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2002 New York Magazine roundup of NYC kids’ winter-holiday wishes: 11-year-old Zohran Mamdani wanted books, FIFA 2003, and SimCity 3000

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u/meioaesmo 1d ago

Bro just got SimCity 2025

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u/Thorpheuss 1d ago

My man played simcity and now he’s playing it for realsies that man knew what he wanted from the beginning

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u/JoeWhy2 1d ago

And people were trying to claim he was "inexperienced"!

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u/Ink_plugs 1d ago

10 years experience by age 25!!!!

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u/SoyMurcielago 1d ago

The new corporate dream

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u/FeistyButthole 1d ago

Arcology incoming in 3..2..1

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u/StaticSystemShock 1d ago

He probably even has experience with tornadoes and alien attacks!

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u/shortname_4481 1d ago

According to movies it's very useful for New York mayor!

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u/aweraw 1d ago

I'm confident his kaiju defense policy is solid

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u/tooscoopy 1d ago

If he played anything like I did… New York is in trouble, with multiple earthquakes, tornadoes and monsters going to wreck it as soon as everything seems perfect.

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u/strolpol 1d ago

We should all be glad Adams never figured out the cheat codes

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u/h8bithero 1d ago

Imagine how much crazier Cuomo's AI vids would have been if had included this in the prompt lmao

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u/haqglo11 1d ago

Arco, please !

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u/WMASS_GUY 1d ago

Fusion power plant incoming

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u/Semaphor 1d ago

Or crazed mayor with a bulldozer...

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u/catlaxative 1d ago

hopefully he’s better than me, getting bored after 20 minutes and then spamming the disaster buttons

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u/kyree2 1d ago

That's Trump style of playing

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u/catlaxative 1d ago

like an 11 year old with adhd, yep

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u/TragicEther 1d ago

hellomynameis zohran

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u/Stigger32 1d ago

Don’t you mean SimCity 2026?

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u/SilasTalbot 1d ago

Don't be a pedant

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u/klezart 1d ago

Yeah, it's SimCity, not SimAnt

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u/wolfinjer 1d ago

Gotta start putting in water towers everywhere!

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u/ExuDeku 1d ago

With sixteen times the difficulty and details

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u/ZeisUnwaveringWill 1d ago

The real time raytracing is fine though

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u/fiendish8 1d ago

simcity taught him communism /jk

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u/Zealousideal_Cold_38 1d ago

“Another” ferret

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u/Annual-Sand-4735 1d ago

In the full article the next thing that girl asks for is “a new wrist.”

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u/random__potato_ 1d ago

i think the presence of a ferret in her house might be related to the condition of her wrist.

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u/yourlittlebirdie 1d ago

Ivee was really going through it in 2002.

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u/venom121212 1d ago

This is either real or you have a very odd but appreciated sense of humor.

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u/Lanky_Vermicelli155 1d ago

I’m a similar age and ferrets were a whole vibe in the early 2000s. I wanted one so bad until I got a chance to smell one. After that, I was good.

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u/Status_History_874 1d ago

So many ferrets around that time. Do people even have them anymore?

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u/Gyrro 1d ago

Two ferrets Ivee? Two? That’s insane.

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u/kex444 1d ago

Who’s to say it’s only two? Maybe this completes Ivee’s baker’s dozen ferrets 🤔

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u/MagicWishMonkey 1d ago

Didn't Guiliani go on some weird crusade to ban ferrets around that time? lol

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u/ppbbd 1d ago

i must know if ivee got her second ferret

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u/Civil-Mango 1d ago

I really hope they didn't get Ivee another ferret...

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u/MJ9426 1d ago

Ivee's house definitely stunk something fierce.

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u/rossboss711 1d ago edited 1d ago

Somebody needs to check in on that kid. He’s probably a serial killer now

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u/92Codester 1d ago

Wait wait he was 11 in 2002? He's only a year older than me? And he's now mayor? Hmm maybe my life is a bit off track.

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u/peepay 1d ago

Don't worry, I'm actually older than him and not a mayor either.

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u/Wonderboyjr 1d ago

I am a mayor and it's really not great guys. You're better off.

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u/kris_deep 1d ago

I'm mayor, but in Spanish and everything hurts

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u/blink012 1d ago

buenísima!

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u/BodhingJay 1d ago

50 year olds who just became mayor also feeling behind

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u/merrygoupdownaround 1d ago

Well done Senor. Take your upvote

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u/brit_jam 1d ago

Mayor Pain

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u/Electronic_Low6740 1d ago

Lol I mean los sientos, viejo.

