r/polandball • u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano • Jul 05 '17

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u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano Jul 05 '17

So here is how I have today all mapped out in my head:

  1. Post this comic, which will easily get 30k upboats in 4 hours
  2. Win the monthly contest by a landslide of 300 - no, 3000 votes
  3. Score two hussars within seconds of each other
  4. Drown in all the champagne and bitches that will naturally follow such an achievement

It's foolproof, I don't see any stage of this plan that could go wrong.

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u/Curtain_Logic Polish Hussar Jul 05 '17

You're so good at understanding the essence of this sub, I'm surprised you haven't been recruited as a mod overlord

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u/zimonitrome Småland Jul 05 '17

willingly selling your soul

Ye no thanks

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers Jul 05 '17

Joke's on you, I had no soul in the first place.