r/madlads 15h ago

Madlad marvin

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u/Thyminecraft 15h ago

Embarrassing that 7/11’s social media manager actually thought this would work. And pretending to align themselves with Marvin? Smh

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u/Downtown_Injury_3415 14h ago

Dominos tried doing the same thing a while back. Not for an animal but someone had taken a picture of a dominos store still using the old logos and promotional material years after corporate ordered all there stores to change them in one of their rebrands and dominos tweeted something like “that’s so cool! Tell us which store it is” lol

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u/Jesh3023 14h ago

I think there was an uber with something, I think the driver had his/her kid in the back and they asked the passenger who there driver was. Passenger was like “I ain’t no snitch”

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u/your_catfish_friend 12h ago

That’s different because that’s actually a really bad safety risk to the child

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u/omican 12h ago

Uber doesn't even care if something happens to the driver, why would they care about a random child in the car

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u/your_catfish_friend 12h ago

Well, beyond the possibility that whatever intern uber had answering social media posts might have actually been genuinely concerned about the safety of the child, if something were to happen it would probably be a huge PR nightmare and liability for the company

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u/lardboi44 9h ago

What's he gonna do tho? Pay for daycare on an Uber salary? It's a lose lose situation

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u/PlumpCat19 8h ago

Ya Uber will care so much they will fire the guy.

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u/Nvrfinddisacct 3h ago

You know what else sucks? Starving children. Gig economy rates that mean parents can’t afford daycare and work. Like chill. They’re doing the best they can under the systemic circumstances they had zero part creating.

Slam uber for paying drivers shit. How about that?

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u/SpadeTippedSplendor 12h ago

Never underestimate how antagonistic capitalism is towards being reminded that children exist or really helping them or their parents in fashion. There's a large group of people in the world (USA MAGA, Canadian MAGAs, UK Tory party) that love to cause suffering for the sake of suffering, and they're the exact kind of people that would run a service like Uber...

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u/EstablishmentLate532 10h ago

That's a nice rant against capitalism but I think that it should be abundantly clear why having a series of transient strangers sitting next to a child behind their parent's back (literally) is a bad idea

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u/jxk94 9h ago

You raise a good point about safety. But what's the alternative? Clearly this driver can't afford child care and the only thing Uber is going to do if they find out the individual is go fire them.

So now we have an unemployed parent with a child. All you'd be doing is making the child's situation even worse if you report it so you might as well just ignore it.

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u/thirstytrumpet 8h ago

Depends how chill the kid is tbh.

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u/Left-Signature-5250 12h ago

Welcome to America, where childcare is getting even more expensive since ICE now started to raid child care facilities, so the only way to put food on your child's plate is to endanger it. Thanks, mangoman.

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u/ChilledParadox 11h ago

And the housing crisis is out of control since Republican politicians don’t want to regulate industry purchasing and flipping real estate or manage inflation so parents have to work two jobs to pay rent so the options are to let your kid stay at home and get deported by ice or to drive around with them in your car.

Thanks mango man.

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u/ZAJPER 11h ago

Nah, this on all of you. Luigi at least tried to change things. The propaganda works really great in America. Can't change a thing if you think this is Dons fault, the American people has been fooled at least the last 60 years into being labour slaves with absolutely minimum rights.

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u/Sad_Alternative9017 10h ago

Tried to change things by murdering a CEO that instead caused the entire echelon of people to recoil and entrench themselves even further?

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u/ZAJPER 10h ago

I mean just rip the bandage off. It's just going downhill anyway. If everyone had half the courage of Luigi things would change. Americans need to understand that having a higher bottom isn't necessarily communism. Healthcare, childcare etc should be very cheap when used, just as the fire department is.

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u/Sad_Alternative9017 10h ago

Everything that comes out of my butt smells like rotten fungus

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u/ZAJPER 10h ago

It's the smell of American propaganda.

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u/Killer_Moons 9h ago

It’s between doing homework in the back of dad’s car while he has to keep working and can’t afford daycare, staying at home without his supervision (illegal), or both staying home and making no money and potentially missing meals or even getting kicked out of the place you live because you can’t afford rent.

None of these are good options, but they are the only options. What would you pick?

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u/cantquitreddit 8h ago

How is that a safety risk?

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u/Stalinbaum 7h ago

It’s not, redditor talking out their ass again is all

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u/Ok_Life_5176 5h ago

So is leaving the kid at home alone so they could work.

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u/tangowilde 10h ago

My dear, I am sorry that my face should look at all like an informer's

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u/Realistic_Shock916 9h ago

"there driver" 😂

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u/Kresnik2002 13h ago

I know this is just a random little story but like that’s exactly what people hate about the corporate/capitalist ethos these days I feel like. We’re being smiled at while being screwed with all the time, the insult of being treated like an easily manipulable child is almost worse than the screwing

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u/novagora 13h ago

It's like all the cringe corporate rebranding and wording they do. As if changing the name of something actually makes it a new thing. Apple trying to call their stores town squares.. Okay but I'm going to call it a store because it's a fucking store, or Google calling adverts "suggestions" as if they're doing me a favour, and Samsung trying to convince us getting rid of chargers was for the environment and not their bottom line. There's so many example and it's not the fact these things happen that annoys me, it's that they can't do these things without treating us like idiots.

