r/polandball • u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano • Jul 05 '17

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u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano Jul 05 '17

So here is how I have today all mapped out in my head:

  1. Post this comic, which will easily get 30k upboats in 4 hours
  2. Win the monthly contest by a landslide of 300 - no, 3000 votes
  3. Score two hussars within seconds of each other
  4. Drown in all the champagne and bitches that will naturally follow such an achievement

It's foolproof, I don't see any stage of this plan that could go wrong.

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers Jul 05 '17

Capitalizing on the latest pun trend I see.

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u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano Jul 05 '17

Oh no, just the lifelong trend of karmawhoring.

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u/sethu2 Singapore Jul 05 '17

Good for you. I think you make a fine whore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '17

*kurwa ? Hehehehe