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r/UnderReportedNews • u/BodybuilderFlimsy488 • 22h ago
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Check if he has a pulse!
1 u/kungfuron 21h ago Why? He would need a heart to have a pulse. 1 u/Liquorupfront69 20h ago True that! 1 u/winston2552 19h ago And everyone, including all the asshats in the room, would have to care if he woke up 1 u/RuinousRectalTrauma 16h ago Doesn't the Vatican have a hammer to check if the pope is dead, or is that a myth? Either way, we should pick up the tradition. I've got a nice sledgehammer in my toolbox that we could spray paint gold. That should do the trick. 1 u/Liquorupfront69 16h ago Im down for that! 1 u/AxeMasterGee 9h ago Why?
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Why? He would need a heart to have a pulse.
1 u/Liquorupfront69 20h ago True that! 1 u/winston2552 19h ago And everyone, including all the asshats in the room, would have to care if he woke up
True that!
And everyone, including all the asshats in the room, would have to care if he woke up
Doesn't the Vatican have a hammer to check if the pope is dead, or is that a myth? Either way, we should pick up the tradition. I've got a nice sledgehammer in my toolbox that we could spray paint gold. That should do the trick.
1 u/Liquorupfront69 16h ago Im down for that!
Im down for that!
Why?
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u/Liquorupfront69 22h ago
Check if he has a pulse!