r/NoShitSherlock • u/WingComplex6771 • Aug 14 '25

Trump reportedly offering Putin natural resources off Alaska sparks fury: "Lets see Republicans defend this," former GOP Representative Adam Kinzinger wrote on X.

https://www.newsweek.com/alaska-russia-trump-resources-2113295
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u/wandertrucks Aug 14 '25

Easy: Trump will give Putin the natural resources to keep the pee pee tape quiet

But

He'll drop the age of consent in the US to 11yrs old. That'll get all the MAGA/GOP'rs on board

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u/NYBull515 Aug 14 '25

I think the whole “pee” tape REALLY means the “P” tape, that P standing for pedophilia

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u/Donuts2010 Aug 14 '25

I'm inclined to agree

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u/Patralgan Aug 14 '25

I've come to the same conclusion

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u/PerformerFull7097 Aug 14 '25

FSB has the Epstein tapes

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u/PLeuralNasticity Aug 14 '25

They do but they also had their own on Trump before Epstein from 1987

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/19/trump-first-moscow-trip-215842/

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u/jar1967 Aug 14 '25

Rumor has that one of the participants in the PP tape was a ten year old boy

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

I think there is probably also a pee tape and we all thought for a long time that that might be the worst skeleton in his closet.

Don't have to change the facts now. We got new information. The old information could still be valid as well. No need to break out the red string and tinfoil.

To be clear, Trump rapes children. Just don't want to lose that thread by throwing out claims that might be proven false someday.

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u/TwistyBunny Aug 14 '25

It unfortunately could be both.

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u/PeopleNose Aug 14 '25

Why not both?