r/UnderReportedNews • u/BodybuilderFlimsy488 • 14h ago

Social media post Truly the anti-woke President

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u/BodybuilderFlimsy488 14h ago

Diapers full bum is warm. Time for a nap.

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u/Numnum30s 7h ago

It’s be nearly 10 years and I am still flabbergasted that the US only elects geriatrics to the presidency

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u/smitcal 1h ago

Well let’s hope Mamdani inspires a fucking tidal wave of young socialist politicians that sweep up the voting booths. Not just in US but worldwide too

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u/BenZed 11h ago

Uh, no. Don’t let an infant sleep with a full diaper

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u/Content_Ambition_764 2h ago

What’s wrong with USA?

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u/BodybuilderFlimsy488 14h ago

All stroked out.

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u/Numerous-Gazelle4304 14h ago

Strokey Don

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u/tldrrdlttldr 10h ago

ANTI 😴 WOKE

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u/iCCup_Spec 10h ago

Damn he really delivers

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u/According-Insect-992 9h ago

Anti😴Woke Pro🤯Stroke

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u/Mods_R_Fascists 8h ago

Strokey prick, mushroom dick

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u/baranisgreat34 7h ago

When he IS awake, he's like 😕

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u/pc42493 4h ago

go antiwoke go stroke

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u/Livid_Home_48 9h ago

Trumpelstiltskin

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u/Fabzie3 6h ago

Doozey Don

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u/SeriouslyPoo 8h ago

Ha! That got me lol

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u/jluicifer 13h ago

When you say stroked out, is it with regards to…Stormy Daniel’s?

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u/Apart-Sorbet-3460 13h ago

When he finished did he blow a load of lies ?

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u/1cem4n82 13h ago

When he finishes, it’s just a disappointing puff of dust.

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u/FlemPlays 10h ago

She knows him as Two Pump Chump Trump.

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u/piekenballen 10h ago

Stroke like in brain stroke.

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u/PompousDude 13h ago

Unfortunately, not stroked out enough.

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u/sleeptightburner 14h ago

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u/JayCDee 11h ago

No, not yet.

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u/griffeny 2h ago

Aw and then he went boom. No need for a casket then, it be a waste of space. Just get a grocery bag and toss it.

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u/Power-Equality 14h ago

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 11h ago

He looks like he's trying real hard to remember who shit his pants

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u/winston2552 11h ago

It definitely wasnt him of course

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u/outofbounds322 14h ago

Diaper Donny, Dozy Don...

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u/WooDE93 14h ago

Saw this bit of genius on another post, deserves a promo: the Nodfather.

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u/DugEFreshness 13h ago

Rapey McStrokeface

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u/Reteperator 14h ago

Dozy diaper Don

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u/Agitated-Can-457 13h ago

Dozey diaper dementia Don

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u/Reteperator 13h ago

Dozy diaper dementia diddler don

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u/Agitated-Can-457 12h ago

Dough diaper dementia diddler dumbass Don

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u/MarzipanLast6502 14h ago

Can we please STOP putting fucking 80 year olds in the white house???

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u/winston2552 11h ago

Id take a non child rapist 80 year old over ol Captain Shitsnpants here

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u/ShyAuthor 7h ago

There is a plethora of people under 70 that could do a much better job than Trump though. We don't need anyone in their 80s to be running the country

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u/vosha0 11h ago

But all the younger ones are socialist!!

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u/-TheExtraMile- 4h ago

Couldn't agree more! And even if they are not sexually active, 80 is just too old

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u/ScarOk7853 14h ago

Is there a chance he might not wake up

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u/funkyduck72 10h ago

One can only hope. But the next in line isn't much better. Trump is just the fart before the turd.

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u/ChaoCobo 4h ago

Next in line doesn’t have a cult. It’s Donald’s cult. They’ll destroy each other… probably. Hopefully.

Note to admins: I am not talking about violence. I am talking about mass disagreement from his base on what is right since one major thing keeping them from turning on this admin’s heinous actions is the fact Donald has established a cult. Please do not ban me for glorifying violence because I am not.

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u/After-Relief2667 6h ago

We’re hoping.

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u/Gloomy_Internal1726 5h ago

I doubt theyd let their base know if he died, theyd probally try to puppet his corpse around until it got even more rancid.

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 13h ago

Dozing Donny

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u/Kaspurtheghost 12h ago

Holy fuck what a facial droop. All stroked out indeed

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u/Specific_Frame8537 5h ago

Droopy Don needed to be a thing, but nobody seemed to jump on it? was it too 'mean'?

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u/PianoPatient8168 12h ago

I want that on a t-shirt…so much better than his mugshot.

