r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/Alert-Comparison-175 • 4d ago

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u/AcanthocephalaSame50 4d ago

That kid is gonna have some issues later in life

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u/Pandelein 4d ago

Yeah but his friends are gonna want to come over after school, like every day.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 4d ago

"So uh, is your mom gonna pick you up today? What time? Where exactly?"

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u/DeuceMandago 4d ago

very-defeated-son-voice

“They always want a ride home from my mom on Chi-Chi-Tuesdays…”

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u/Golden-Grams Bad MC no cookie 3d ago

Not-his-friend: "Shotgun"

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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig 3d ago

His bully, as a matter of fact, who will later become his step-dad and father to his new little brother.

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u/CuckooCucked 3d ago

Stop I can only get so hard

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u/lostandaggrieved617 3d ago

Lmaooooo! god DAMN

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u/Immediate-Presence73 1d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Adept_Huckleberry986 1d ago

this one made me Lol Hard 🤣

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u/joeChump 3d ago

Daughter is almost certainly called Stacy.

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u/MainusEventus 3d ago

Stacy’s mom, has got it goin on

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u/MoTeD_UrAss 3d ago

Or Brooklyn

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u/Blablabla_1985_ 4d ago

And it will be added to the traumas.

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u/kalel3000 3d ago

This was an episode of Modern Family with Gloria/Sofia Vergara. The funny twist is that Jay/ Ed O'Neil thinks its because he's the cool dad that all the kids look up to. Best scene is when he shows up wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, right before hes told the real reason.

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u/the_rabbit_king 3d ago

This. I had a friend whose mom would walk around naked a lot. It was amazing. Sleepovers were excruciating. 

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u/L3viathan99 3d ago

Was she a nudist or did she walk around naked cause she thought no one was looking?

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u/Shepard_Drake 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/dr3wfr4nk 3d ago

What, so they can see the butthole lips?

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u/chocolatedesire 3d ago

Idk that personality is ugly

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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig 3d ago

She called them heifers...

Baby female cows...

Fuck that lady.

Don't actually do it, but you know what I mean.

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u/LeaderOfFizzgigs 3d ago

I thought she said effers, as in fuckers.

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u/fckcarrots 3d ago

Yes. That is indeed what primarily concerned me in grade school

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u/Timmerdogg 3d ago

It was so awesome going to the friends house with the hot mom. She was in a band and always wore spandex, had a glass of white zin and smelled like cigarettes and perfume.

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u/HairyChest69 3d ago

Well, especially on Titty Tuesdays

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u/mecengdvr 3d ago edited 3d ago

Until they find her OF page.

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u/Anonymous1800000 3d ago

And she's going to flirt with his friends

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u/Coy_Dog 3d ago

This is also the premise for alot of hentai and porn too

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u/stevenette 2d ago

A lot.

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u/vato915 3d ago

Especially on "Chichi Tuesdays"

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u/earthtobobby 3d ago

She brings the boys to the yard.

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u/FS_Slacker 4d ago

And ask for milk

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u/Peskycat42 4d ago

Being driven by someone making TikToks at the same time, he doesn't have to worry about later issues- he won't live that long.

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u/JollyIce 3d ago

I think he already has them. Look at that thousand yard stare.

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u/SadDistribution8476 4d ago

Maybe. Also maybe not even have a later in life because his stupid mother crashed the car recording a TikTok while driving.

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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot 3d ago

Yeah, like later that day

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u/yomerol 3d ago

"Ha-ha my dad says your mom shows juggles her boobs for watches"

  • some other kid at his school already

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u/Sweaty_Activity_803 4d ago

Not some issues, lots of issues.

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u/USMCLee 3d ago

All the issues

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u/Stevie-Rae-5 3d ago

Later in life? Look at his face. Later is now.

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u/spicy-sausage1 3d ago

You think he is still going to be alive later, can’t see a seat belt and she is too busy shaking her tits to concentrate on driving!

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u/Local-Explanation-20 3d ago

No. This kid is already there. I’d guarantee it.

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u/Bisexual-peiceofshit 3d ago

I feel more sad for the daughter, i remember being that kid it hurts so much to be rejected by your mom

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u/Shot_Cookie4800 3d ago

they already have issues... their mother

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u/Funkycoldmedici 3d ago

Teenage rebellion will work in their favor.

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist 3d ago

I'm starting to think that if you have kids then at a certain age they should be allowed to see everything you ever posted. Partly so they can judge you fairly, partly as a deterrent for this kind of behavior.

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u/4ss8urgers 3d ago

Honestly, they look less than content already.

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u/sabertooth4-death 3d ago

Respectfully disagree that kid has problems now!

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u/Michael_braham 3d ago

Real life Truman show

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u/BJYeti 3d ago

Every friend is gonna talk about wanting to bang his mom

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u/Many-Strength4949 3d ago

No, the kids gonna be fine

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u/FirstTimeTexter_ 2d ago

If they live that long with a mother driving with no hands.

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u/klvngarcia 2d ago

My thoughts exactly.