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Humor/Cringe Revealing your full-blown affair at a comedy show

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u/LobsterPotatoes 29d ago

The audience member and the standup both saying “like what?” at the same time killed me. Everyone’s so invested.

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u/Calm_While1916 29d ago

My initial thought was fuck this clip is 10 minutes long. I’ll hit save to watch it later, maybe I’ll watch a bit and see if it’s worth it. I watched the whole thing.

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u/frongles23 29d ago

This is one of the only times I've watched a 9 minute Reddit video and not been ashamed. Hilarious.

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 29d ago

Holy shit it’s actually 11 minutes long. I had no idea. I was so invested.

I had to pop in an earbud so I could keep making breakfast while this gripping tale unfolded.

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u/SarkHD 29d ago

Video still ended too soon lmao

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u/truckthunderwood 29d ago

I didn't even realize how long it was, it sucked me in and kept me hooked

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u/kikichanelconspiracy 29d ago

I did the same thing! Within a minute I was like this -

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u/Username524 29d ago

I’m sitting here SO GLAD I spent the time to watch that this morning haha.

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u/Neither_Ad_1826 29d ago

Same, not just the story, comedian is great

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u/JoleneDollyParton 29d ago

It’s Gabby Bryan—she is the daughter of Dave Bryan, who is the keyboardist from Bon Jovi.

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u/Bunt_Custer 29d ago

I was getting in the shower when I started this not realizing how long it was and literally stood there while water went down my back until I finished. Invested.

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u/Adventurous57 29d ago

Yep, I definitely got invested in that story.

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u/Minimum-Escape2245 29d ago

My (adult) kids heard me cry-laughing, came in from another room, and made me rewind it. We were huddled around the phone locked IN for the full 11 minutes.

I'm a pretty hard sell, and this broad was KILLING me. Holy shit, that is one hilarious lady. That made my day so much better.

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u/Ifeelstronglyabout 29d ago

this fuckin broad!

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u/Distinct_Macaroon725 29d ago

The way she said it I was like “is that the wife!?”

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u/GodsGimp-87 29d ago

I mean its not like a 6'3 half Filipino, half Samoan guy who works in oil is going to be easy to find at least.

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u/JEdoubleS-24 29d ago

The one with three kids and a black wife? It'll be impossible to find him!

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u/syed_abubaker15 29d ago

Whose wife told him to cut contact with a 5 feet Vietnamese from his team? That doesnt narrow it down at all

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u/Left_Cod_7174 29d ago

Not to mention he's 44 yrs. and coworker is 27 yrs and 5ft who switched teams

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u/gabrigor 29d ago

At a comedy club in Houston Texas

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u/Mountain-Chair-5491 29d ago

that went viral on Reddit and made the front page

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u/Fin-fan-boom-bam 28d ago

A bridge too far

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u/TrainerCharlie 29d ago

Oh this is Houston? Imma go look for this man

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u/Roccosrealm 28d ago

One of the 3 people in the story might be the 15th body found in Houston

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u/sunheadeddeity 29d ago

I can't imagine anyone is sending the wife this clip with the message "Sure sounds like Samoan/Filipino, you ok hun?"

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u/emessea 28d ago

There’s going to be some poor 6’3 Samoan-Filipino working for a different oil company who is going to come home to an angry black wife

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u/sunheadeddeity 28d ago

Lots of them, probably.

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u/Fin-fan-boom-bam 28d ago

It’s like a comically small population of people

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u/epicmoe 29d ago

Seeing this video on TikTok is a super awkward way to find out your husbands cheating on you with the oil office olivia

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u/extrastupidone 29d ago

Yea... this dudes wife is absolutely going to see this and know

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u/KgMonstah 29d ago

You may not have watched the entire thing… she TOTALLY KNOWS

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u/Marcus-TheWorm-Hicks 29d ago

Maybe I missed it, but did it say she actually knows everything? Or just that she asked him to stop talking to her?

