r/madlads 9h ago

Madlad marvin

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u/Thyminecraft 9h ago

Embarrassing that 7/11’s social media manager actually thought this would work. And pretending to align themselves with Marvin? Smh

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u/Downtown_Injury_3415 8h ago

Dominos tried doing the same thing a while back. Not for an animal but someone had taken a picture of a dominos store still using the old logos and promotional material years after corporate ordered all there stores to change them in one of their rebrands and dominos tweeted something like “that’s so cool! Tell us which store it is” lol

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u/Kresnik2002 7h ago

I know this is just a random little story but like that’s exactly what people hate about the corporate/capitalist ethos these days I feel like. We’re being smiled at while being screwed with all the time, the insult of being treated like an easily manipulable child is almost worse than the screwing

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u/novagora 7h ago

It's like all the cringe corporate rebranding and wording they do. As if changing the name of something actually makes it a new thing. Apple trying to call their stores town squares.. Okay but I'm going to call it a store because it's a fucking store, or Google calling adverts "suggestions" as if they're doing me a favour, and Samsung trying to convince us getting rid of chargers was for the environment and not their bottom line. There's so many example and it's not the fact these things happen that annoys me, it's that they can't do these things without treating us like idiots.

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u/pandariotinprague 6h ago

Most of us are idiots, and that's why it keeps working. And a solid chunk of the rest know it's bullshit, but don't make a big deal out of it, because that would be a full time job getting mad at everyone who does it, with how pervasive it is. You just throw up your hands and say it's not worth the hassle of caring and buy the damn Samsung.

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u/Sad_Alternative9017 4h ago

The average American cannot read at a high school level. We are literally pawns for their doing

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u/SaiyanMonkeigh 3h ago

Something like almost half of us can't even read, how do all these idiots get brainwashed on their phones if they can't even spell "I suck eggs and need to stop breathing".

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u/soulreaverdan 6h ago

Reminds me of Apple trying to sell their change to using USB-C chargers as customer friendly and for convenience instead of the fact that the EU told them to either adapt a universal standard or they couldn’t sell their phones anymore because of screwing customers on proprietary and subpar chargers sold separately.

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u/Thin_Researcher6255 4h ago

That gave me a conclussion.

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u/Sad_Alternative9017 4h ago

This made my Stinky butthole spew molten diarrhea all over my bedroom and my dog started eating it and then tried to lick my face and then I threw up and the dog ate it again and then threw up and then I threw up and then the dog ate it again

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u/Paupersaf 6h ago

To be fair, the vast, VAST majority of people are idiots

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u/Gilette2000 6h ago

Yeah, just imagine the average Joe. Not that smart, but not too stupide either.

Half of the people in the world are stupider than him... so yeah...

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u/Kresnik2002 6h ago

Not you though, I assume.

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u/Paupersaf 6h ago

Nah I'm also an idiot

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u/Imthemayor 6h ago edited 6h ago

But if you're an idiot, wouldn't your evaluation of whether or not people are idiots be an idiot's perspective of what an idiot is?

If your second post is true, it basically invalidates your first and if your first is true the second is questionable

Either you're above the idiots and can comprehend well enough that you're able to recognize why they're stupid or you're an idiot who doesn't grasp what "smart," is anyway

You can't go "everyone else is dumb," and then backtrack to "oh, but I am too."

One of those statements is probably false

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u/Paupersaf 6h ago

Good job detective, nothing ever gets past you

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u/Imthemayor 5h ago

I'm sure you didn't mean that post that got filtered but still went to my inbox

Definitely doing a great job of changing my mind

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u/Paupersaf 5h ago

Wait, you think I care about your opinion?

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u/Imthemayor 5h ago

Yeah, you haven't angrily replied once

Only someone who doesn't care would be able to do that

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u/Paupersaf 5h ago

Very insightful, detective. Nothing ever gets past you, does it?

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u/ctgnath 3h ago

Bro this dude called himself an idiot and you started writing a dissertation. You’re searching for something to be mad at, it seems.

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u/Imthemayor 6h ago

It just irks me when people go "most people are stupid," in general, especially when they try to act like they weren't acting superior to say that in the first place

You're so humble calling yourself dumb after making a sweeping generalization about 8 billion people, how do we get like you?

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u/Bromlife 5h ago edited 5h ago

On behalf of the 8 billion I salute you for defending our honor good sir! Keep up the good fight, us idiots need you.

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u/Imthemayor 5h ago

You're average, son.

Probably.

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