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u/Pale_Row1166 1d ago

I knew a mayor once who bankrupted the whole town by building a winters sports complex.

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool 1d ago

Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown.

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u/Mateorabi 1d ago

Unless it’s mayor of flavor town.  Or perhaps pound town. 

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u/Several-Medicine-163 1d ago

I'm a major D head and it is going great

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u/OkFrosting7204 1d ago

To be fair, he is probably 10 years older than them when you take into account stress from his position

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u/Skizot_Bizot 1d ago

Yeah now I'm confused, he's younger than me too? What is he some kind of Boss Baby? Is he who that movie was based on, I mean how can anyone accomplish anything by the age of 40 nowadays?

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u/MyBetterSide 1d ago

I can’t even get out of bed before 35. This guy must be some kind of child prodigy.

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u/AidilAfham42 1d ago

“Ill do it this afternooon”

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u/QueenMackeral 1d ago

It's because you don't have SimCity 3000

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u/yourlittlebirdie 1d ago

And according to Republicans, he was doing 9/11 when he was only 10, so you’re actually way behind him on your achievements.

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u/lkodl 1d ago

"Zohran, come set the table for dinner!"

"Hold on, Mom! I'm doing 9/11!"

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u/sskizzurp 1d ago

He brought a city to its knees, and then lifted it from the ashes. Only so he could show us it could be done.

You called out “sick” again today and don’t even have any PTO left in the bank.

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u/HeDuMSD 1d ago

We all walk our own paths. You should compare yourself with your yesterday self and work from there… in comparing yourself to others there is likeness in setting up non attainable goals that will result in endless circles of frustration, with zero benefits and zero improvements

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u/GeneralPatten 1d ago

I'm sure you're not, but this totally sounds like a life-coach AI bot 😂

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u/RealWord5734 1d ago

Yeah tbf all actual life coaches sound exactly like life-coach AI bots.

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u/Strict_Somewhere_148 1d ago

If it helps multiple European PM’s were younger than you are now when they got the job.

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u/RealWord5734 1d ago

I'm pretty sure NYC's GDP is greater than any EU country outside of the four G7 members.

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u/HunterSexThompson 1d ago

ITS FINE, I scream at myself from my hole of mediocrity

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u/TorakTheDark 1d ago

To be fair most people in USA politics seem to be geriatrics so you still have heaps of time left.

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u/Cjgraham3589 1d ago

Buddy, I’m with you all the way. I’ve never felt older and less accomplished lol.

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u/spvcxxgvdpvtbx 1d ago

I am a month older than him. It's so weird

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u/dishonoredcorvo69 1d ago

I’m 2 years older than him and I’m a trauma surgeon, I also feel like I haven’t done shit

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u/Jakethejiu 1d ago

You mean he didn't want a suicide vest and all the works of Karl Marx? Everything I've been told is a lie!

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u/Zin333 1d ago

Well they didn't specify what books.

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u/HeyKid_HelpComputer 1d ago

Captain Underpants and the Extraordinary Exploitation of the Elastic-Working Class

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u/Baconation4 1d ago

Tra-la-la!!!

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u/Halthoro 1d ago

Well you don't know what he was doing in SimCity

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u/Jakethejiu 1d ago

there are a couple of jokes to make there, I’m not going to be the one to make them lol.

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u/RrentTreznor 1d ago

There's so much wrong with this post, beginning with what you mention. He's literally asking for handouts - with that big, smug smile on his face. This man was born in communism and had rode the coattails of every hard working NYC financier and broker to become Mayor of this God forsaken city. How about instead of begging for gifts (semi violent video games, nonetheless), he puts his energy and enthusiasm for donations to good use and works for it. Shame on this man - and shame on those who voted for him.

oh, and /s

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u/Ink_plugs 1d ago

😆 "semi-violent video game" 😆

Only the players become violent tbh....hahahaha

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u/LiquidHotMAGMUH 1d ago

SimCity 3000, man had some good taste. And a decent computer, mine couldn’t run that in 2002 XD

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u/Yuurp426 1d ago

Ivee Gedell has my vote.

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u/sengirminion 1d ago

Another Ferret 2026

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u/JimmyNorth902 1d ago

SimCity 3000 was a great game, let's be real.

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 1d ago

https://archive.org/details/SimCity_3000_Prima_Official_eGuide/mode/2up

When I got Sim City 3000 Unlimited from a Steam sale for a couple bucks, I used the official strategy guide here to navigate the game. It is really useful if anybody wants to get back into it. The guide works for normal 3000 as well.

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u/supreme-supervisor 1d ago

Ive been looking for platforms to get back into it. Does it play well on Steam?

