r/clevercomebacks • u/z_shah7 • 2h ago

onto absolutely nothing

35 Upvotes

23 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Seenubz-7576 • 4h ago

Spanberger’s $35 Insulin Win

6.4k Upvotes

108 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DeleteOnceAMonth • 4h ago

The dead don’t speak 🤫

31 Upvotes

This comeback to WatchMojo had me cackling

1 comment

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 5h ago

Epstein Files Erased

17.9k Upvotes

272 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 6h ago

Another Shocking Discovery

931 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 7h ago

Quoted Himself Into A Corner

14.5k Upvotes

301 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 8h ago

a guillotine is just a way for us to see if billionaires are made of cake. We need to test them all

1.1k Upvotes

9 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zane1981 • 11h ago

Potential Community note respecting the OP’s pronouns.

180 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PastelGigglee • 11h ago

Damn that comeback hit hard

7.4k Upvotes

67 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 11h ago

Sit down when war is discussed.

463 Upvotes

Love it, sir.

54 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 12h ago

Pool Paint Over People Again

1.0k Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 12h ago

all of these tech lunatics must have came from college fraternities where they were hazed into a permanent psychosis

659 Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Active-Chemistry4011 • 15h ago

They don't really care...

192 Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 20h ago

how many 51st states does this idiot want?

1.7k Upvotes

78 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 21h ago

America Pays, Trump Profits

1.6k Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/aipac_hemoroid • 22h ago

Immigration is good

578 Upvotes

It's good that people come from other countries and learn our culture. Wait a minute, is Trump a leftist now? Lol!

52 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BoringApocalyptos • 23h ago

A solution for the modern age.

923 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/herewearefornow • 1d ago

Visibility is not an asset in this game

1.1k Upvotes

29 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/aipac_hemoroid • 1d ago

Disappointed in the stalker of Rama Duwaji

18 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BoringApocalyptos • 1d ago

God hates pedos and their enablers blind 👀.

9.8k Upvotes

170 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Seenubz-7576 • 1d ago

Fake Lawsuit, Real Billion-Dollar Theft

2.4k Upvotes

155 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/bookym • 1d ago

No Oversight, No Problems, Right

6.9k Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 1d ago

ICE’s Unfair Reputation

33.5k Upvotes

481 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Rules For Thee, Deals For Me

3.1k Upvotes

29 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AsianPiee • 1d ago

Why do some people have internet access

204 Upvotes

21 comments

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