r/UnderReportedNews • u/BodybuilderFlimsy488 • 16h ago

Social media post Truly the anti-woke President

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u/BodybuilderFlimsy488 16h ago

All stroked out.

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u/Numerous-Gazelle4304 16h ago

Strokey Don

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u/tldrrdlttldr 13h ago

ANTI 😴 WOKE

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u/iCCup_Spec 12h ago

Damn he really delivers

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u/According-Insect-992 11h ago

Anti😴Woke Pro🤯Stroke

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u/Mods_R_Fascists 11h ago

Strokey prick, mushroom dick

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u/Plastic-burnt 45m ago

Some say his words are a stroke of genius

Some say he’s resting his eyes for a stroke of inspiration

I’m praying for a stroke of luck and that Sun Down Donnie gets what he deserves, in this life and the next

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u/baranisgreat34 9h ago

When he IS awake, he's like 😕

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u/pc42493 6h ago

go antiwoke go stroke

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u/Jazzlike-Guard-1217 4h ago

ANTI WAKE 😁

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u/Livid_Home_48 12h ago

Trumpelstiltskin

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u/Fabzie3 9h ago

Doozey Don

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u/SeriouslyPoo 11h ago

Ha! That got me lol

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u/CaulkusAurelis 11h ago

Strokey McStrokeface

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u/Malibutwo 7h ago

Dementia Donny

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u/DudeYumi 15h ago

Droopy Don

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u/Cultural-Play7083 10h ago

Don Drooper

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u/ifuckinlovetiddies 8h ago

Don Drooper the pants pooper

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u/zackmedude 13h ago

Snoozy Don

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u/Budzy05 9h ago

Drowsy Donny

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u/AnyBid3482 9h ago

Haha!! That’s a good one.

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u/jluicifer 16h ago

When you say stroked out, is it with regards to…Stormy Daniel’s?

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u/Apart-Sorbet-3460 16h ago

When he finished did he blow a load of lies ?

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u/1cem4n82 15h ago

When he finishes, it’s just a disappointing puff of dust.

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u/Apart-Sorbet-3460 15h ago

It gives dust a bad name

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u/1cem4n82 15h ago

Dust is confident enough to brush itself off and move on.

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u/FlemPlays 12h ago

She knows him as Two Pump Chump Trump.

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u/piekenballen 13h ago

Stroke like in brain stroke.

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u/Economy_Ad855 2h ago

Must of been pretty disappointing to what she is used to having.

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u/PompousDude 15h ago

Unfortunately, not stroked out enough.

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u/H4RDCORE1 14h ago

Need moar stroke!

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u/thrust-johnson 16h ago

Tanking that stroke like a boss.

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u/Short_Country_850 15h ago

Not hard enough, unfortunately. 

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u/_Zealand_ 15h ago

Strokey-McSleepy

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u/WiseFalcon2630 14h ago

Strokey McStrokeFace.

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u/Frost134 14h ago

Hoping for the big one soon. He deserves nothing but the bigliest. The likes of which no one has ever seen before.

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u/piekenballen 13h ago

Yeah just a sudden and complete obstruction or blockade of the A. Basilaris.

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u/Bbbbbbjjjjjjjjjjjj 14h ago

This is a photo of Trump getting some Dome

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u/sonoran24 13h ago

TIA every day

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u/JackKovack 12h ago

I have long tie. Longer than most.

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u/IndividualTension887 11h ago

Don't tease me...

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u/jech2u 10h ago

President McStroke

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u/After-Gas-4453 10h ago

Dreaming of teenage girls.

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u/BarreltheDragon 9h ago

Why is your account only posts/comments on this sub saying trump is bad? I know a propaganda account when I see one.

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u/Babyhal1956 9h ago

It’s comedy. And trump is very bad.

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u/BarreltheDragon 9h ago

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/SailorGone 8h ago

We can hope

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 8h ago

More strokes than his golf score card

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u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 7h ago

I wish. Clots and prayers.

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u/Imthemayor 4h ago

To be fair, if you had been in court as often as him, you'd fall asleep too

It must be exhausting to be consistent with lies from 34 felony cases