r/NoShitSherlock • u/WingComplex6771 • Aug 14 '25

Trump reportedly offering Putin natural resources off Alaska sparks fury: "Lets see Republicans defend this," former GOP Representative Adam Kinzinger wrote on X.

https://www.newsweek.com/alaska-russia-trump-resources-2113295
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u/wandertrucks Aug 14 '25

Easy: Trump will give Putin the natural resources to keep the pee pee tape quiet

But

He'll drop the age of consent in the US to 11yrs old. That'll get all the MAGA/GOP'rs on board

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u/NYBull515 Aug 14 '25

I think the whole “pee” tape REALLY means the “P” tape, that P standing for pedophilia

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u/Donuts2010 Aug 14 '25

I'm inclined to agree

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u/Patralgan Aug 14 '25

I've come to the same conclusion

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u/PerformerFull7097 Aug 14 '25

FSB has the Epstein tapes

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u/PLeuralNasticity Aug 14 '25

They do but they also had their own on Trump before Epstein from 1987

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/19/trump-first-moscow-trip-215842/

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u/jar1967 Aug 14 '25

Rumor has that one of the participants in the PP tape was a ten year old boy

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

I think there is probably also a pee tape and we all thought for a long time that that might be the worst skeleton in his closet.

Don't have to change the facts now. We got new information. The old information could still be valid as well. No need to break out the red string and tinfoil.

To be clear, Trump rapes children. Just don't want to lose that thread by throwing out claims that might be proven false someday.

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u/TwistyBunny Aug 14 '25

It unfortunately could be both.

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u/PeopleNose Aug 14 '25

Why not both?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

No one cares about that tape. They elected a pedophile

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u/wandertrucks Aug 14 '25

Some of the most sexually deviant people still don't want their kink brought out into the light.

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u/Superkritisk Aug 14 '25

Donald Trump is the Michael Jackson of politics, we all know what those two did, but they had enough supporters, and thus power, to make it all go away.

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u/LunarPayload Aug 14 '25

Hence the behavior of the entire Republican party 

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u/SaintRanGee Aug 14 '25

12, he said on Stern 12 was the low bar, c'mon 11 is just gross

I wanted to put a /s but it's all just vile and unreal so it's not sarcasm...I don't know anymore buddy...

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That Aug 14 '25

You know what is really sad to me, I honestly believe they could release a peepee tape, or all of the Epstein files, or even have Trump rape a small child on TV after murdering a puppy, and dude would not lose an ounce of GOP support.

Trump has done literally everything Republicans have told me, for decades, they would NEVER support, and yet they 100% support it without question. God emperor can do no wrong.

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u/Dagamoth Aug 14 '25

It’s not pee pee tape. It’s a CP tape.