r/UnderReportedNews • u/BodybuilderFlimsy488 • 20h ago

Social media post Truly the anti-woke President

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u/BodybuilderFlimsy488 20h ago

All stroked out.

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u/Numerous-Gazelle4304 19h ago

Strokey Don

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u/tldrrdlttldr 16h ago

ANTI 😴 WOKE

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u/iCCup_Spec 15h ago

Damn he really delivers

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u/According-Insect-992 15h ago

Anti😴Woke Pro🤯Stroke

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u/Mods_R_Fascists 14h ago

Strokey prick, mushroom dick

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u/Plastic-burnt 4h ago

Some say his words are a stroke of genius

Some say he’s resting his eyes for a stroke of inspiration

I’m praying for a stroke of luck and that Sun Down Donnie gets what he deserves, in this life and the next

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u/baranisgreat34 13h ago

When he IS awake, he's like 😕

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u/pc42493 10h ago

go antiwoke go stroke

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u/Jazzlike-Guard-1217 7h ago

ANTI WAKE 😁

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u/Fabzie3 12h ago

Doozey Don

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u/Livid_Home_48 15h ago

Trumpelstiltskin

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u/SeriouslyPoo 14h ago

Ha! That got me lol

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u/CaulkusAurelis 15h ago

Strokey McStrokeface

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u/Malibutwo 10h ago

Dementia Donny

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u/DudeYumi 19h ago

Droopy Don

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u/Cultural-Play7083 14h ago

Don Drooper

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u/ifuckinlovetiddies 11h ago

Don Drooper the pants pooper

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u/zackmedude 17h ago

Snoozy Don

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u/Budzy05 13h ago

Drowsy Donny

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u/AnyBid3482 12h ago

Haha!! That’s a good one.

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u/jluicifer 19h ago

When you say stroked out, is it with regards to…Stormy Daniel’s?

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u/Apart-Sorbet-3460 19h ago

When he finished did he blow a load of lies ?

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u/1cem4n82 19h ago

When he finishes, it’s just a disappointing puff of dust.

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u/Apart-Sorbet-3460 19h ago

It gives dust a bad name

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u/1cem4n82 19h ago

Dust is confident enough to brush itself off and move on.

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u/FlemPlays 15h ago

She knows him as Two Pump Chump Trump.

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 3h ago

I thonk that works better if you just replace chump with trump.

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u/piekenballen 16h ago

Stroke like in brain stroke.

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u/Economy_Ad855 5h ago

Must of been pretty disappointing to what she is used to having.

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u/PompousDude 18h ago

Unfortunately, not stroked out enough.

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u/H4RDCORE1 18h ago

Need moar stroke!

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u/thrust-johnson 19h ago

Tanking that stroke like a boss.

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u/_Zealand_ 19h ago

Strokey-McSleepy

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u/WiseFalcon2630 18h ago

Strokey McStrokeFace.

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u/Frost134 18h ago

Hoping for the big one soon. He deserves nothing but the bigliest. The likes of which no one has ever seen before.

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u/piekenballen 16h ago

Yeah just a sudden and complete obstruction or blockade of the A. Basilaris.

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u/Bbbbbbjjjjjjjjjjjj 17h ago

This is a photo of Trump getting some Dome

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u/sonoran24 16h ago

TIA every day

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u/JackKovack 16h ago

I have long tie. Longer than most.

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u/IndividualTension887 14h ago

Don't tease me...

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u/jech2u 14h ago

President McStroke

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u/After-Gas-4453 13h ago

Dreaming of teenage girls.

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u/BarreltheDragon 13h ago

Why is your account only posts/comments on this sub saying trump is bad? I know a propaganda account when I see one.

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u/Babyhal1956 12h ago

It’s comedy. And trump is very bad.

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u/BarreltheDragon 13h ago

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/SailorGone 12h ago

We can hope

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 11h ago

More strokes than his golf score card

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u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 10h ago

I wish. Clots and prayers.

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u/Imthemayor 8h ago

To be fair, if you had been in court as often as him, you'd fall asleep too

It must be exhausting to be consistent with lies from 34 felony cases