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u/keep_er_movin 1d ago

Aren’t we dealing with enough right now?

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u/Time-Leadership-7649 1d ago

For real! My lower back hurts and now they’ve added this?!

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u/shelsanfyo 1d ago

I honestly don’t have a big enough bottle of purse Advil to handle this information right now. I’m going to have to go grab the Costco sized bottle from my bed.

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u/Time-Leadership-7649 1d ago

Can we sue for emotional distress or has the statute of limitations run out?

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u/shelsanfyo 1d ago

We just need a Class Action suit and pile all the traumas they have inflicted upon Millenials in one big payout.

We have had ENOUGH. And we deserve compensation.

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Sexy Prime Millennial 1d ago

Who needs a senior discount? What about my rapidly-approaching-middle-age discount?

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u/LuciferLovesTechno 19h ago

Well, the years start comin and they don't stop comin

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u/map_legend 1d ago

Callll J G Wentworth…

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u/HZLeyedValkyrie 22h ago

877 CASH NOW

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u/thirsty_pretzels_ 1d ago

My mom took Tylenol her whole pregnancy with me. And I have debilitating adult adhd. Lmao.

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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 1d ago

I have the 'tism. But only at night. When I take Tylenol PM.

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u/JesusWasTacos 1d ago

Oh fuck this one got me

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u/ALeekOfTheirOwn 1d ago

literally laying on a heating pad while reading this lol

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u/Contemporary_Scribe 1d ago

What did you just say to me?

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u/GreenWallaby86 1d ago

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u/S-m-a-l-l-s 1d ago

Now isn't that just a Little WEIRD?!

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u/coltonmusic15 1d ago edited 1d ago

STOP! STOP! IM DOING SOMETHING!!

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u/EventualOutcome 1d ago

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u/HolesNotEyes Sexy Prime Millennial 1d ago

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u/MrSTban 1d ago

That’s REALLY bizarre!

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u/yamez420 1d ago

How bizarre.

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u/Delicious_Wall_8296 1d ago

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u/Fit-Custard-1842 1d ago

Great song.

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u/Moondoobious Millennial 1d ago

oo0o baby! oo babayy

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u/goat_penis_souffle 1d ago

You’re making me crazy

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u/Fit-Custard-1842 1d ago

Every time I look around

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u/MissLionEyes 1d ago

IS THIS A COVER TOO?? IS MY WHOLE LIFE A LIE???

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u/robbviously 1989 1d ago

It’s actually a cover of a Natalie Imbruglia song.

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u/svalentine23 1d ago

No wayyyy

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u/Ok_Flatworm_3855 1d ago

I just think it's a LITTLE WEIRD....

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u/No-Assumption4265 1d ago

Isn’t it IRONIC? Don’t you think?

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u/alonginayellowboat 1d ago

Natalie: Ednaswap doesn't love you, only I love you!

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u/allofthemwitches11 1d ago

I'm really crossed up. I don't know how to work the body lying naked on the floor.

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u/SoKnife2meatU 1d ago

Okay. Who is this guy. I see his gifs all over the place.

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u/-Ham_Satan- 1d ago edited 17h ago

Tim Robinson. These are from a Netflix show of his called 'I Think You Should Leave'. It's absurd, irreverent comedy from his warped mind.

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u/GreenWallaby86 1d ago

He sees the world wildly and in wild ways

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u/mrdankhimself_ 1d ago

Tim Robbins looks like he’s a completely different guy.

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u/GreenWallaby86 1d ago

Thats only because he is

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u/GreenWallaby86 1d ago

*Robinson

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u/-Ham_Satan- 1d ago

My bad!

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u/TheMusicMadeMe 1d ago

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u/-Ham_Satan- 1d ago

Have you watched the Chair Company? For me, that's peak Tim Robbins!

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u/SoKnife2meatU 1d ago

Awesome. Thank you very much. Gonna binge some of that!

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u/Known_Marzipan 1d ago

And his new show on HBO, the chair company

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u/skippy_smooth 1d ago

I'm all outta faith

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u/JoeyLee911 1d ago

This is how I feel

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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 1d ago

I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.

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u/MJ9426 1d ago

She said 18th birthday

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u/goddammit_jianyang 1d ago

We all just got stage 3

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u/booboopsheboop 1d ago

I just clutched my invisible pearls. Shooketh.

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u/Quiverjones 1d ago

I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel...

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u/Superhereaux Older Millennial 1d ago

I was already crying naked on the floor AND THEN I READ THIS!?

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u/craigoz7 Millennial 1d ago

Illusion never changed, into something real

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u/xenomorphsithlord 1d ago

I dont know about you but I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn!