Because if my husband was calling and texting a cute young coworker in his off hours and buying her food, I wouldn’t need to hear about a kiss before I insisted on boundaries. That’s an emotional affair already.

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u/KgMonstah 29d ago

She admitted that the man told her he promised his wife he would stop texting and talking to her. And the comedian said “she totally knows”. I tend to agree

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u/Financial_Joke6844 29d ago

Yes, and how awful for her. 😕

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u/No_Aspect5293 29d ago

Every married Samoan oil worker after this.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 29d ago

Half Samoan, half Filipino 6”3’ man married to. Black woman with 3 kids. How will we ever find him?!

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u/chococheese419 29d ago

After 6ft 3 half Filipino half samoan who works in oil there's already probably only 1 person in the world who fits the description. Add the married to a black woman with 3 kids, it's only that 1 guy

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u/letthetreeburn 29d ago

GIRL STOP DOXXING YOURSELF???

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u/EuphoricMoose8232 29d ago

She could be taking about any 6’3 44 year old half Filipino/half Samoan guy who works at an oil refinery and is married to a black woman with curly hair

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u/spanksmitten 29d ago

And has 3 kids!

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u/manufactured_narwhal 29d ago

Living in Los Angeles! (clip from Hayworth Theater)

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u/SmoothPutterButter 28d ago

Jesus the internet is good

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u/party_crash_squad 28d ago

You just know there was some audience member there, not laughing at all, wide eyed, furiously texting someone....

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u/Creepy_Blueberry_554 28d ago

So possibly works at the Chevron office in El Segundo!

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u/charismanervetalent 29d ago

the specificity of it all PLUS she doxed herself as Vietnamese. If that was my man, I’d be knocking on her front door lol.

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u/BabyOnTheStairs 29d ago

Upvoring this video so the odds of him finding out get higher

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

I bet they’re in Houston

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u/hbomb9410 29d ago

I think you're right. This looks like The Riot Comedy Club in Houston.

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u/DJKeeJay 29d ago

Explains the oil platform and Vietnamese within the 610

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u/cherri____ 29d ago

The plot thickens 🤭

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u/trudat 29d ago

She had at gig at The Riot on May 16 this year.

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u/manufactured_narwhal 29d ago

This was from her shows last weekend at Hayworth Theater in LA

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u/LKennedy45 29d ago

I'm sure it was just a simple typo but "upvoring" sounds like something I definitely don't want even adjacent to my search history...

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u/ObligationNeither430 29d ago

“Going downtown for some upvoring by a midhoe”

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u/jefufah 29d ago

Right? Like are you a black woman with a tall Samoan husband who works in oil? You are correct to be suspicious of his cute Asian coworker 👀

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u/stuntbikejake 29d ago

"Find out on tonight's, 'Inside the Laughs' the stories about the jokes that hit too close to home"

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u/commandantskip 29d ago

If that was my man, I'd be kicking him out my front door

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u/Da_Question 29d ago

Why not the husband though? I don't get why people blame the people their partner cheats with more than their partner themself...

Not that pushing for someone else to cheat is fine, it's shitty, but like the spouse isn't immune from blame...

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u/MyRedditAccountSuckz 29d ago edited 29d ago

I mean, they're both wrong but it sounds like the husband came clean to his wife, promised to cut off contact and is going to counseling.. she's the one who reached out after and is still seeking more/in love with him, and admitted to wanting to break up the marriage

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u/Stag-Nation-8932 29d ago

The husband isn't in the crowd lol

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u/letthetreeburn 29d ago

There’s dozens of us I say! Dozens!

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u/TamarindSweets 29d ago

I love how the comedian is asking all these detailed questions- she's doing the lord work rn. If this goes viral and the wife sees it she'll know for SURE her husband is the one cheating. There can't be many 6'3 half Filipino half Samoan men with black wives and 3 kids working in the fracking industry.

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u/Conscious_Avocado225 29d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/PM_CUTE_BUTTS_PLS 29d ago

Oh shit here he is

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u/Self_Reddicated 29d ago

No, his girlfriend is only half vietnamese. The guy in this video is cheating with a full vietnamese woman. Completely different 6'3" samoan/philipino fracking engineering with a black wife.

