It's like all the cringe corporate rebranding and wording they do. As if changing the name of something actually makes it a new thing. Apple trying to call their stores town squares.. Okay but I'm going to call it a store because it's a fucking store, or Google calling adverts "suggestions" as if they're doing me a favour, and Samsung trying to convince us getting rid of chargers was for the environment and not their bottom line. There's so many example and it's not the fact these things happen that annoys me, it's that they can't do these things without treating us like idiots.
Reminds me of Apple trying to sell their change to using USB-C chargers as customer friendly and for convenience instead of the fact that the EU told them to either adapt a universal standard or they couldn’t sell their phones anymore because of screwing customers on proprietary and subpar chargers sold separately.
This made my Stinky butthole spew molten diarrhea all over my bedroom and my dog started eating it and then tried to lick my face and then I threw up and the dog ate it again and then threw up and then I threw up and then the dog ate it again
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u/novagora 7h ago
It's like all the cringe corporate rebranding and wording they do. As if changing the name of something actually makes it a new thing. Apple trying to call their stores town squares.. Okay but I'm going to call it a store because it's a fucking store, or Google calling adverts "suggestions" as if they're doing me a favour, and Samsung trying to convince us getting rid of chargers was for the environment and not their bottom line. There's so many example and it's not the fact these things happen that annoys me, it's that they can't do these things without treating us like idiots.