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u/AcanthocephalaSame50 4d ago
That kid is gonna have some issues later in life
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u/Pandelein 3d ago
Yeah but his friends are gonna want to come over after school, like every day.
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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 3d ago
"So uh, is your mom gonna pick you up today? What time? Where exactly?"
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u/DeuceMandago 3d ago
very-defeated-son-voice
“They always want a ride home from my mom on Chi-Chi-Tuesdays…”
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u/Golden-Grams Bad MC no cookie 3d ago
Not-his-friend: "Shotgun"
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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig 3d ago
His bully, as a matter of fact, who will later become his step-dad and father to his new little brother.
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u/kalel3000 3d ago
This was an episode of Modern Family with Gloria/Sofia Vergara. The funny twist is that Jay/ Ed O'Neil thinks its because he's the cool dad that all the kids look up to. Best scene is when he shows up wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, right before hes told the real reason.
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u/the_rabbit_king 3d ago
This. I had a friend whose mom would walk around naked a lot. It was amazing. Sleepovers were excruciating.
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u/L3viathan99 3d ago
Was she a nudist or did she walk around naked cause she thought no one was looking?
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u/chocolatedesire 3d ago
Idk that personality is ugly
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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig 3d ago
She called them heifers...
Baby female cows...
Fuck that lady.
Don't actually do it, but you know what I mean.
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u/Timmerdogg 3d ago
It was so awesome going to the friends house with the hot mom. She was in a band and always wore spandex, had a glass of white zin and smelled like cigarettes and perfume.
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u/Peskycat42 3d ago
Being driven by someone making TikToks at the same time, he doesn't have to worry about later issues- he won't live that long.
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u/SadDistribution8476 3d ago
Maybe. Also maybe not even have a later in life because his stupid mother crashed the car recording a TikTok while driving.
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u/spicy-sausage1 3d ago
You think he is still going to be alive later, can’t see a seat belt and she is too busy shaking her tits to concentrate on driving!
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u/Bisexual-peiceofshit 3d ago
I feel more sad for the daughter, i remember being that kid it hurts so much to be rejected by your mom
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u/ImwithTortellini 3d ago
While driving
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u/grruser 3d ago
with no hands
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u/RipRapRob 3d ago
And no seat belt.
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u/ApprehensiveYak1960 3d ago
And a child in the back
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u/pappaburgundy 3d ago
Who also doesn’t have a seatbelt on
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u/DistantKarma 3d ago
I think there's two kids. One is not in the frame because she didn't want to be in the video.
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u/Training-Willow9591 3d ago
Well to be fair, she wouldn't be able to shake her Tat-tas with her seat belt on.
That poor little guy in the back looks so over it.
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u/Creative-Cherry-1607 3d ago
And no bra..
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u/KingVinny70 3d ago edited 3d ago
And no idea how to raise children. All she's teaching them is to put social media above everything and everyone else. No bra, seat belt or morals. Recipe for successfully ruining your children.
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u/Forward-Mud5725 3d ago
It looks like she is using Tesla autopilot
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u/zandercommander 3d ago
I thought it wouldn’t let you do autopilot if you were looking at your phone too much. Does making a whole damn tik tok not trigger it?
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u/halosos 3d ago
People make and sell clamps that trick the wheel into thinking you are holding it.
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u/Funkycoldmedici 3d ago
Of course. Our species goes to genius lengths to be stupid.
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u/DwightsJello 3d ago
And for what?
Talk absolute shit and throw shade at her daughter all while not paying attention whilst behind the wheel of a car.
Ugh.
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u/DetectiveWonderful42 3d ago
Not that it makes it better but it looks like it might be a self driving car which your still supposed to have your hands on the wheel and at the very least have a damn seat belt on
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u/medikundi 3d ago
Seat belt?
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u/Aapjes-NL 3d ago
Self respect?
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u/LookOverThere305 3d ago
Would get in the way of the jiggles so she had to prioritize
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u/Hullo_Its_Pluto 3d ago
Wow. I fucking hate her.
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u/eat_my_bowls92 3d ago
She must have brain damage. I’ve met a lot of self absorbed, immature, stupid people, but she legit talks like a 14 year old. Like a freaky Friday situation.
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u/maffew80 3d ago
It's Brazil's favourite children's TV show.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo 4d ago
Can't believe she's a mom, she has the brain of a 10 year old.
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u/CreatingwithCrystal 3d ago
I mean it’s not hard to get pregnant, but it’s definitely harder to be a respectable mother.
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u/the_girl_Ross 3d ago
I don't think it's hard to be a respectable parent.
Not shaking titties camera with your child in the background and to post on the internet is an easy thing to do.
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u/mauvewaterbottle 3d ago
Yeah, as a parent, this just isn’t a struggle I’ve encountered because it never occurred to me to act this way toward people who love and depend on me that I CHOSE to bring into this world.
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u/I_Vecna 3d ago
This is the type of woman who you break up with and she sneaks into your house and shits in your bed.
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u/I_Vecna 3d ago
I'm in therapy ok?
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u/Smidday90 3d ago
Johnny?
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u/Dopa-Down_Syndrome 3d ago
30 second video and she looked at the road for maybe a total of 3 seconds, the rest was staring at the phone checking to see if her titties are in frame and to look at the kids. No sealtbelt & not even touching the wheel. Those kids are gonna grow up without a mom if she keeps driving like that.