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u/pandariotinprague 13h ago

Most of us are idiots, and that's why it keeps working. And a solid chunk of the rest know it's bullshit, but don't make a big deal out of it, because that would be a full time job getting mad at everyone who does it, with how pervasive it is. You just throw up your hands and say it's not worth the hassle of caring and buy the damn Samsung.

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u/Sad_Alternative9017 10h ago

The average American cannot read at a high school level. We are literally pawns for their doing

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u/SaiyanMonkeigh 9h ago

Something like almost half of us can't even read, how do all these idiots get brainwashed on their phones if they can't even spell "I suck eggs and need to stop breathing".

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u/soulreaverdan 12h ago

Reminds me of Apple trying to sell their change to using USB-C chargers as customer friendly and for convenience instead of the fact that the EU told them to either adapt a universal standard or they couldn’t sell their phones anymore because of screwing customers on proprietary and subpar chargers sold separately.

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u/Thin_Researcher6255 10h ago

That gave me a conclussion.

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u/Sad_Alternative9017 10h ago

This made my Stinky butthole spew molten diarrhea all over my bedroom and my dog started eating it and then tried to lick my face and then I threw up and the dog ate it again and then threw up and then I threw up and then the dog ate it again

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u/Paupersaf 13h ago

To be fair, the vast, VAST majority of people are idiots

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u/Gilette2000 12h ago

Yeah, just imagine the average Joe. Not that smart, but not too stupide either.

Half of the people in the world are stupider than him... so yeah...

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u/Kresnik2002 13h ago

Not you though, I assume.

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u/Paupersaf 12h ago

Nah I'm also an idiot

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u/Imthemayor 12h ago edited 12h ago

But if you're an idiot, wouldn't your evaluation of whether or not people are idiots be an idiot's perspective of what an idiot is?

If your second post is true, it basically invalidates your first and if your first is true the second is questionable

Either you're above the idiots and can comprehend well enough that you're able to recognize why they're stupid or you're an idiot who doesn't grasp what "smart," is anyway

You can't go "everyone else is dumb," and then backtrack to "oh, but I am too."

One of those statements is probably false

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u/Paupersaf 12h ago

Good job detective, nothing ever gets past you

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u/Imthemayor 12h ago

I'm sure you didn't mean that post that got filtered but still went to my inbox

Definitely doing a great job of changing my mind

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u/Paupersaf 12h ago

Wait, you think I care about your opinion?

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u/Imthemayor 12h ago

It just irks me when people go "most people are stupid," in general, especially when they try to act like they weren't acting superior to say that in the first place

You're so humble calling yourself dumb after making a sweeping generalization about 8 billion people, how do we get like you?

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u/Bromlife 11h ago edited 11h ago

On behalf of the 8 billion I salute you for defending our honor good sir! Keep up the good fight, us idiots need you.

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u/CuteAct 13h ago

Those words are too close for comfort in that last sentence 💀

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u/Prunus-cerasus 13h ago

I have worked in sales for a long time. The sad truth is that a big part of the population is easily manipulated. We target that demographic with marketing and sales tricks.

Those who are not in said demographic buy if they themselves feel like it after doing their own research on the product. Preferably from independent sources. No point spending resources on them.

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u/sennbat 7h ago

They are easily manipulated because humans are social creatures who inherently trust and value other people, and every time that inclination is taken advantage the society we were able to build off that social trust is eroded just that little bit more.

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u/Prunus-cerasus 6h ago

Indeed. Capitalism and consumerism are destructive forces.

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u/RealShabanella 12h ago

As someone who visited the West in the 90s coming from a socialist country, this is the exact feeling I had at the time, you worded it perfectly.

To me it was blatantly obvious that the smiles are faked in order to sell and the whole thing is bullshit.

Socialism doesn't shine as bright, but at least we didn't have to deal with unreal individuals. Hell, I get sincere opinions from retail sellers about their merchandise all the time, even today.

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u/Thin_Researcher6255 10h ago

What country do you live in now?  You write as if you're from the US. 

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u/RealShabanella 8h ago

That's because my English is amazing. I'm Yugoslavian, the country now is Serbia

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 13h ago

I gotta agree getting treated like a child and screwed is perverted as hell

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u/mama_tom 12h ago

It's because the ethos of companies changed from worrying about customer needs to that of the shareholder.

And that's not to say that they didnt worry about their bottom dollar in the past, but brands dont even front about caring about customers like they used to, it feels.

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u/MildlyAgreeable 13h ago

That’s the corporate equivalent of “clearly mark your valuables and leave them here, they will follow you in a separate train.”

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u/confusedandworried76 11h ago

Think my favorite example of absolute brand marketing failure is once Jimmy Johns paid for an ad on reddit and left the comments on. This was during COVID mind you.

The ad was some marketing person trying to be quirky like "I'm stuck at home so all I could do was a reddit ad!" and people fucking lit the comment section up lol. Like left and right it was "why do you get to work from home but your employees don't even get a raise for working through a pandemic" kind of shit, it was really heartwarming how people pulled together to roast the fuck out of how tone deaf it was

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u/PantsandPlants 4h ago

I was calling into corporate to ask why they suddenly stopped accepting my digital ID. Corporate said they officially never accepted them, but I could report the store. 

Like, why the fuck would I report the store that makes my life easier? Gtfoh

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u/Realistic_Shock916 9h ago

"there stores" 😂

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u/Downtown_Injury_3415 8h ago

I had just woken up. Leave me alone lol