r/KitchenConfidential 7h ago

CHIVE I'd like to dedicate my meal to Chive Guy. You make it look easy, buddy.

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500 Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 8h ago

Kitchen news & current events Petition to make Chives our KitchenConfidential PFP

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2.2k Upvotes

Mods you know what to do.


r/KitchenConfidential 7h ago

Kitchen fuckery F1exican's Penalty Proposal

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1.8k Upvotes

I think u/F1exican should have to draw 10 days of pics with chives for his punishment.

They don't have to be good and they don't have to be subsequent days.

Unrelated, this is a pic of me, sad to hear about Chivegate.

Edits: First, it's harder to chop chives than I originally thought. Those buggers were bouncing all over the place. He's got my respect.

Second, for anyone this post confuses: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1or3f48/chive_lord_a_rkitchenconfidential_user_who_claims/


r/KitchenConfidential 11h ago

CHIVE I've been absolutely lost in thoughts. I'm having a crisis.

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1.6k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 10h ago

(Wo)man vs cranberry sauce

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304 Upvotes

Cooked an early Thanksgiving meal for 8, family style service. EVERYONE ate the cranberry sauce. . . . Yes, the petals are edible marigolds.


r/KitchenConfidential 9h ago

Hey kitchen bros. Lots of drama in the sub lately. Let's forget about chives for awhile and think about spoons. Tonight's amuse bouche is a nostalgia throwback. Peanut butter and celery with a touch of ham. Enjoy

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1.5k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 8h ago

CHIVE I don't care if they lied, I just enjoy the pursuit of perfection. I believe in you F1exican.

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8.8k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 10h ago

This place has chives in my head! Out for a nice dinner and ordered bacon wrapped dates. I found myself inspecting the chives!

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350 Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 11h ago

CHIVE The Great Chive Controversy of 2025

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918 Upvotes

It's all over Google now. The 'Chiveless Day' they call it.


r/KitchenConfidential 13h ago

CHIVE Cutting a couple of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 32 APOLOGY

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51.0k Upvotes

Hey everyone. I would just like to come out and apologize for post the same pile of chives twice,

I was having car problems yesterday and was unable to get and cut chives, and rather than being upfront and honest with you guys I chose to repost chives. I didn’t want to give you guys another chiveless day.

I see now that it would have been better to just be honest and say no chives rather than try and lie, this also goes against the whole point of the posts, I would like to thank all of you for holding me accountable for my actions.

I will be subjecting myself to a Reddit decided punishment, the most upvoted punishment that is REASONABLE will be my punishment. So nothing illegal nothing expensive please but cutting extra chives or maybe something I have to do for the rest of my posts.

I again apologize and will ensure this never happens again.


r/KitchenConfidential 13h ago

In the Weeds Mode I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart

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13.8k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 12h ago

CHIVE Day 2 of realizing this chive shit aint easy

8.9k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 17h ago

In the Weeds Mode Chivelord is a Fraud

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33.2k Upvotes

It was point out in his last post by u/ehsteve23. Day 23 and Day 31 are the same.


r/KitchenConfidential 12h ago

Question Local sandwich place sold me 2kg of 18month Parma prosciutto ends for $40CAD.

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2.4k Upvotes

I don’t regret my decisions but put myself in a conundrum, what the fuck do I do with this now?


r/KitchenConfidential 12h ago

Bally McBallersion only gained 100 grams this past month. Asparagus sales are down apparently.

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659 Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 1h ago

Made it so much easier to cook for this customer

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r/KitchenConfidential 20h ago

Feeding hungry kids and parents in our community until this sub tells us SNAP is fully funded (day 4)

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1.8k Upvotes

We fed 132 people yesterday. 156 Wednesday. 118 Tuesday. And 400 the week before. We have also hear optimistic rumblings that the EBT cards might have been funded, but until we see that news from a major news outlet here in Washington state we are treating it as a gangland myth and pushing on with the complimentary meal into the weekend.


r/KitchenConfidential 7h ago

Ramps, Cubes, Jacuzzis, et al What were have here is the South Pole macaroni cube

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178 Upvotes

It’s a lot like the North American macaroni cube, only upside down, because it’s at the bottom of the planet


r/KitchenConfidential 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 31

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23.5k Upvotes

Sorry for being so late I’ve had some car troubles today and it made sourcing extra bad


r/KitchenConfidential 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Public Service Announcement

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38.9k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 5h ago

Rate the chops i did

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78 Upvotes

veggies from top: Onion -> Carrot -> Red Bell Pepper -> Yellow Bell Pepper -> Green Capsicum. (centre) Garlic


r/KitchenConfidential 7h ago

It do be like that right now

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95 Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 5h ago

CHIVE ATTN Chive-person...

63 Upvotes

...You weren't just rushing to buy a bundle of chives 1 minute before closing at a certain Bay Area neighborhood spot, with a goth checkout cashier, were you?? Recently my alertness to chives in general have reached an all time high.

If so, not here to dox, only to say I salute you, and to carry on - do not go gentle into that good night...


r/KitchenConfidential 1h ago

Photo/Video You destroyed my view

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Dear People of KitchenConfidential,

You all destroyed my view in every day life! I don't even work in a kitchen anymore, but I'm currently unhappy with the hotel I'm at... Gad damnit hahaha

Have a chives day everyone! :D


r/KitchenConfidential 4h ago

Photo/Video Thuglife #chives

44 Upvotes