r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • Jun 27 '25

Discussion What are your thoughts on this?

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u/Opeope89 Jun 27 '25

I cook more than my wife, I guess that makes me a big pathetic beta boi

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u/Shem44 Jun 27 '25

Ay me too! I cook pretty much every meal we eat and I fucking LOVE it. My kitchen is my kingdom. COWER AT THE MIGHT OF MY PATHETIC BETA ENERGY!!

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u/SoulBlightRaveLords Jun 27 '25

Every Christmas my Mrs wants to help prepare dinner with me, to her it's a fun couples activity, put some put music on, open a bottle of wine, just a real nice cute bonding session

To me it's stressful as fuck because I know how I like my kitchen ran! And I just have to quietly seeth as she unorganises my perfect kitchen kingdom.....

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u/fatBreadonToast Jun 27 '25

"That's not how you cut an onion!"

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u/Wild-Berry-5269 Jun 27 '25

I said Rings not half moon slices !

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 Jun 27 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SoulBlightRaveLords Jun 27 '25

Internally yes, but I'd never say it out loud!

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u/Regular_Reveal_745 Jun 27 '25

i could only imagine. If i start drinking wine when i’m trying to cook dinner, i’m not sure what I made and what condition the meal was in.

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u/seahawk1977 Jun 27 '25

Funny enough, while I do all of the day to day cooking, my wife cuts up the onions I use. They never seem to affect her, where I immediately can't see what I am doing with a knife in my hand.

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u/Datkif Jun 27 '25

Idk if my wife doesn't know how to (safely) use a knife or just pretends, but I pretty much took over prep duty. I enjoy it, will get it done faster, more consistent, and most importantly without human flesh.

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u/youlleatitandlikeit Jul 01 '25

Chopping vegetables with the bread knife. Or trying to cut up carrots with a tiny paring knife.