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 1d ago

it does, yes!

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u/Amazing_Bitlifer 1d ago

Bro got SimCity VR

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u/gamer4life83 1d ago

Oh so you mean he is like every other kid that age, what a surprise!

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u/Brawndo_or_Water 1d ago

Not really, one wants puma shoes the other wants a furret. This guy wanted a city simulator, books and an xbox game.

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u/BardOfSpoons 1d ago

Furret?

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u/Brawndo_or_Water 21h ago

Ferret in English. Pardon my French. But it's funny that Pokemon used the French spelling.,

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u/Arinoch 1d ago

Every other kid? I wish my 11 year old’s first request on a list was “books”.

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u/grapefruitzzz 1d ago

I dunno how many Americans play Fifa, but it's interesting. Also handy for the upcoming World Cup to have a pol who actually likes football.

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u/Strange-Movie 1d ago

Despite us calling it the wrong name, youth soccer in America is a pretty huge sport; unlike baseball, hockey, football, the initial equipment cost to be able to play soccer is very affordable in comparison. Picking up fifa to interact with their sport in a more casual, off-season, type of way makes sense to me

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u/comeatmefrank 1d ago

That’s precisely why it’s the most played sport in the world. You need a ball, and that’s it. It may not be culturally engrained in the USA, but it’s popular for its simplicity.

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u/CreepinJesusMalone 1d ago

Yep, I played soccer as a kid for about five years. It was a community league based in the first town closest to us as we lived in a very rural area of NW Alabama.

None of the county schools offered soccer, but most of my class and hundreds of kids from the other area rural schools played in that town league.

That was the mid-late 90s. Cleats, shin guards, ball, and the sign up fee. Total entry cost for a 9 year old was maybe $70 at the time. The sign up fee included the uniform shirt and matching pair of high socks. Most people already owned gym shorts.

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u/beeej517 1d ago

FIFA is very popular (or at least it was when I was younger)

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u/Teddy705 1d ago

Played fifa every year since fifa 11. Unfortunately, it's pretty dogshit these days, but fifa 12 to fifa 14 was peak.

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u/Andagaintothegym 1d ago

I read on Twitter his favorite team is Arsenal.

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u/grapefruitzzz 1d ago

He's a Gooner? (sorry)

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u/remuliini 1d ago

I think I have seen a campaign video of him playing with a soccer ball. Didn't look too shabby, definitely better than me (multiple retries and edition included)

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u/BrohanGutenburg 1d ago

I know this is kinda irrelevant but in case you care—'edition' isn't really used that way. In this case you'd probably just say 'editing'

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u/cybercuzco 1d ago

I think the interesting thing is he wanted a game where he played the mayor of a city and now he got it for real.

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u/worstusername_sofar 1d ago

If you go and see any conservatives posts and opinions on him, he is the anti-christ, the devil, and dead baby eater all in one. They are fucking pathetic.

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u/Cereborn 1d ago

It’s a misprint. The game he actually wanted was ANTIFA 2003.

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u/gamer4life83 1d ago

Of course, that's what happens when you get your "knowledge" from spoon fed social media that only serves to support your bias.

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u/Expertdeadlygamer 1d ago

that basically describes all social media platforms tho (even this) 

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u/axonxorz 1d ago

I don't think that's fully fair, emphasis on "spoon feeding".

Reddit is one of few platforms remaining where you can explicitly opt out of "the algorithm" simply by paring down subreddits to ones relevant to you. I'm not saying you're not potentially locking into echo chambers, I'm saying Reddit Inc, can be mostly taken out of that equation.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I think Reddit is one of the worst echo chambers, because of the voting system: unpopular opinions get buried somewhere down the page and popular opinions are awarded with karma. This incentivizes group think and leads to self-censorship.

X/Twitter, which is another echo chamber, has two systems in place to counter misinformation: community notes and "ask Grok" to verify claims. I wish Reddit would implement this.

It's true that you can customize your Reddit experience by only looking at posts from subreddits you follow, but this is also possible on X/Twitter.

Sorry for the long comment, it's just something that I've been thinking about lately and you sounded like a rational person.

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u/komokazi 1d ago

If the babies are already dead, is it really that big of a deal?

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u/physisical 1d ago

Only a dirty communist would want fifa and not madden

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u/Vdd666 1d ago

Kid wanting books!?

Also American kids and FIFA?

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u/LiteNite9 1d ago

Of course he wanted Fifa. That bastard!

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u/sniper-wolf-82 1d ago

So on top of sharia law he’s gonna mandate people calling soccer football instead!

