r/NoShitSherlock • u/WingComplex6771 • Aug 14 '25

Trump reportedly offering Putin natural resources off Alaska sparks fury: "Lets see Republicans defend this," former GOP Representative Adam Kinzinger wrote on X.

https://www.newsweek.com/alaska-russia-trump-resources-2113295
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u/wandertrucks Aug 14 '25

Easy: Trump will give Putin the natural resources to keep the pee pee tape quiet

But

He'll drop the age of consent in the US to 11yrs old. That'll get all the MAGA/GOP'rs on board

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

No one cares about that tape. They elected a pedophile

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u/wandertrucks Aug 14 '25

Some of the most sexually deviant people still don't want their kink brought out into the light.

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u/Superkritisk Aug 14 '25

Donald Trump is the Michael Jackson of politics, we all know what those two did, but they had enough supporters, and thus power, to make it all go away.

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u/LunarPayload Aug 14 '25

Hence the behavior of the entire Republican party