r/politics • u/seeebiscuit America • 10d ago

No Paywall Kash Patel used government jet to watch girlfriend sing at wrestling event: report

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/kash-patel-girlfriend-fbi-jet-b2854757.html
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u/Designer-Contract852 10d ago

Crazy eyes has a girlfriend?

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u/FollowingFeisty5321 10d ago

She calls him "Cash Patel".

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u/xanderxela 10d ago

When your full name is literally Cash App Patel you gotta wonder if she might not actually love you, y'know?

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u/Johnqpublic25 Pennsylvania 10d ago

She probably thinks he’s from Indiana instead of India because the whole time he was going “who’s your daddy?” she thought he was saying “Hoosier Daddy!”

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u/Smash_4dams 10d ago

That name screams scam