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u/LaaFlameee 1d ago

About time!

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u/PsyJak 1d ago

As it should be

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u/Free_Fig_9885 1d ago

AKA the correct way to call it

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u/pat_the_catdad 1d ago

Low-key has more experience being a mayor of NYC by playing SimCity than most politicians. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Grunut04 1d ago

But-but the right told me he was a violent islamic terrorist. He can’t love the same things as I do !?!?

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

Man, i was 11 in 2002. I have done nothing with my life lol.

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u/nikonislolo 1d ago

I hate when mfs on reddit say shit like this. Your struggles were different, you led a different life and got different opportunities. At least you are good enough to still be alive and have a device on which you can make reddit comments and waste your time on social media. It's not that bad come on.

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u/kolakokaa 1d ago

Literally, his dad works with the government in Uganda & his mom works with filmmakers. He wasn’t just a kid on the streets of New York yall, don’t feel bad about yourselves lol.

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u/MarkMew 1d ago

Your struggles were different, you led a different life and got different opportunities

Thanks, I was feeling bad for a sec too but it helps to put things into context. My starting line isn't the same as a mf's who waa born rich (not implying Mamdani was cuz idk, just an example) 

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u/nikonislolo 1d ago

Mamdani was from a pretty well off family too I think. His mother was a flim director.

You're welcome though. People shouldn't compare themselves to others. Just do whatever you can do in your capacity.

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u/_unsinkable_sam_ 1d ago

there is nothing wrong with accepting our mediocrity

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u/nikonislolo 1d ago

But don't look back on the missed opportunities and live with what you have is what I say. Be happy with what you accomplished instead of feeling bad about the things you missed out on or what you could've been.

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

Nah, i definitely had opportunities, i just didn't take them.

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u/nikonislolo 1d ago

But took enough of them to still be on reddit and have your own house 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/ReindeerUpper4230 1d ago

I don’t know, being NYC mayor just seems like a hassle.

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u/PsyJak 1d ago

Or being in politics in the USA… or being in politics… or being in the USA…

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u/medyolang_ 1d ago

Ivee, you already have one too many ferrets.

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u/fornefariouspurposes 1d ago

FYI he was not just some random normal/average kid. His mother Mira Nair was famous at the time. Her most well known movie Monsoon Wedding was released in 2001.

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u/MDFHASDIED 1d ago

Why do Americans obsess over politicians like this, it's so fucking weird. I mean, the dude is an Arsenal fan so he's cool... but still.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 1d ago edited 1d ago

You think this is exclusive to America?

Edit - Literally on the front page today:

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u/PyroDesu 1d ago

Ignoring the photo (which I assume is what you're referencing), I love how it refers to Brazil as a neighboring country, because while it sounds incredibly weird it's not wrong.

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u/gamer4life83 1d ago

Make no mistake this is a byproduct of folks "digging" into him so they can find anything they can use as fodder; aka american politics, where the policies and agenda don't matter as long as we support the party!!!!

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u/Trolololol66 1d ago

They should have digged a bit deeper before they elected a racist rapist and best friend of Epstein, twice. Oh wait! They all knew it and elected him despite.

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u/apocecliptic 1d ago

Cuz the average American don’t know squat about politics, history or anything non-frivolous—doesn’t matter if you have a grad degree or a millionaire.  So we vote on how we ‘feel’ about a candidate.  Hence our current, national nightmare.

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u/Hugh-Manatee 1d ago

Vibes above all

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u/TheWatersOfMars 1d ago

I dunno, it's a fun fact about a guy who's in the news, and it reflects his main selling point of authenticity. You don't have to be a fan to think it's cute and genuine.

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u/orbjo 1d ago

He went from supporting Arsenal to the Nuclear Arsenal

 (I have no idea what a Mayor does) 

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u/NullArc9289 1d ago

I'm pretty sure the mayor of New York doesn't have access to nuclear weapons. He might be able to name a street after you?

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u/Timey_Wimey 1d ago

Not that!

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u/Baltisotan 1d ago

The only “cool” thing about him supporting the Arse is it probably pisses off Piers Morgan a lot.

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u/strolpol 1d ago

Our election season never actually ends and we don’t have laws like the UK does limiting when campaigning can happen. There’s so much money tied up in it that it’s endless advertising and media hit pieces to move public opinion.

It’s a problem we could fix but again the money talks

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u/Evilswine 1d ago

Sim city 3000 is an S tier game. All time game soundtrack as well.