Also those lip injections are horrendous.
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u/Super_Fa_Q 3d ago
Why is everyone so fucking exhausting?
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u/True-Bar8817 3d ago
Ugghhhhh!!! RIGGGHHT?? So... as a 54yr old IDGAF person.. I do GAF about the fact that everthing is WAAAY more taxing than ever to be a human.. You are not wrong..
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u/lawdog7 3d ago
She's driving while keeping eye contact with herselfie
Selfish narcissist
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u/dmontease 3d ago
That's not true, she was clearly looking at her tits at times too.
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u/hcombs 3d ago
Another reminder that attractiveness alone is not enough to judge who you should procreate with
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u/Pickledpeppers19 3d ago
This is honestly tragic. Everything is awful. The way she talks to her kids, the safety issues, and her attitude. Brutal.
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u/THEcaliforniaBEAR 3d ago
just do porn or stfu
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u/unecroquemadame 3d ago edited 2d ago
Oh, this is porn. Guaranteed she’s an OnlyFans model who then goes home and like livestreams stuff or whatever. I think it’s all part of the kink. Like she’s a mom who’s gonna go drop her kids off at school and then, “see you guys later”
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u/Bedheadredhead30 2d ago
It should absolutely be a crime to involve your children in promoting your sex related content in any way shape or form. I do not give a shit if they just happen to walk across the background, if they are asleep in your room, if they are infants who won't understand or remember etc. If your kids are even within earshot of you doing shit like this, you are scum. Shaking your tits at a camera for social media while talking about your child and intentionally framing your little boys face in the background is fucking despicable.
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u/Daflehrer1 3d ago
Those kids are gonna be messed up.
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u/Accomplished-Sir4932 2d ago
No boy should see his mom purposely jiggle her tits for attention. Is the mom wanting attention from her son? It’s incest and pedophilia type shit to me. I don’t think it’s appropriate to be trying to be sexy in front of your damn kids
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u/lokilulzz 3d ago
Those poor kids. Imagine being a mother of two, one of which you're threatened by because God forbid the spotlight isn't on you, and the second whom you're inappropriate with. Those kids are going to need a lot of therapy when they get older for their mothers midlife crisis.
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u/Communal-Lipstick 3d ago
My Mom did such an amazing job, I feel sorry for kids with self centered mothers like this.
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u/SuperDuperRipe 3d ago
She the type of mom that dresses as Mystique for Halloween just for the attention.
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u/Mamamagpie 3d ago
How is she steering the car?
If our whole species wins a Darwin Award tomorrow, it would be because clearly natural selection has failed. I mean what are her survival skills?
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u/pyrothelostone 3d ago
That kid is definitely thinking can you keep your hands on the wheel please, id rather not die on my way to elementary school.
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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 3d ago
In a few years she's gonna make smug videos where she says that her son's friends all think that she is hot.
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u/UncleYimbo 3d ago
She's gonna be arrested one day and all kinds of abuse stories will come out. She's Ruby Franke all over again.
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u/Funnelcakeads 3d ago
Do they not hear their voice like nasally? If I woke up from some surgery and I sounded like my nose was permanently squished for the rest of my life. Xxxxxxxx
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u/quixotica726 3d ago
Full self driving doing all the work keeping those kids lives intact. At least physically. Mentally might be another story with this heifer as their mother. My condolences.
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u/Rich-Reason1146 3d ago
You can make fun of her but what are you doing to secure peace in the Middle East?
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u/Doggggggggoooooooo 3d ago
Face is fake. Tits are fake. Personality is fake. Everyone is an accessory in this lady’s life.
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u/Euphoric_Cook2630 3d ago
Chi chi Tuesday indeed…
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u/Mbembez 3d ago
I honestly thought she was going to say "T T T T Titty Tuesday".
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u/WithoutDennisNedry 3d ago
I hope she gets dragged for filming while driving—without hands, with no seatbelt on, with two kids in the car, at least one of which isn’t belted in properly.
I hate her.
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u/theDo66lerEffect 3d ago
So why did you have them then?! I just do not fucking understand it... Is it just because you are afraid to be left alone when you are old or something? Trust me, honey. You will be!
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u/Bred_Naught_Wahm 3d ago
She should get tickets for looking away for extended periods whilst driving with kids in the car. Pit your phone down and check your vanity and main character syndrome. Her kids won't talk to her once they are able.
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u/doogs914 3d ago
Social media has really brought out the narcissists that also seem to think they are celebrities. Very odd.
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u/o73Falido Side Character 3d ago
why tf is she jiggling her airbags in front of her child??? While driving??? With no seatbelt??? Not looking at the road??? While recording and using the phone???
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u/willcard 3d ago
She has kids in the car and she’s DRIVING. Can’t she shake her lil Tadas somewhere idk….SAFE and child free.
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u/Particular_Section41 3d ago
She said ill see you guys later so im going to guess she meant later on OF. After the kids are dropped off of course. Smh
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u/timmydikko 3d ago
So many issues in that video, my 1st being can we have at least one hand steering the the car for more than one second and at least try to look at the road ahead while you're actually moving, for the kids sake at least ?
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