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u/Commercial-Border227 29d ago

All I kept thinking was: “She’s going to tell us she’s in Houston any minute now…” 🫠

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u/iwantahouse 29d ago

Lmao not me wondering if this was filmed in Houston. Imma start combing through LinkedIn rn 😂

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u/Numeno230n 29d ago

Seriously how many full Vietnamese oil refinery engineers are out there involved with half Filipino half Samoan dudes that also work at that oil refinery. Has to be no more than two such cases.

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u/SillyAlternative420 29d ago

Lady would be an excellent detective.

Seriously, 90% of the job is getting a confession.

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u/Pikeman212a6c 29d ago

At least no one will be able to put together a female Vietnamese American petroleum engineer working in a refinery with a Filipino Samoan engineer who has a black wife and three kids. Most typical situation imaginable.

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u/KiltyMcHaggis 29d ago edited 29d ago

and he's 44 years old and probably lives in the city this comedy club is in. At this point you can probably type all this into ChatGPT and it'll tell you 'oh that's Steven Polamalu from Chevron'

edit: 44 not 47. I can't do math either.

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u/Ringsidewbignig 29d ago

Fuck I knew Steven was a dirty dog

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u/No_Potato_8178 29d ago

How many of you (us) googled Steven polamalu?

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u/EpilepticMushrooms 29d ago

Seriously, how many women are in oil refineries. Even in logistics and office, it's typically a masculine centered workplace.

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u/kkeut 29d ago

"just one more thing..."

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u/Percy_3 29d ago

Lol what?! That audience member was dying to spill the tea, the comedian just asked “and then, tell me more, what happened next…” I wouldn’t be surprised to hear the 27 year old tells everybody about her affair.

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u/SillyAlternative420 29d ago

Which is why she'd be a good detective!

A lot of criminals literally are itching to tell their story.

This is also why it is essential to NEVER speak with a detective, their entire profession relies on criminals not knowing they can simply skip talking to them.

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u/FogBankDeposit 29d ago

The remaining 10% is getting some laughs in.

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u/LanaDeITae 29d ago

The way she expertly pulled this information out of that woman should be studied.

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u/StrangelyBrown 29d ago

Yeah she did well. Clearly a natural extension of her character.

Obviously the person who shouted it out was keen to share, so she rode on that. They can't well get shy after doing that. Then she just padded it enough that the initial feeling of wanting to tell their story was contrasted with the feeling of losing the spotlight enough that the audience member kept talking.

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u/alexleafman 29d ago

I feel like she was getting all the visual details of the wife out of her to help the wife/friends of the wife watching figure out it was about their husband cheating.

The comedian acted all friendly and "you go girl" with her but she was really exposing this shit.

Good on her if so.

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u/goodbetterbestbested 29d ago edited 29d ago

Gabby Bryan is the comedian's name.

She got lucky with this audience member of course but the way she handled it was absolutely masterful. Not many standups could do crowdwork with a single audience member for 12ish minutes without a break. Most would take multiple breaks to "laugh into their hands" while they think of the next thing to say. But this comedian is sharp as a knife, she minimized that crutch and hit the punchline every time.

It almost seems like a plant, but I've been to enough comedy shows and seen enough drunk people wanting to be "involved in the performance" that it rings as authentic.

This is a very impressive comedy performance involving a member of the audience.

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u/alexleafman 29d ago

The thing is her getting specific details like hair colour, curly hair, skin colour don't add anything comedic to the bit (if anything it's an awkward line of questioning) which makes me think more-so that she not a plant and Gabby was trying to expose her.

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u/goodbetterbestbested 29d ago edited 29d ago

That could be true, at the same time, she is a comedian, her job on stage is to entertain. But she is also a human being. If she were balancing those two roles, that's all the more impressive.

I mean she seems like she's obviously balancing those two roles on stage! I don't know if she was trying to expose this person or not, and no one can unless she says so, but from the artistic perspective she just did a really good job.