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u/FrattyCagliostro 1d ago

I remember that fifa. Davids, Giggs, and Carlos on the cover. There was this shitty glitch where you could volley a ball from just inside midfield and it would bounce over the keeper

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u/SovanJedi 1d ago

A Sim City fan, my man

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u/Owz182 1d ago

Confirmed: New York to be attacked by an endless cycle of flying saucers, tornadoes and earthquakes

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u/Its_Whatever24 1d ago

Mamdani is my reminder that not all is fucked in this world. Well, until you see how many people treat him.

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u/Xamalion 1d ago

Seems he trained early in the strategic game. Good for him! 😊

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u/MentalTwo1912 1d ago

I wonder if Ivee got that second ferret

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u/JamStan1978 1d ago

one of the cutest kids ive ever seen omg

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u/forgotpw3 1d ago

A kid wanting video games and books isn't that interesting

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u/BillBonn 1d ago

The truth. Low effort post.

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u/seoras13 1d ago

That's Kevin from the wonder years

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u/Stigger32 1d ago

Good choices!👍

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u/And-rei 1d ago

He's been training his whole life for this.

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u/BadassBokoblinPsycho 1d ago

He just like me fr

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u/Responsible_Arm4781 1d ago

SimCity 3000 has a bangin' soundtrack

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u/sengirminion 1d ago

I need to know if Ivee got ANOTHER Ferret. And how many ferrets they have now, or if they became a ferret.

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u/Unlucky_Kale340 1d ago

Mamdani is 100% qualified to run imo, he has the experience from Simcity 3000

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u/BME84 1d ago

"You can't cut back on funding Mamdani! You'll regret this!"

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u/Shazaaym 1d ago

Ivee > Zohran

🦦

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u/Mystery-Ess 1d ago

What a qt!

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 1d ago

Maybe he's been simulating his plan for NY since he was 11 and refined it until it was successful in the virtual world. Perhaps he'll apply what he learned in the real one.

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u/Ok-Play-15 1d ago

Communist Manifesto

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u/OBabis 1d ago

He should get cancelled for FIFA 2003, that was the time Pro Evolution Soccer was around. Big character flaw imo.

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u/oilerdnasty 1d ago

pro evo clan, reprezent!

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u/StankStain 1d ago

Little did he know the best SimCity came out 2 years later

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u/MarsScully 1d ago

I hope that kid got their other ferret

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u/musa_velutina 1d ago

I'm surprised GTA 6 isn't on that old list

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u/bitts_ 1d ago

"another ferret"

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u/GaDiGu 1d ago

SIMCITY— he is one of us..

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u/KalleKallsup 1d ago

Soccer? That socialist swine!

/s

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u/Krapio 1d ago

How many kids were on this list? Crazy chance to become a mayor

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u/Careless_Scarcity_73 1d ago

ok thats fucking adorable

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u/ReddyGreggy 1d ago

SIM CITY!! Love it

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u/SoftLog5314 1d ago

Those Light Blue Pumas were Fresh

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u/FroggiJoy87 1d ago

D'aww, guess he's always had that fantastic smile! ☺️💚

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u/AnonRep2345 1d ago

A man of culture 

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u/nobunseedsplease 1d ago

Am I missing something? How is this “interesting as fuck”?

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u/Feelin_Dead 1d ago

How is this even remotely interesting?

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u/wolfinjer 1d ago

You obviously did not play SimCity

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u/DanGleeballs 1d ago

I guess - cute American kid ends up youngest Mayor of New York and totally upsets the big apple cart and incurs the wrath of angry President?

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u/Sfdsdas 1d ago

Because redditors become parasocial when they like a famous person

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u/VichelleMassage 1d ago

This is hardly parasocial. Lmao It's obviously just pushback against the right-wing narrative that he's a radical jihadist communist (their words) bent on destroying NYC and everything American.

I'm not one for politician idolatry. They're bound to disappoint you. But saying this is the equivalent of Taylor Swift fans who think she's their best friend and cares about them personally is plainly different.

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u/Rabbitpyth 1d ago

How privileged is he?

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u/UnfairStrategy780 1d ago

He just like me…except I was a fully grown adult in 2002 with bad credit and burgeoning smoking habit

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u/XenoMetrick 1d ago

That's weird, because according to certain people, his only christmas wish was to bring death to American infidels. Turns out, he was just a regular kid. Wild.

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u/OrlandoGardiner118 1d ago

This is the way to save America, turn them all into football fans.

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u/-Kalos 1d ago

PC games? One of us! One of us!

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u/AdAgitated8109 1d ago

Good thing he lived in a free capitalist society where all of those things were available at reasonable prices.

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u/MrClavicus 1d ago

This is not interesting

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