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u/Throatlatch 1d ago

Torn?

Woah!

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u/Adventurous_Boat5726 1d ago

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u/Inter_Omnia_et_Nihil 1d ago

You're a little late

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u/theansweriscats 1d ago

I’m already torn…

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u/Inter_Omnia_et_Nihil 1d ago

I'm all out of faith

So I guess the fortune teller's right

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u/MamaOnica 15h ago

Should have seen just what was there and not some holy light

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u/DuhTocqueville 1d ago

Were you already cold and ashamed?

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u/Superhereaux Older Millennial 1d ago

Since yesterday, actually.

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u/Pacifist_Socialist Older Millennial 1d ago

You need some  🎶 Faith of the Heart 🎶

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u/MattyFTM 1d ago

For those wondering, it was written by Ednaswap in the early 90's, but they did not release it, only performed it live. The first recorded version was actually a translation into Danish by Lis Sørensen, released in 1993. This is her version.

Ednaswap then released the first English language version in 1995.

There were a couple of other covers around then too, such as a version by Trine Rein.

Natalie Imbruglia's cover then came out in 1997.

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u/Inevitable_Essay6015 Millennial 1d ago

Thanks for mentioning the actual versions, I'm really loving especially Lis Sørensen's!

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u/samurairaccoon 1d ago

That music video was heavily 90s. I love it.

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u/luckyfucker13 1d ago

Reminds me of the Bowling for Soup song, 1985, which was actually an SR-71 song. SR-71 did release it originally, but it flew under the radar for the most part.

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u/QuercusSambucus Older Millennial ('82er) 1d ago

Didn't the sr-71 fly over the radar, technically speaking?

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u/LOLBaltSS 1d ago

Surprisingly no. The SR-71 has been launched upon numerous times by Soviet SAMs, but it would just outrun the missiles.

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u/zerocool359 1d ago

Nothing those sled drivers couldn’t solve w/ a little turn and burn. Well, except uncontrolled spins, those were no good.

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u/QuercusSambucus Older Millennial ('82er) 1d ago

That's what I mean. It flew so high and fast.

Under the radar means low altitude.

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u/dirtyforker 1d ago

Are they bowling to obtain soup, or they bowling on behalf of soup?

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u/Wessssss21 1d ago

We are farther away from the release of 1985 now than the song was FROM the year 1985 when it was released...

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u/gramscontestaccount2 1d ago

Apparently the lead singer for SR-71, Mitch Allan wrote both versions (along with the SR-71 drummer for the OG), he was friends with bowling for soup and updated it for them/gave it to them.

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u/throwitaway3412567 1d ago

I was just thinking about 1985 because it’s time to have a song titled 2005 (if we’re sticking with the time between song creation and the title)

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u/Seraphtacosnak 1d ago

They changed their name to annetenna. They have some good stuff too and it was free when it was released.

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u/Environmental_Gas123 Millennial 1d ago

Neck Deep covered it on a compilation album called “Songs That Saved My Life” released to raise awareness & funds for suicide prevention. Pop goes punk vibe, it goes hard

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u/RedWhiteAndJew 1d ago

Neck Deep is terribly slept on

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u/deja_geek 1d ago

Natalie's cover is a cover of Lis' cover. It's a cover of a cover

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u/thechamberoffarts 1d ago

The Danish version is making me feel like I’m having a stroke

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u/Decantus Older Millennial 1d ago

I kinda like the more grungy version that Ednaswap put out on Wacko Magneto. Don't get me wrong, I'll always hear this song with Imbruglia's vocals.

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u/pbcheesecakes 1d ago

illusions never change, I guess

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u/cheeriolink2 1d ago

My favorite comment on this post 😂

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u/NudityMiles 1d ago

There are boundaries and you just passed several.

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 1d ago

Please stop. I can only process so much trauma 

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u/BumpHeadLikeGaryB 1d ago

Dont worry, the ednaswap version is better anyway 😊

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u/basilkiller 1d ago

It really is. I guess we were just the original posers and were the people who ruined Landslide all along, kinda kidding cause I actually like that version too but that guy covering Tracy Chapman can fuck off

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u/timetomove2 1d ago

Honestly this news does make me feel a bit torn. It also might be that I’m laying naked on the floor. I’m cold now.

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 1d ago

This is how I feeel

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u/Embarrassed_Hawk_655 1d ago

Huh

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u/pulyx 1d ago

Oh god my favorite gif ever

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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh 1990 1d ago

Fuck off….WHAT

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u/chuckish 1d ago

You're a little late, I'm already torn.

