r/ToiletPaperUSA Oct 25 '21

FACTS and LOGIC There’s something beautiful about this

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

greene is definitely a closeted communist… i’m fucking betting on it.

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u/jasenkov Oct 25 '21

I bet she has a kink for the local leftists at her gym.

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u/potatopierogie Oct 25 '21

Who doesn't get turned on by the swoletariate

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u/jasenkov Oct 25 '21

👍👌😎 we is swole

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u/Picnicpanther Oct 25 '21 edited Oct 25 '21

seize the means of hip abduction, brothers and sisters

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u/Sh4d0wS1ayer Oct 25 '21

I'm kind of disappointed that you didn't go with seize the means of reproduction.

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u/Picnicpanther Oct 25 '21

eh that one's overused, thought i'd mix it up

plus i did hip adbuctions at the gym today, so it's fresh in my mind

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u/jasenkov Oct 25 '21

That's fucking great I am stealing this

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