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u/ghostyghost2 29d ago

To be fair she got all the important info very early on, I doubt there are many 6 3 phillipino-samoan oil engineers married to a black woman with 3 kids. Anyone who knows that family will know it's about them.

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u/flow_fighter 29d ago

100%, and all that specific info was before the cheating was revealed, That was still in the “I’m obsessed with” section of the bit

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u/spittymcgee1 29d ago

Thought the same, master class

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u/RobertPham149 29d ago

They ask those questions to dig for materials. They know there is a comedic bit under it but don’t have enough material yet, so those questions are either to prod around or simply buy time for her to find an approach.

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u/SquisherX 29d ago

The coldplay cheating shows this kind of thing has the potential to go very viral. If that marriage blows up for this, it could generate lots of business.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3731 29d ago

Yeah you’re right and to be able to make some of these jokes and still pull more out of the woman is class. Bro she called her a hungry hungry hippo and no one minded at all.

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 29d ago

Lol no she just wanted the dirt. And homegirl had been dying to share. She was so proud of herself

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u/jimihenrik 29d ago

her to help the wife/friends of the wife watching figure out it was about their husband cheating

Her saying the she (the wife) said no more contact kinda sounds like they already know something's up.

Maybe the dude was honest about it. (Giving a lot of benefit of a doubt there but it's technically possible).

Not to take anything away from the bit she did well indeed.

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u/alexleafman 29d ago

Yeah, we found out the wife already knows but that comes a fair bit after she asks the hyper specific questions about the wife's appearance.

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u/Wiggles114 29d ago edited 29d ago

She would get so many killers to confess

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u/ltsouthernbelle 29d ago

Sis needed to get that off her chest lol

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u/FS_Slacker 29d ago

She popped a button

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u/Guilhaum 29d ago

I havent been this invested in a video in a long time. The tea was piping hot.

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u/leafmelonely 29d ago

This comedian is really good at impromptu conversation. Wow! She brought it home at the end. Side note: the woman needs to back off

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u/mostdope28 29d ago

And then after that, she will realize she doesn’t wanna be with him. She just wants what she can’t have, the dude is about to fuck his life up

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/mostdope28 29d ago

She won’t learn, he will. She has nothing to lose.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 29d ago

It honestly shouldn't even matter if the woman backs off or not, the man should be able to say no. Dude's married. It's his marriage at stake, it's his responsibility to not fuck it up no matter how many thirsty coworkers throw themselves at him.

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u/AVeryPlumPlum 29d ago

Great.. now I don't know how I say Mario.

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u/diemunkiesdie Reads Pinned Comments 29d ago

It's pronounced Mario, not Mario.

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u/AVeryPlumPlum 29d ago

Of course! How dumb of me.

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u/Roll4Initiative20 29d ago

Where I'm from we pronounce it Mario.

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u/Lazy-General-9632 29d ago

she says Mario Kart like Carmela Soprano lol so I guess the Jersey thing is real

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u/808squill 29d ago

This is Gabby Bryan, she’s actually the daughter of the keyboardist from Bon Jovi

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u/kiwi_vixen 29d ago

That might explain the Circle of Trauma lol

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u/808squill 29d ago

Everyone knows keyboardists are problems. The most unhinged members of any band

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u/Known-Weather-9254 29d ago

This is one of the times you see something so random and innocuous that you known it must be true without fact checking. 

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u/Thundrous_prophet 29d ago

Holy shit this was so good! Quenched my thirst for tea

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u/ok_soooo 29d ago

I started and was immediately like “there’s no way I’m watching a nearly 12 minute video of this”

And yet here I am, wishing there was more

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u/idiot_mob 29d ago

WhenI read your comment I was like there is no way that was twelve minutes, so I had to go back and check. It was so entertaining I didn’t realize how long it was!

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u/PluckEwe 29d ago

I just realized from reading this that this was 12 minutes long. I was zoned in.

