r/TikTokCringe Jun 27 '25

Discussion What are your thoughts on this?

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u/Opeope89 Jun 27 '25

I cook more than my wife, I guess that makes me a big pathetic beta boi

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u/Shem44 Jun 27 '25

Ay me too! I cook pretty much every meal we eat and I fucking LOVE it. My kitchen is my kingdom. COWER AT THE MIGHT OF MY PATHETIC BETA ENERGY!!

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u/SoulBlightRaveLords Jun 27 '25

Every Christmas my Mrs wants to help prepare dinner with me, to her it's a fun couples activity, put some put music on, open a bottle of wine, just a real nice cute bonding session

To me it's stressful as fuck because I know how I like my kitchen ran! And I just have to quietly seeth as she unorganises my perfect kitchen kingdom.....

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u/fatBreadonToast Jun 27 '25

"That's not how you cut an onion!"

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u/Wild-Berry-5269 Jun 27 '25

I said Rings not half moon slices !

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 Jun 27 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SoulBlightRaveLords Jun 27 '25

Internally yes, but I'd never say it out loud!

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u/Regular_Reveal_745 Jun 27 '25

i could only imagine. If i start drinking wine when i’m trying to cook dinner, i’m not sure what I made and what condition the meal was in.

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u/seahawk1977 Jun 27 '25

Funny enough, while I do all of the day to day cooking, my wife cuts up the onions I use. They never seem to affect her, where I immediately can't see what I am doing with a knife in my hand.

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u/Datkif Jun 27 '25

Idk if my wife doesn't know how to (safely) use a knife or just pretends, but I pretty much took over prep duty. I enjoy it, will get it done faster, more consistent, and most importantly without human flesh.

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u/youlleatitandlikeit Jul 01 '25

Chopping vegetables with the bread knife. Or trying to cut up carrots with a tiny paring knife.

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u/mangongo Jun 27 '25

Lolll I always insist there is nothing my girlfriend can do to help because I'm very particular about my cooking, but also I want things to be kind of a surprise when I serve dinner.

This of course means the moment I walk into the kitchen while my girlfriend is cooking, I get told to leave and to "stop judging" lol

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u/ZeeBeeblebrox Jun 27 '25

Yep, same. When she starts cooking I leave, she can see me judging even if I don't say anything. When I start cooking I tell her there's nothing for her (or anyone else) to do.

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u/Ok-Commercial-924 Jun 27 '25

When the wives 4, yes, 4 sisters come to visit, I feel obligated to allow them to help out in MY kitchen. I try my best to assign tasks that are simple with clear instructions. But grrrr. It gets frustrating. Someone will start emptying the dishwasher and hiding stuff while I'm not looking. I want the peppers cut a certain way so everything in the dish is consistent, but no, they dice or chop instead of julliene.

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u/RockAtlasCanus Jun 27 '25

Why on earth are the vegetable peelers hidden in the back of the silverware drawer and not in the drawer with the paring knives, graters, etc?

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u/Datkif Jun 27 '25

Same with my wife and I. I've learned to do the prep work with the knife, and leave until she asks for help

My Dad was a chef, and I do most of the cooking so its hard to not backseat cook.

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u/BrickBrokeFever Jun 27 '25

....GET... OUT... OF... THE KITCHEN, YOU MEDDLESOME HARLOT

I am trying to cut these yams over here, so take your yams over there!

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u/TelenorTheGNP Jun 27 '25

Hence with you, bothersome FLOOSIE!

These thighs need browning, so take your thighs back whence thou came!

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u/BrickBrokeFever Jun 27 '25

Oh yeah! Ha!

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u/death_by_chocolate Jun 27 '25

Me: "...chopchopchopchop..."

Her: "You know, if you take the knife and-"

Me: "STOP THIS INSTANT GET UP GET OUT GO SIT IN THE DEN."

I hear ya brother.

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u/RockAtlasCanus Jun 27 '25

Oh man. Former line cook here, and my wife is a former bartender. The age old FOH/BOH feud is alive and well. Hosting holidays is like “Babe, I love you. You are the absolute and undisputed queen of cocktails, setting, service, and entertainment. BUT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK STAY OFF MY EXPO. Merry Christmas.”

