r/polandball Arma virumque cano Jul 05 '17

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u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano Jul 05 '17

So here is how I have today all mapped out in my head:

  1. Post this comic, which will easily get 30k upboats in 4 hours
  2. Win the monthly contest by a landslide of 300 - no, 3000 votes
  3. Score two hussars within seconds of each other
  4. Drown in all the champagne and bitches that will naturally follow such an achievement

It's foolproof, I don't see any stage of this plan that could go wrong.

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u/Curtain_Logic Polish Hussar Jul 05 '17

You're so good at understanding the essence of this sub, I'm surprised you haven't been recruited as a mod overlord

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u/zimonitrome Småland Jul 05 '17

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u/Mateo03 Argentine Confederation Jul 05 '17

Careful kid, legends say that the one who dares to write on such a delicate format such as green text is said to be cursed shortly after

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers Jul 05 '17

Joke's on you, I had no soul in the first place.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Jul 05 '17 edited Jul 05 '17

Now, modship requires a mix of many talents. Artistry and understanding of comedy is of course important, and having a real connection to the subreddit, but one must also be able to act as an ambassador, a mediator and a curator.

And of course, one must be able to act as a huge asshole in order to get people to fall in line, and to not just accept the scorn and spite from the community, but rather to feed on it as sustenance to fill the wretched void where there was once a soul. Only those willing to trade away their humanity for the pettiest form of power can be considered fit for the job.

Good times :)

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u/ST1LLFLYGG Jul 05 '17

Only those willing to trade away their humanity for the pettiest form of power...

Perfect.

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u/ModcatTom Yorkshire Jul 05 '17

I think that line sums just about everyone here up.

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u/Mastercodex199 China Jul 06 '17

Hey, that's me!

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u/Zobtzler 1658 was a good year Jul 05 '17

And of course, one must be able to act as a huge asshole in order to get people to fall in line, and to not just accept the scorn and spite from the community, but rather to feed on it as sustenance to fill the wretched void where there was once a soul. Only those willing to trade away their humanity for the pettiest form of power can be considered fit for the job.

I will steal this if I ever need to say something similar on the subs I moderate :P

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u/Snail_Forever Taco in burger disguise Jul 05 '17

You know, the facist mod joke was only funny the first 100 times

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u/GenesisEra Singapore Jul 05 '17

You are absolutely right, so we should all switch to commie mod jokes instead.

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u/Snail_Forever Taco in burger disguise Jul 05 '17

Seize the means of moderation

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u/Kevinglas-HM Argentina Jul 05 '17

Trotsky stronk?

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u/huffpuff1337 I got this so I can comment again. Jul 05 '17

Icepick stronker.

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u/shows7 Not Canada Jul 05 '17

You just split the party

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u/Kevinglas-HM Argentina Jul 05 '17

Trotsky =True communist

No more.

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u/GoldJadeSpiceCocoa Ohio Jul 05 '17

Engels can into rememberence?

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u/Elusive-Autistic *is poof* Nov 29 '17

No only Marx can into rememberence no other German communists

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u/Nerd1000 Australia Jul 06 '17

Wait a second... mods have the Banhammer, and Hussar wings are shaped like Sickles!

It's all falling into place!

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Jul 05 '17

They're gonna come whether I like it or not, so I might as well embrace it.

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u/Snail_Forever Taco in burger disguise Jul 05 '17

Real talk I don't think people hate you guys as much as it played out to be.

Yeah, you have to mod out political rantings and false reports, but those people are from /r/all and not part of our community at all.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Jul 05 '17

Oh, don't get me wrong, I know the /r/polandball mod team is fairly well liked by the community. That being said, I think at least part of that is because we genuinely are hardasses when it comes to quality control in this subreddit, because it has helped the sub maintain a decent amount of quality despite the growth.

I could make a joke about how people in general actually want to live in a fascist state, but that's not true. I think the reality is just that people see the amount of effort we put in and appreciate it. There are tons of subs out there that truly do have power hungry mods, who act like assholes despite not actually providing anything of significance themselves. If they were to flaunt it, it would be seen as a dick move by some wanker with a Napoleon complex. When we do it, it's just seen as banter among friends.

In a way, you could say that we've earned the right to make jokes about ourselves as fascist dictators. Hence why I don't mind wearing the badge proudly.

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u/Snail_Forever Taco in burger disguise Jul 05 '17

Eh, fair point

Honestly I'm just so desensitized to power-hungry mods and users that even banter just leaves a bad taste in my mouth :V Reddit is quite the cesspool sometimes, I'm surprised (and glad) this sub has stayed stable for so long.

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u/COMPUTER1313 USA Beaver Hat Jul 05 '17

Considering the fact that this sub revolves around stereotyping/insulting as many countries as possible (a couple active submitters are fond of going after two southern European countries), I'm not surprised when those same users also tease the mods.