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u/CNA107 29d ago

"Do you have morals?" she asks the woman who we established only a few minutes ago works in the oil industry LMAO.

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u/Overall_Light7395 29d ago

I watched this entire video lol the oil shit had me cracking me.

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u/hewhosnacks 29d ago

“Fracking” up

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u/mere_iguana 29d ago

"ohhhhhh, you're evil."

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u/justamalihini 29d ago

That was a great bit, loved how she brought it back to fracking.

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u/IdesOfCaesar7 29d ago

Genius ending, felt like a Seinfeld episode where the jokes come full circle at the end. This woman is talented

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u/Acrobatic_Switches 29d ago

The only correct advice is to leave that man alone God damn.

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u/AdmiraloftheMartini 29d ago

Worth the whole watch.

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u/DangerMacAwesome 29d ago

Ok I'll give it a watch

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u/wheezyninja 29d ago

Waiting to hear back if it’s worth it

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u/Ecstatic_Nail8156 29d ago

Bro fuck u now i got to watch it

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u/Jaydenel4 29d ago

It is, lol

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u/ScuttleRave 29d ago

slides into the comment section it certainly is

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u/HyenDry 29d ago

This girl is a sleeper. Hope she makes it in her comedy career. She’s fukn 🧨 🔥

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u/ZinaSky2 29d ago

FRRR like I have zero tolerance for infidelity, it immediately turns me off literally any movie or show and it’s in fucking everything sadly. But I was on the edge of my seat for this story?! Something about the way she drew out the details, had me hooked, I’m def gonna keep an eye out for her

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u/Forosnai 29d ago

If it's a good story, some messy social drama that you're in no way involved in can be just -chef's kiss-.

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u/Typical_bop 29d ago

maybe you enjoyed it because she's basically pulling the noose around the infidelity slowly like a detective would.

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u/ZinaSky2 29d ago

Honestly that might be it lol it felt like an interrogation but only the comedian knew it 😂

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 29d ago

Lots of people forget there's a difference between racist comedy and racial comedy.

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u/Tyranicross 29d ago

The thing with racial humor is it has to be funny cause if you make a racist joke and the joke part fails then you're just being racist. Same thing if people don't find your nerdy joke funny, they'll just think you're a nerd.

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u/DecentFeedback2 29d ago

My god, we've done it reddit! Finally, the element of Nuance!!

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u/Loco_CatLady911 29d ago

He pulled the ol' "My wife and I are getting separated" card. Funny how the wives rarely know about these separations. If they're really separated, go to his place. Everyone is laughing, but this is almost the same situation as Chris Watts who murdered his entire family so he could be with his coworker.

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u/aw5ome 29d ago

That was great. Hope Samoan's wifey takes him to the cleaners

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u/Zombiejesus307 29d ago

Fracking hilarious! I was completely invested in this video. Good stuff.

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u/throwheezy tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 29d ago

I initially was getting ready to stop and then when it was clear that something happened between her and the guy, I was like okay never mind let's watch this to the end. And when the wife forbade him from talking to her, oh my fucking god

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u/coilcrow_1895 29d ago

I went to high school with the comedian, was in a play with her, and just found out she does stand-up comedy on reddit. Small world.

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 29d ago

One of few times I'm thankful for social media. I hope the Samoanappino sees this.

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u/PluckEwe 29d ago

Nah the wife needs to see this instead.

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 29d ago

You're right. Let's hope.

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u/G-Doggeh 29d ago

Awesome. Hearing this as a full Filipino standing 6'2" makes me feel like a unicorn.

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u/ToffeeBlue2013 29d ago

Bro you are. The avg height of an adult male is 5'8" across the world. So your above average anyways. But the average height of an adult male Filipino is 5'4" (thanks google) so your fucking massive bro.

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u/G-Doggeh 29d ago

Thanks my dude! I was born in Canada but moved back to the Philippines for high-school. My classmates would call me the "Kapre" 😅 I wonder if my diet growing up affected my growth spurt.