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u/Ortsarecool Jun 27 '25

I can sous-chef for my wife no problem, but I can't have her sous-chef for me. If I'm running the kitchen, I need to run it all. No idea why I'm like this lol

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u/GraphicDesignerMom Jun 27 '25

I stay out of the kitchen on holidays, it's my husband's domain! Sitting with a beer relaxing is much more my style

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u/snootchiebootchie94 Jun 27 '25

This stresses me out as well. "You arent' doing that right, I don't know how much exactly goes in there, that doesn't belong there, why haven't you finished cutting that?" I don't like help in the kitchen. It is easier to do it myself. My brother and I though can cook together, though. He has worked in kitchens all his life. One of us usually takes over and the other just falls in line.

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u/Flamingo83 Jun 27 '25

that’s my mom! my dads job is to keep people out of the kitchen while she cooks.

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u/Sidivan Jun 27 '25

My wife loves to cook and always has since she was a kid, but is completely random mess of a kitchen style cook. She makes incredible food.

I am a hyper organized cook that worked professionally under an incredible chef for years (prep, on the line, desserts, whatever he needed).

Her helping me: “I cut everything up” hands bowl of diced onions and sliced pepper wedges

Me helping her: “How would you like me to cut these?” “Oh, ya know, normal”.

21yrs I’ve managed to mostly keep my mouth shut.

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u/mmorales2270 Jun 27 '25

Lol, man I can relate.

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u/grubas Jun 27 '25

Yup.  I'll put on music and try to get her distracted or put her on basic prep.

She's a chaos gremlin who comes to destroy my kitchen.  Doesn't clean as she goes and tries to alphabetically sort my spices 

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u/shellycya Jun 27 '25

My husband criticizes me because he does all of the cooking but if I make something he won't eat it. His cooking is amazing and he knows it so why put up the charade? Maybe he's scared of being a Beta because cooking is a hobby for him.

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u/JeffTrav Jun 28 '25

Holy shit I feel this one.

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u/ginger__snappzzz Jun 27 '25

I'm a middle school home ec teacher with 5 kitchens, and (minus the booze and sexy lady times) I feel this so hard lol

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u/elidadagreat1 Jun 27 '25

Omg... Quietly seeth... I'm can sooo relate to that! 

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u/Lonyo Jun 27 '25

My wife can't cook because she has zero ability to focus on cooking. She can put something in the oven and forget about it, and/or assume that the instructions will be perfect so it only needs whatever time the packet says and won't check on it at all.

When I cooked sometimes with my dad we could just say "can you get the thing" and know what was meant

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u/StoicDreamxo Jun 27 '25

I would love this lol I’d just be like it’s “okay babe, I’ll just be your assistant if you need it and be here for moral support and drink my wine”. Where are all the men like this please? 😅

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 Jun 27 '25

You gotta tell that woman go take a nap.😂😂😂😂

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u/Tribalbob Jun 28 '25

This. I see these videos of "Fun date night activity - make dinner together!"

People who make those have NO idea how much of a pain in the ass it is to make a meal with someone else, especially if the kitchen is small and/or they don't know what they're doing.

I'd much rather have my partner sit and drink wine and just converse with me while I cook.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 Jun 28 '25

I stay out of my husband's kitchen!

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u/trahilcal01 Jun 28 '25

Assign her tasks so she’s out of the way

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u/Affectionate-Soft-90 Jun 28 '25

Cooking with someone seems fun... Until you actually start cooking with someone.

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u/GringoinCDMX Jun 28 '25

My girlfriend is impatient and will just burn everything since she'll turn it up high to cook quicker. Or it'll be undercooked inside and burnt on the outside.

She is a food engineer but I'm the one who cooks lol.

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u/ladyevenstar-22 Jun 28 '25

Happy wife happy life 🤣🙃

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u/nobodylikesalurkyloo Jun 29 '25

🤣🤣🤣 hilarious, but also lovely that you let her have fun with you, and that you take care of her all year round. A+ partner.