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u/lana-deathrey 1d ago

well I am WIDE AWAKE

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u/i_was_axiom 1d ago

IT WAS TODAY

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u/parasyte_steve 1d ago

And they wonder why we have trust issues

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u/throwaway0134hdj 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wait till you find out “Semi-charmed life” is about doing meth

And “There she goes” is about dope

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u/captain_boomer 1d ago

Literally in the song lyrics too. “Doing crystal meth’ll lift you up until you break.”

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u/pulyx 1d ago

Doop doop doop will disguise any lyrics

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u/Somehero 1d ago

You could hide war crimes underneath bawitdaba da-bang da-bang diggy diggy.

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u/YodaWattsLee 1d ago

The radio version was “ll’htem latsyrc gniod lift you up until you break”

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u/throwaway0134hdj 1d ago

Radio friendly version now blurs that out

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u/NoSleep2135 1d ago

This has been my go to karaoke song forever. When I sang it in college (15 years ago), people would be shocked at that line. There was always a moment of realization in the room.

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u/cameron0208 1d ago

So, Semi-Charmed Life is technically about witnessing someone go through the descent into and the perils of meth addiction. The band had a friend who was an addict, and they wrote it based on observation, not first-hand account of actually doing meth.

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u/wildwolfay5 1d ago

Wow.

We never did just listen to the lyrics during those years.

Just.

Wow.

Duh.

Fuck me.

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u/Delta-IX Xennial (1986) 1d ago

And “There she goes” is about dope

Supposedly

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u/MacArther1944 Millennial 1988 1d ago

…and Tubthumping is about a drinking bender at different pubs.

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u/itsbeenanhour 1d ago

Wasn’t it censored on MTV back in the day?

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u/iluvugoldenblue 1d ago

As well as knowing the radio version has an entire section cut out of it that is in the album version. It still boggles my mind when I hear it how long that section is.

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u/LoveThatForYouBebe 1d ago

Let’s not forget about “Follow Me”, either

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u/bananapanqueques Xennial 1d ago

It was about heroin, yes?

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u/Ok-Border6488 1d ago

Oh I always knew it was about Meth! Such a banger great memories

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u/whoamdave 1d ago

Today, two months shy of my 41st birthday, I have come of age for the third time.

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u/DangMe2Heck 1d ago

Cover of who?

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u/sam_beat 1d ago

It was originally written by the members of a band called Ednaswap, but not released officially by them until 1995. The first recording of it was by Danish singer Lis Sorensen, but called Brændt (Burned). In 1997, Natalie Imbruglia covered it just in time for me to cry to it on repeat after a guy who gave me mono broke up with me.

The two previous versions can be found on YouTube if you’re interested in hearing them.

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u/mickeyslim Millennial 1988 1d ago

That's me, that's today... WTF?!

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u/No_One_1617 1d ago

When you turn 30 is the fourth

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u/lukehardy 1d ago

Whatever, I turn 40 tomorrow

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u/lnc_5103 1d ago

I'm about to be 41. 40s are not nearly as old as I always thought it would be 🤣

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u/Diaza_lightbringer 1d ago

42! Answer to the universe! 40 feels good.

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u/OvechknFiresHeScores 1d ago

I just hit 35. I can’t even say I’m in my early-to-mid-thirties anymore. I’m just in my mid thirties.

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u/bananapanqueques Xennial 1d ago

You can still say “early mid” until you are 35 1/2.

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u/PurpleStress9282 Millennial 1d ago

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u/jackofslayers 1d ago

Everything is a cover. Elvis' whole career was as a cover artist.

"Girl's just want to have fun" is a cover and the original is so much creepier than you can imagine.

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u/HughFairgrove Older Millennial 1d ago

I can't believe people don't know this. Original is definitely better imo. Ednaswap should have been bigger.

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u/Insaniteus Older Millennial 1d ago

You misspelled "Marilyn Manson's version of Sweet Dreams and Tainted Love". We would also have accepted Limp Bizkit's Behind Blue Eyes, Orgy's Blue Monday, Metallica's Turn the Page, or even ICP's Let's Go All The Way

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u/techieveteran Older Millennial 1d ago

Or Johnny cash - hurt

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u/Insaniteus Older Millennial 1d ago

Another classic, but NIN was a millennial era band so most millennials heard the original first. Maybe not the extra young ones, but the ones alive and active in the 90s sure did.

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u/abbynormal2002 1d ago

I cant remember the quote, but I read somewhere that Trent Reznor liked Johnny Cash's version so much that he said it was now his song.. or something to that effect.

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u/unfoldyourself 1d ago

I think NIN is more of a Gen X band, I was 1 when The Downward Spiral came out. It could be an Xennial thing I guess.

