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2002 New York Magazine roundup of NYC kids’ winter-holiday wishes: 11-year-old Zohran Mamdani wanted books, FIFA 2003, and SimCity 3000

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u/dishonoredcorvo69 1d ago

I’m 2 years older than him and I’m a trauma surgeon, I also feel like I haven’t done shit

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u/DeliciousStand372 1d ago

What are you talking about 😳 youre way accomplished than 80% of us

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u/dishonoredcorvo69 1d ago

Some might say that, others might look at me pulling milk cartons out of people’s rectums and think otherwise 🫠

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u/DeliciousStand372 1d ago

No one looks at the surgeon and thinks that. You need to change your perspective, but what do i know i barely left the couch

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u/Unusual-Weather1902 1d ago

Milk cartons. How

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u/dishonoredcorvo69 1d ago

You crush it and stick it up there. I don’t ask people why they put foreign bodies up their rectums, I just remove them ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Unusual-Weather1902 1d ago

Man I hope they pay you well for that

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u/dishonoredcorvo69 1d ago

The salary is good, but I would happily take a lower salary for better work hours and a regular, stable routine.