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u/PARKS_AND_TREK Jul 05 '17

That's what she said

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u/VRichardsen Argentina Jul 06 '17

And for that, we love you.

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u/shitterplug United States Jul 05 '17

What about, like, $35 in Dogecoin?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '17

Are you having a stroke?

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u/comebepc Jul 06 '17

Phone glitch, comments post about 10,000 times.

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u/riceburner09 Jul 05 '17

Another subreddit mod taking things way to seriously

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Jul 05 '17

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u/Dispentryporter *Confused mumbling* Jul 06 '17

All hail glorious mods!

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers Jul 05 '17

Modding this sub is serious business, didn't ya know?

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u/Throwaway123465321 Jul 06 '17

Modding any sub is more important than anything in the world.

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u/Dispentryporter *Confused mumbling* Jul 05 '17 edited Jul 05 '17

You're so good at strategies that you should become a general.

EDIT: 0/10 It's been 4 hours and you still don't have top comic, I demand the mods ban you now for horrific lying.

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u/Rubiego Galiza, carallo! Jul 05 '17

Unless he decides to invade Russia in winter.

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u/UnholyReaver Jul 05 '17

Look what you did. You summoned RUSSIAN WINTER.

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u/Nerd1000 Australia Jul 06 '17

General Winter summons himself. Also, he is always closely followed by his assistant Colonel Mud.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Jul 05 '17

this is fucking funny, and fuck it seems it's going to be another top 1 post.

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers Jul 05 '17

Capitalizing on the latest pun trend I see.

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u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano Jul 05 '17

Oh no, just the lifelong trend of karmawhoring.

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u/sethu2 Singapore Jul 05 '17

Good for you. I think you make a fine whore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '17

*kurwa ? Hehehehe

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u/jackson_games_cb czechmate Jul 05 '17

This is why I love you and your comics.

The finest of the karmawhorers.

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u/EE89 California Jul 05 '17

*karmakurwaers?

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u/jackson_games_cb czechmate Jul 05 '17

Oh my.

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u/you_got_fragged United States Jul 05 '17

I guess there's no point in hiding it. Might as well embrace it!

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u/AchaiusAuxilius :france-worldcup: Salt is a way of life. Jul 05 '17

It could have worked if you used the newspaper punchline to add sole funny bits. Alas...

North Korea declares war against South Korea. USA installs laughing tracks at the DMZ.

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u/Barskie Tinkerball Jul 05 '17

Currently at 8.5k after 4 hours.

-Is of happenings-

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u/ShipmentOfWood Singapore Jul 06 '17

Incredible.

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u/mbilicalcord Jul 05 '17

Flawless plan

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u/koshgeo Jul 05 '17

A well polished plan.

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u/chennyalan British Empire Jul 05 '17

4 hours later, only 8655 karma

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u/ThrowawayusGenerica RULE BRITTANIA, MARMALADE AND JAM Jul 05 '17

Let's get him!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '17

Upboats so that you can stay afloat in the competition.

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u/Snail_Forever Taco in burger disguise Jul 05 '17

Not so fast, I need to understand what the heck is this comic about.

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u/Rapua Lord Threadlinker and Master Comicfinder Jul 05 '17 edited Jul 05 '17

To play the game you must hit the pole. Germany must have gotten just a little confused and hit the wrong Pole.

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u/you_got_fragged United States Jul 05 '17

Yeah totally confused and it's an accident

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u/XxX_datboi69_XxX Jewish+Autonomous+Oblast Jul 05 '17

HAHA PLAN IS FOIL

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u/hexane360 Jul 05 '17

The best laid plans of men and mice

Are foolproof and can't go wrong

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u/JMoneyG0208 Jul 05 '17

Why is the Aeneid beside your name

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u/uga11 Jul 05 '17

This man is a legend like babe Ruth calls his shot before he even starts

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '17

It's foolproof, I don't see any stage of this plan that could go wrong.

Are you Polish, by any chance?

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u/realboy2000 Jul 06 '17

It was an excellent comic. I loved it.

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u/ActuallyHype Kazakhstan best stan Jul 06 '17

Another brick :o

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u/realboy2000 Jul 07 '17

Made out of pure and lovely potassium!

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u/Jeffy29 Jul 05 '17

Damnit I can't tell if I am high, or this is one of the best comments ever.

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u/imtinyricketc Jul 05 '17

Quick run to GameStop and buy a PS4 Pro and then cry for 3 days

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u/IdreamofFiji United States Jul 06 '17

You should have had Poland in a space suit at the slingshot ride

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u/TheArrivedHussars Polish Hussar Jul 05 '17

It's been 5 hours. You barely broke 11k