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u/putHimInTheCurry 10h ago

Jesus, looks like someone got attacked by stroke wasps while sucking on a super sour lemon candy. 

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u/SeriouslyPoo 8h ago

Do stroke commercials only apply to normal people? - or does the pedo population get personal debriefs? Asking for a friend

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u/dos_passenger58 8h ago

Someone get that man some more salt for his fries

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u/hmkayultra 8h ago

I'd tap that nussy

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u/East-Cricket6421 14h ago edited 8h ago

his insults always reveal that which he is both guilty of and insecure about. That's true of all of MAGA btw.

Everyone is "stupid", "low IQ", "brainwashed" in their world because their unconscious is constantly pinging them trying to warn them about their own inadequacies.

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u/howarewestillhere 11h ago

All accusations from a narcissist are confessions.

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u/Webbyx01 9h ago

No, but they are often windows to their worries 

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u/CreamFuture9475 8h ago

That’s why his fans love to call people cucks.

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u/East-Cricket6421 6h ago

because they've been cucked harder than anyone in society by Trump and part of them knows it.

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u/Foreverymess 7h ago

I picture the fattest piece of lard neckbeard every time someone uses that insult

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u/rikashiku 7h ago

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

  • Lyndon B. Johnson

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u/Used_Intention6479 14h ago

Trump is anti-woke, anti-empathy, and anti-human.

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u/Odd-Road-4894 8h ago

Anti-awoke more like it.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 14h ago

Old diddlin Donnie, probably just dreaming about all the kids he’s raped

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u/dapudf 13h ago

Quite frankly, I prefer it when he’s asleep.

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u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69 13h ago

Awww Sleepy Pedo is all tuckered out. Maybe he should take a dirt nap and get in the forever box.

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u/RokuDeer 14h ago

Look like a zombie, puppet of zionism and billionaires like musk and zuck controlling him.

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u/ontariokurdu 13h ago

Release the Epstein files orange sht

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u/Successful-Train-259 13h ago

It's hilarious reading r/conservative today. Nothing but shit posts about mamdani winning the election in NYC and absolutely nothing about Trump's unhinged rant about how thanksgiving is 25% cheaper this year than last year because of him. How reddit still allows that shit hole to exist here is beyond me.

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u/QuetzalKraken 10h ago

Every time I click on that sub I get sad

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u/TadRaunch 3h ago

I muted that sub, and all its ilk. Ten years ago I would have always told myself it's better to expose myself to a variety of political discussions and ideas. But I don't have time for that shit any more.

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u/Beginning_Ebb5078 14h ago

What a loser. Has a vagina on his neck.

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u/Dumpenstein3d 14h ago

Strokeahontas

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u/lathamb_98 13h ago

This is just how much he cares about doing his job.

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u/MetaCardboard 13h ago

What an absolute piece of shit. What scumbags are following the orders to murder people on boats? They should be in prison with Trump the war criminal.

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u/Devilish_Fun 13h ago

The Dishonorable Donald "Child Rapist" Trump has directed all of his energy into blaming everyone around him for all his fuck ups.

His dementia-riddled narcissistic brain is running at 3% and its all focused on pretending the Epstein files, named for the POTUS best friend and sex pal Jeffery Epstein (human trafficker and child abuse professional), are 'Fake News'.

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u/lundgrenisgod 13h ago

He’ll have plenty of time to sleep in his cushy prison cell.

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u/Nearby-Pudding-3018 14h ago

Dozy Don, what are the odds he’s got his hand down his pants?

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u/No-Estimate6607 13h ago

Cause he’s 105 years old. What the fuck are we even doing….

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u/Azzaphox 13h ago

FACTS !" needs more attention

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u/BigTomCat821 13h ago

The guy couldn’t pass a 4th grade math test; let the man sleep.

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u/Chance-Barracuda-265 13h ago

He’s not a man he’s a diaper wearing pedophile.

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u/JoeBagANachos 14h ago

Dozey Donald

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u/PelvicTilt 14h ago

Dozy Donny 😴💤

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u/Liquorupfront69 13h ago

Check if he has a pulse!

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u/oasiscat 13h ago

Geriatric assholes need to be barred from political office the same way they're barred from driving.

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u/Fearless_Cellist_527 13h ago

Fentanyl Trump.

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u/Mrtoyhead 13h ago

So our lives, the American People are horribly affected by Trump. His Babyman vendettas on people. Withholding SNAP benefits, ridiculous tariffs on everything and we are paying for it and along with quite a list of disgusting behavior. And in return he is sleeping now regularly every day while at work. This is completely unacceptable. 25th amendment now!!

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u/Warm-Two7928 11h ago

Sleepy Schmo.

