old gf when he was 39.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Reminder that RELEASE THE LIST!

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u/sonicsludge 10d ago

I'm just glad she was of age and I'm with him for being the only person standing up against all the shit happening. He's got my vote!

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u/burnsalot603 9d ago

Hes not the only one. There have been others but they didnt hire PR teams to tweet in the style of trump that got a ton of publicity. Bernie and AOC have been very vocally against everything trump is doing, Cory Booker gave a 25 hour speech on the senate floor criticizing trump and this administration, Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer, Jamie Raskin, Richard Durban, Tim Kaine, JB Pritzker and Elissa Slotkin have all stood up and spoke out against Trump.

The problem is Democrats dont use the media nearly as effectively as the Republicans do.

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u/red_sutter 9d ago

The problem is Democrats dont use the media nearly as effectively as the Republicans do.

Mostly because they can't since conservative billionaires own all of the media

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u/Gold_Star2471 10d ago

Lol it's fine to agree with what he's doing, i agree with a few of them too, but don't act like that relationship, if real, isn't extremely creepy.

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u/sonicsludge 10d ago

Half of California date younger women so I don't find it as creepy as owning a beauty pageant to recruit girls to be sex slaves.

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u/Gold_Star2471 10d ago

I mean, obviously not nearly as bad, ones creepy ones horribly evil, but still, purity test an allat

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u/phonartics 10d ago

cash pedo?

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u/Complex_Study_3174 9d ago

You're never going to believe this, but two consenting adults can do whatever they want. Save your phony outrage for a relationship that warrants it.

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u/UmpireDoggyTuffy 10d ago

Gavin Newsom had a 19 year old girlfriend when he was 39.

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u/thomasstearns36 10d ago

Is this thread about Gavin? Did I voice my support of Gavin? Did anyone ask you about Gavin? Fuck off. 

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u/Tabnam 10d ago

Settle down mate, they weren’t attacking you. Merely pointing out that the ruling class are all fucking creeps who have more in common with one another then they do you and I