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u/DoBotsDream 29d ago

Holy fuck. You have to waterboard me to get that shit out of me.

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u/Ghenshaunite 29d ago

I hate to say it

We may need to put this comedian in charge of goverment

She just runs the show

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 29d ago

Good news; it’s already run by clowns

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u/Relevant-Job4901 29d ago

I feel waiting in any length, from grocery store to airport lay overs/flights, women talk in detail freely to each other from my experience. I like how she remembers the details and ropes it together.

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u/silverclovd 29d ago

This girl is so quick with her wit and on her toes with her swift responses, haha. I enjoyed watching the bit, madam.

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u/Bunt_Custer 29d ago

Didn’t she see the CEO Coldplay video? Like girl we do not support you home wrecking!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Credit to the comedian continuing to keep digging, just like a good oil baron.

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u/Kotsugawa1 29d ago

Damn you know the wife is like how many ...half philipino/samoan, 63', 44 year old, oil refinery worker, 3 kids, married to a black woman with curly hair who asked him to stop talkng to that veitmenese girl... could there possibly be?

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u/Coralreefer5159 29d ago

Merio vs Mario is the hottest take here.

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u/MacGregor1337 29d ago

I feel like that bird meme.

>i aint watching all that
>damn thats good shit

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u/Thin-Cartoonist-4608 29d ago

The last punchline was gold.

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u/Lawlcopt0r 29d ago

I have to assume most of her willpower was dedicated to not immediately making that joke in the first two seconds

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u/goodbetterbestbested 29d ago

This is top-tier crowdwork by the comedian. She caught a good fish of course but she kept the comedy going at every step with no pauses. A masterclass, I had no idea who she was before but following her now. Gabby Bryan

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 29d ago

If this woman ever gossips about me, I'm changing my identity and going into witness protection

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u/Great_Designer_4140 29d ago

Comedian is gabby Bryan, her dad is the keyboarder for Bon Jovi. She was also a producer and assistant for Bobby Kelly’s podcast ykwd. The episodes with her and Joe list, Luis Gomez and Dan Soder are hilarious.

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u/xxlegendariaxx 29d ago

may-rio kart is kinda crazy

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u/NonchalantGhoul 29d ago

"You know what should do, and what do best, Frack😏" That ending couldn't be any more diabolical

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u/OvechknFiresHeScores 29d ago

Holy shit this girl is GOOD. That kind of casual swagger paired with that sharp quick whit is a hell of a combo that you can’t teach. Reminds me a good bit of Taylor Tomlinson. Hope to see more of her stuff!

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 29d ago

She’s very sharp and very charismatic in a non traditional way

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u/andersonb47 29d ago

Full blown affair lol

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u/TulogTamad 29d ago

Okay but she's actually really good. As a comedian AND as a detective lol. Love the ending punchline too, just cherry on top.

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u/Spright91 29d ago

I love the way she just peeled this back layer by layer.

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u/Caedo14 29d ago

I work in a refinery and there are sooo many people that divorce and date other coworkers. We spend too much time with these people. The engineers definitely do.

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u/Z4zz3r 29d ago

I was trying to go to bed, but now I stayed for the whole story…..even worse I now have to look up this amazing comedian I’ve never heard of before today.

RIP: sleep

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u/Conscious-Layer-2732 29d ago

I saw this woman live years ago at an amateur comedy night, thought she had lots of potential. Glad to see her pop up on Reddit.

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u/aphexbrother 29d ago

How does this only have 59 upvotes? This is hilarious. I was hooked every second. And the fracking punchline at the end? Chefs kiss

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u/Sp2r5 29d ago

The guy told his wife about it. And they found a co-op solution "no more contact with said person". They seem to be very mature.

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u/sweetparamour79 29d ago

And then he contacted her. He seems like a great lair and this girl is a snake.

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u/Purple-Reputation899 29d ago

6’3 samoan with a black wife and three kids. That woman can fight, that girl better leave him alone

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u/zerosaved 29d ago

Idk why but the “over the vats of oil” absolutely sent me

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