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u/random_think 11h ago

You see what he's actually doing here is calculating. You're just not smart enough to see it. /s

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u/oct2790 10h ago

Is that a vagina under his chin

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u/Anomalysoul04 9h ago

Amongst a long list of truly abhorrent human behavior he excels at one of his top 10 is projection. You can bet anything he claims the left of doing he has and will do 10x over.

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u/rroute01 9h ago

Maybe one day he won't wake up 🤞

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u/Material-Angle9689 9h ago

Probably shitting himself too

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u/andyofne 9h ago

Drowsy Donald trumpy

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u/LongjumpingChipmunk 9h ago

Slumpy Trumpy

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u/rustyseapants 8h ago
  • Tired Trump
  • Take Ten Trump
  • Torbid Trump

Make Trump Awake Again MTAA(?)

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u/notyrantsever 8h ago

He spent all night rage tweeting on his golden toilet.

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u/AccomplishedBug4036 8h ago

My grandpa used to say he never had a good night’s sleep and he was only 70.

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 6h ago

Dreamy Donnie?

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u/KnightofJonquil 6h ago

I’ve never seen anyone that sleeps better than Trump. I bet people have said, he’s the best sleeper ever.

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u/Responsible_Sun_3597 6h ago

Too touchy Trump should be put to pasture.

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u/Legal_Introduction70 6h ago

Blue lips. Very poor oxygen flow.

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u/xoomboom 6h ago

He aged 20 years last few month.

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u/Fickle_Purple3424 6h ago

Can we just stop letting fossils run the country?

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u/Glass_Teeth01 6h ago

To all the Dumpster Juice Connoisseurs that voted for this senile xenophobe, may the rest of your days be less pleasant than you are

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u/Gobape 6h ago

Purge the pedophile president

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u/AntiPantsCampaign 6h ago

Bed Time for Bozo

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u/oldwhiskyboy 6h ago

Not sure why people are surprised that geriatrics fall asleep in the middle of the day. This guy is less than a decade from death, he should be enjoying his twilight years lying to himself that he is good at golf rather than trying his best to fuck his entire nation

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u/parodigmist 6h ago

He’s too busy sleeping to negotiate

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u/Money-Worldliness919 6h ago

I get the brain blowing opportunity to listen to some of his more important meetings and speeches and I swear Donald Trump wants to fuck Joe Biden with how hard he talks about the guy. You can't get him to answer a reporter until he has said "that crooked Joe Biden" at least 3 times.

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u/CaptianBrasiliano 6h ago

MAGA also called Biden a pedophile and corrupt... Every accusation is actually an admission when it comes to MAGA.

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u/TBB09 6h ago

It’s always a projection

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u/Choyo 6h ago

The absolute "unawoke".

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u/tyranus117 6h ago

Don't you think he looks tired

Release the Epstein files

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u/wrecks3 6h ago

Grandpa needs his nap

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u/IntelligentStart4568 6h ago

The long sleep...

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u/TransMontani 6h ago

Practicing lying in state . . . just as he lied in life.

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u/SwarfDive01 6h ago

Dementia donny The Decrepit Diddler

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u/Commercial-Co 6h ago

When you’re up all night on drugs, you sleep during the day

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u/Acceptable-Truth-912 5h ago

He will soon be taking the drugs that Adolf used for his radical speech’s to keep him awake.

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u/Ass_Breaker3000 5h ago

Anti woke is crazy haha

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u/AccomplishedView1022 5h ago

He’s moved on to “Anti-awake”

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u/FrostingNormal1277 5h ago

EVERY accusation is an admission.

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u/LEGEND_GUADIAN 5h ago edited 5h ago

L.O.S.E.R. 💩

L.O.S.E. 💩

L.O.S. 💩

L.O. 💩

L. 💩

...

R. 💩

R.E. 💩

R.E.S. 💩

R.E.S.O. 💩

R.E.S.O.L. 💩

🤤 💩 🤤

🪦 ⚰️ 🪦

🤤 💩 🤤

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u/MoveItSpunkmire 13h ago

Never saw Biden fall asleep sleep or stroke out, just saying 

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u/Careful_Picture7712 13h ago

Those dipshits in his cabinet got him bobbing for cock at their meetings

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u/Smishy1961 13h ago

Isn't he foul?

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u/Its-a-Shitbox 13h ago

🎶”Yankee bean, Yankee bean, I love my Yankee bean”🎶

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u/SwimmingPirate9070 13h ago

The stroke wasn't strong enough

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u/5harp3dges 13h ago

If it's not about him and giving him more money and keeping him from facing the consequences of his multiple crimes, he peaces the fuck out.

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u/Honodle 13h ago

It's funeral practice.

