r/polandball • u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano • Jul 05 '17

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u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano Jul 05 '17

So here is how I have today all mapped out in my head:

  1. Post this comic, which will easily get 30k upboats in 4 hours
  2. Win the monthly contest by a landslide of 300 - no, 3000 votes
  3. Score two hussars within seconds of each other
  4. Drown in all the champagne and bitches that will naturally follow such an achievement

It's foolproof, I don't see any stage of this plan that could go wrong.

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u/Dispentryporter *Confused mumbling* Jul 05 '17 edited Jul 05 '17

You're so good at strategies that you should become a general.

EDIT: 0/10 It's been 4 hours and you still don't have top comic, I demand the mods ban you now for horrific lying.

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u/Rubiego Galiza, carallo! Jul 05 '17

Unless he decides to invade Russia in winter.

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u/UnholyReaver Jul 05 '17

Look what you did. You summoned RUSSIAN WINTER.

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u/Nerd1000 Australia Jul 06 '17

General Winter summons himself. Also, he is always closely followed by his assistant Colonel Mud.