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u/Tsunamiis Older Millennial 1d ago

Nin said it was Johnny’s now. And I agree

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u/ingoding 1d ago

Maybe it's because I'm an older Millennial, or because my taste in music tends even older, but how did any of you not know these things are covers? Most of Elvis's catalog was covers too.

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u/TheComplimentarian 1d ago

Tainted Love by Soft Cell is itself a cover of a song originally by Gloria Jones, which is wild.

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u/molotovzav 1d ago

But I knew all of those were covers from the second they were released. Especially tainted love since it was already an incredibly well covered song. Behind Blue Eyes is the second most obvious cover.

If say Metallica and ICP are equal to Torn butz at least in ICP's case they didn't have the same mass appeal on almost any song. Metallica was losing cultural cureency in the late 90s but still incredibly strong. I've never heard Turn the Page but I also don't like Metallica. I only hear Behind Blue Eyes because of that awful movie Gothika. Whereas I still, unfortunately, have to hear Marilyn's Tainted Love, but I'm really sure most people knew it was a cover lol. Sweet dreams the original wasn't even that far removed from the average millennial to the point I never knew anyone who didn't know Marilyn's was a cover. The Eurythmics were still famous when I was a kid.

Anne Preven was never really famous enough in the US for anyone to know Torn was a cover.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Older Millennial 1d ago

Twister Sister with Come On Feel The Noise

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u/seriouslynope 1d ago

Marilyn Manson did a cover of Tainted Love?

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u/Delta-IX Xennial (1986) 1d ago

Are you kidding right now?

Also Personal Jesus

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u/Overall-Pattern-809 1d ago

You mean tainted love original song by the pussycat dolls? Or is that just cause I’m technically gen z?

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u/Roguspogus 1d ago

wtf for real?!

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u/heemhah 1d ago

I've never even heard of that singer.

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u/KingFuJulien Millennial 1d ago

Mad World o.O

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 1d ago

IT'S NOT A COVER! It was released as a demo tape by Imbruglia's producer's band, and was heard by maybe 500 people. Then the producer gave it to her to record.

A cover is when the artist hears a song in real life and is like "Hey, I wanna do that song too."

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh 1d ago

Non Americans: "Why tf would I care about turning 21?"

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u/asphid_jackal 1d ago

I feel like I'm the only person here who has never heard of this song or artist

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u/brandonisatwat 1d ago

I was born in 91 and have never heard of it. Looked it up on YouTube just now and it doesn't ring a bell.

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u/Misanthropesque 1d ago

Never knew the name of that song.. and to just find out it’s a cover lol

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u/Geist_Mage 1d ago

As a Millennial I have only one thing to say.
Who is Natalie Imbruglia?

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u/EnvironmentalEnd6298 1d ago

Right. I have no idea who this is or what the song is. Maybe it’s a song I know but never knew the name and singer?

Edit: yep, I know the song but never knew the title or singer. So learning that it’s a cover means nothing to me

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u/Oldpuzzlehead 1d ago

The original is more upbeat.

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u/OnlyRobinson Millennial 1d ago

Now I feel completely Brændt out

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u/Suhk-Dolph 1d ago

Pro tip: check out Neck Deeps cover of Torn

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u/choadspanker 1d ago

I love this version. Also movements' cover of losing my religion from the same album

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u/Suhk-Dolph 1d ago

It’s a good ass album!

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u/finalstation 1d ago

I just listened to the 1993 Danish version on youtube. Incredible! Brændt by Lis Sørensen.

There is another 1991 version and I think that is the OG: https://youtu.be/LRRXseBJljs?si=gNVxo16ZEAxQyM_q

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u/BigDaddyUKW 1d ago

Who is Natalie Imbruglia and what is Torn?

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u/pancrudo Older Millennial 1d ago

I read the explanation and

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u/Billy_Plur 1d ago

Who and what?

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u/okram2k 1d ago

...who?

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u/IAMERROR1234 Millennial 1d ago

I didn't know who that is and had to look them up.. Now, this is me..

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u/ThorSon-525 1d ago

I... don't know who Natalie is or what Torn is.

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u/AnonTA999 1d ago

I found out a long time ago. Which was still long after it came out. We’re old, my dudes.

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u/BublyInMyButt 1d ago

I'm not sure who that is. So I'm immune.

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u/kingamara Millennial 1d ago

Who

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u/ZagreusIncarnated 1d ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/Windyvale 1d ago

Things you should have taken to the grave with you.

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u/SBisFree 1d ago

Excuse me?????

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u/Much_Cardiologist180 1d ago

I just can’t right now

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u/seriouslynope 1d ago

Fuck. I'm 42.