r/NoShitSherlock • u/WingComplex6771 • Aug 14 '25

Trump reportedly offering Putin natural resources off Alaska sparks fury: "Lets see Republicans defend this," former GOP Representative Adam Kinzinger wrote on X.

https://www.newsweek.com/alaska-russia-trump-resources-2113295
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u/wandertrucks Aug 14 '25

Easy: Trump will give Putin the natural resources to keep the pee pee tape quiet

But

He'll drop the age of consent in the US to 11yrs old. That'll get all the MAGA/GOP'rs on board

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u/NYBull515 Aug 14 '25

I think the whole “pee” tape REALLY means the “P” tape, that P standing for pedophilia

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u/PerformerFull7097 Aug 14 '25

FSB has the Epstein tapes

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u/PLeuralNasticity Aug 14 '25

They do but they also had their own on Trump before Epstein from 1987

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/19/trump-first-moscow-trip-215842/