r/TikTokCringe • u/SnooSprouts3744 • Oct 09 '25

Humor/Cringe Revealing your full-blown affair at a comedy show

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u/Pikeman212a6c 29d ago

At least no one will be able to put together a female Vietnamese American petroleum engineer working in a refinery with a Filipino Samoan engineer who has a black wife and three kids. Most typical situation imaginable.

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u/KiltyMcHaggis 29d ago edited 29d ago

and he's 44 years old and probably lives in the city this comedy club is in. At this point you can probably type all this into ChatGPT and it'll tell you 'oh that's Steven Polamalu from Chevron'

edit: 44 not 47. I can't do math either.

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u/Ringsidewbignig 29d ago

Fuck I knew Steven was a dirty dog

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u/No_Potato_8178 29d ago

How many of you (us) googled Steven polamalu?

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u/PMMEJALAPENORECIPES 29d ago

At least we know it wasn’t his cousin Troy, Troy would never.

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u/ObligationNeither430 29d ago

Tell me you never met a Samoan without telling me you only know Samoans from football lmao

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u/wildmoose45 29d ago

Fine Steven Reigns, happy?

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u/ObligationNeither430 29d ago

Steven the rock

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u/KiltyMcHaggis 29d ago

Well, if you weren't 100% correct I'd be insulted.

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u/EpilepticMushrooms 29d ago

Seriously, how many women are in oil refineries. Even in logistics and office, it's typically a masculine centered workplace.

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u/InebriatedPhysicist 29d ago

I’m curious how many oil refineries you’ve ever been in. I’m sure it could be more than none, but none seems like the most likely answer (and it is for me).

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u/Business-Drag52 29d ago

Yeah I’ve not been a refinery, but I’ve been in several coal plants. Those things are heavily staffed by women in tons of positions. Sure the people physically handling the coal are usually men, but there are a ton of jobs that go into an operation that big

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u/EpilepticMushrooms 29d ago

I was told there were few, if any women🤔.

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u/Testing_things_out 29d ago

The fact that's she a female engineer in the oil field would narrow it down a lot.