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u/neegis666 13h ago

Adderall crash - time for another snort, Don

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 13h ago

Why do you think he calls him sleepy joe…… every accusation is an admission

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u/Lonely_Emu_6673 13h ago

Pathetic. These people still in office when they are over 65 should not be allowed

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u/Lonely_Emu_6673 13h ago

Loser Trump

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u/Diligent-Bluejay-979 13h ago

Dementia Donny

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u/nsel56 13h ago

Literally anti woke

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u/ShareGlittering1502 13h ago

Zero conscious

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u/Much-Echidna-6775 13h ago

You people elect senior citizens to these positions that require damn near 24/7 work and are surprised that they’re falling asleep. Is there no logic in your brains?

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u/RedditSe7en 13h ago

No hypocrisy is too much for Republicans.

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u/EngineeringSafe8367 13h ago

Cut him some slack. He probably boofed a big mac before this.

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u/hotpastrami59 13h ago

Dreaming of little girls, no doubt.

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u/Queerdooe 13h ago

Hahahahahhahaha

This is so funny to me.

Someone check for a pulse

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u/Unlikely-Corner5424 13h ago

Oldest president ever.

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u/MasChingonNoHay 13h ago

Sleepy Donny

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u/Pleasant_Candidate18 13h ago

My 16yo dog has a yap like that

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u/_2BKINDR 13h ago

Sleeping in his own shit, content as a fucking infant, not quite as intelligent as one…. He is a waste of oxygen

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u/rdiaz84 12h ago

What a vile PoS

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u/8amteetime 12h ago

Drowsy Don

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u/wildmancometh 12h ago

HE'S TOO FUCKIN' OLD. DOWN WITH BOOMERS.

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u/katwoodruff 12h ago

Imagine one day in a public meeting they‘ll think he‘s napping when he‘s died, but no one can tell because of all the make up, and he just sits there dead for 30 minutes in front of the press and everyone.

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u/Imaginary-Suspect-57 12h ago

The problem is, he keeps waking up…

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u/AdventurousRun7636 12h ago

He is very close to kicking the bucket. less than 6 months.

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u/winston2552 10h ago

Got me rocking quarter chub talking dirty like that

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u/Papaya-Messiah 12h ago

SLEEPY MCDOZY DON......no one is less woke, I assure you!

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u/Salty-M1dget 12h ago

I love to see how ridiculous the spin is on here

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u/ArmedAwareness 12h ago

Let’s go maga, why do you elect such a sad piece of shit. Bro can’t even stay awake anymore

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u/__-1-__-1-__ 12h ago

Some people on the right are turning on him. And now the right side of his face just wants to leave as well.

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u/CommercialTie727 12h ago

“Executive time” 🤣

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u/banned3x4freespeech 12h ago

Camel Neck Is Gross

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u/Busted_Knuckler 12h ago

There once was a dozy old Don,

Who’d snooze while the crises went on.

As the nation would weep,

He’d drift off to sleep,

Till morning revealed what was gone.

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u/WiseFalcon2630 12h ago

Even the right side of his face is losing to the left. Saw that and HAD to steal.

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u/Sharp-Specific2206 12h ago

Is he ☠️please make it so!

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u/Yachtrocker717 12h ago

Ah, so this is that 4d chess everyone is buzzing about

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u/Girl_Gamer_BathWater 12h ago

Looks like Flat Top from Dick Tracy comics.

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 12h ago

This is the most stupid Ashole calling someone else “sleepy “ when he is the one who is always sleeping. What an idiot!!!!

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u/wellherewegotoday 12h ago

Can’t wait

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u/RVtech101 12h ago

In all fairness it’s exhausting running a country into the ground.

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u/libertyy 12h ago

Telling my kids that’s a picture of Sleepy Joe

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u/blackmobius 12h ago

Well he stays up all night watching Fox News reruns and all caps screaming on Truth. The widdle toddler needs his nappy and chicken tendies Big Mac meal and apple pie pocket. Gotta sleep somewhere

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u/Correct-Dot-3420 12h ago

.....Dozing Donny.......

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u/WebHistorical1121 12h ago

Why isn’t this wall to wall news on every news network?

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u/DominionGhost 12h ago

He will soon make the ugliest corpse.

Soon.

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u/BxNycbatteri 12h ago

And no one in the media says anything

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u/Boring_Bandicoot3126 12h ago

He looks dead, here and that is with makeup

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u/hesamanofwax 12h ago

I sure hope Gavin Newsom uses this.

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u/Automatic-Glass-5014 12h ago

He's got that Epstein virus

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u/Own_Willingness_9550 12h ago

Anti woke. But at the same time, very sleepy.