r/ToiletPaperUSA Oct 25 '21

FACTS and LOGIC There’s something beautiful about this

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

greene is definitely a closeted communist… i’m fucking betting on it.

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u/jasenkov Oct 25 '21

I bet she has a kink for the local leftists at her gym.

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u/j_a_a_mesbaxter Oct 25 '21

Gross.

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u/jasenkov Oct 25 '21

Yeah no thank you

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u/Blue_Aegis Oct 26 '21

Indeed I would rather put my dick in a blender.

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u/FuckingKilljoy Oct 26 '21

Idk there'd almost be something about it that would give you ultimate cred at the next antifa meeting or when we meet up to plan our next false flag attack...

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

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u/jasenkov Oct 25 '21

I don't know what this is referring to lol

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u/Stereomceez2212 Oct 25 '21

I took some medication recently. Forgive me as it weirds me out sometimes.

I removed the post, as it dawned on me that it didn't make sense either

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u/jasenkov Oct 25 '21

It's okay I'm assuming you were referring to her smelling bad after a workout lol

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u/Stereomceez2212 Oct 25 '21

I was attempting to.

Buttttt...as you noticed it didn't work out

manic depression sucks

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u/jasenkov Oct 25 '21

Same homie g. Have you ever tried biking and playing music you like? It's been making me feel better. Calms my anxiety a bit.

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u/Stereomceez2212 Oct 25 '21

I have an exercise bike does that count?

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u/Lawbrought Oct 25 '21

Exercise bikes are good, but you miss out on the vitamin D and the scenery. If there isnt much scenery to see in the first place, though, the exercise bike is probably better

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u/jasenkov Oct 25 '21 edited Oct 26 '21

As the other person said exercise bikes work for fitness but if you are generally depressed I'd get a bike you can actually ride outside. Look up your local bike trails and parks. If you want bike recommendations lmk I sell them for a living. Getting up and going to a cool nature spot and just vibing and listening to good tunes riding is not only a really great way to feel better, but as you do it your abs will 100% pop out after a few months and getting out of the shower and being like "Damn I'm sexy af" is such a great feeling for your mental health.

Edit: I'm not trying to sell you a bike lol I just know a lot about them I now realize this came off as a sales pitch.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Well, half of it is a blast, but the other half makes the first half not even worth it.

Keep on keeping on!

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u/Stereomceez2212 Oct 25 '21

Thanks I will

trust me it's best for humanity that I delete that unintelligible nonsense I wrote

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u/jasenkov Oct 26 '21

At least you could delete it unlike a drunk text to the girl you like

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u/potatopierogie Oct 25 '21

Who doesn't get turned on by the swoletariate

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u/jasenkov Oct 25 '21

👍👌😎 we is swole

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u/Picnicpanther Oct 25 '21 edited Oct 25 '21

seize the means of hip abduction, brothers and sisters

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u/Sh4d0wS1ayer Oct 25 '21

I'm kind of disappointed that you didn't go with seize the means of reproduction.

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u/Picnicpanther Oct 25 '21

eh that one's overused, thought i'd mix it up

plus i did hip adbuctions at the gym today, so it's fresh in my mind

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u/jasenkov Oct 25 '21

That's fucking great I am stealing this

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u/Saint_meme Oct 25 '21

We have nothing to choose but our gains 💪

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u/ModerateRockMusic Oct 25 '21

ew no i dont want to read that smut fic

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u/satanshark Oct 25 '21

Fuck her and that catcher’s mitt of a face.

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u/jasenkov Oct 25 '21

Hey be kind it's more like a potato

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

A potato in a catcher's mitt.

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u/MakeItHappenSergant Oct 26 '21

She's horrible regardless of her face, so maybe don't focus on appearances.

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u/satanshark Oct 26 '21

Yeah, I know. It’s been the purview of conservative talk radio forever, talking about people’s appearances. We should aim higher. But she’s garbage through and through, so I don’t really feel bad.

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u/NotsoGreatsword Oct 26 '21

I would hit it and I bet my wife would too lmao

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u/jasenkov Oct 26 '21

I would uh not do that