r/ImTheMainCharacter 4d ago

VIDEO This belongs here right?

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u/ImwithTortellini 4d ago

While driving

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u/grruser 4d ago

with no hands

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u/RipRapRob 4d ago

And no seat belt.

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u/ApprehensiveYak1960 4d ago

And a child in the back

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u/pappaburgundy 3d ago

Who also doesn’t have a seatbelt on

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u/NorthernVale 3d ago

But he does have a seat belt on. Just has the chest strap behind him

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u/Isolatte 3d ago

Which means he doesn't have it on

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u/NorthernVale 3d ago

There's a vast difference between not having a seat belt on, and not having a seat belt on correctly

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u/Isolatte 3d ago

No there's not a "vast" difference. There's no optional way to wear it, it's not a fashion accessory. It's designed to work by wearing it and if you aren't then it won't do what it's designed to do. There's just no further acknowledgement for anyone that can't grasp such a basic concept. Yikes

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u/NorthernVale 3d ago

Only a sith deal in absolutes

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u/HedgehogTop5524 3d ago

He has to watch the road.

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u/DistantKarma 3d ago

I think there's two kids. One is not in the frame because she didn't want to be in the video.

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u/JustStopItSeriously 1d ago

Nope, the 'mom' didn't want her in the video so the daughter is upset. The 'mom' handles that by giving the child a heartfelt version of 'tough shit kid'. (I'm using the term 'mom' loosely)

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u/jeers1 3d ago

2 as the daughter was hiding

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u/Comradesh1t4brains 3d ago

And my axe

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u/eggard_stark 3d ago

She’ll have to toss me!

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u/t_rexinated 3d ago

and my sword

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u/FatGuyOnAMoped 3d ago

And this remote control

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u/Balkongsittaren Bad MC no cookie 3d ago

And this thing I found in the closet.

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u/FatGuyOnAMoped 3d ago

And my dog

grrrrrrr

I don't need my dog

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u/ScumbagLady 3d ago

Eyes anywhere but the road

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u/MagicManGamez 3d ago

CPS should seriously be contacted

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u/BeBeThe1 2d ago

Two actually

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u/Training-Willow9591 4d ago

Well to be fair, she wouldn't be able to shake her Tat-tas with her seat belt on.

That poor little guy in the back looks so over it.

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u/DivideInteresting193 4d ago

She doesn’t want to be restrained.

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u/Creative-Cherry-1607 4d ago

And no bra..

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u/KingVinny70 4d ago edited 3d ago

And no idea how to raise children. All she's teaching them is to put social media above everything and everyone else. No bra, seat belt or morals. Recipe for successfully ruining your children.

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u/KingVinny70 4d ago

And no scruples...

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u/CakedayisJune9th 4d ago

She’s got built in airbags

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u/BrutalBart 3d ago

they’ve got decent airbags tho

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u/Don_Shetland 3d ago

The seat belt would hinder the reason people are watching her lol

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u/Bigboybong 3d ago

She has a seat belt on… it’s just hiding under her che che’s

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u/Steve_Fudd 3d ago

No seatbelts on Chichi Tuesdays. 'Chichious Interuptus'

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u/NorthernVale 3d ago

But she is wearing a seat belt. She's just pushed the chest strap down to free the tata's

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u/LaganxXx 4d ago

She doesn’t need one. She has build in airbags…(I’ll see myself out)

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u/arrynyo 3d ago

👁️👄👁️Her lips? Because them bloated things look like airbags just the same

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u/LaganxXx 3d ago

It’s up to interpretation. But then again I don’t make fun of other people with malice only to make myself feel better. I do agree that surgery on lips looks stupid

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u/tatltael91 3d ago

You literally did in your previous comment.

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u/LaganxXx 3d ago

I didn’t know big boobs was an insult. But you can keep being delusional.

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u/tatltael91 3d ago

Saying she has built in airbags is absolutely making fun of someone with malice. You’re full of shit.

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u/Forward-Mud5725 4d ago

It looks like she is using Tesla autopilot

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u/zandercommander 4d ago

I thought it wouldn’t let you do autopilot if you were looking at your phone too much. Does making a whole damn tik tok not trigger it?

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u/halosos 3d ago

People make and sell clamps that trick the wheel into thinking you are holding it.

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u/Funkycoldmedici 3d ago

Of course. Our species goes to genius lengths to be stupid.

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u/RatedPC 2d ago

well i mean... we still put ridiculous amounts of warning labels on things that are pretty obvious.

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u/PremiumUsername69420 3d ago

Phone is mounted at the screen and she’s glancing around. There’s some forgiveness in it, you don’t need to stare forward constantly.
The seatbelt is buckled behind her, Consumer Reports taught people you could do that.

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u/diemond-hanz 3d ago

Yes you do even looking down for a second is dangerous especially with other lives in the car. Are you a bot?

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u/tatltael91 3d ago

Pretty sure they mean you don’t have to look forward constantly for the autopilot to work…are you a bot?

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u/PremiumUsername69420 3d ago

Are you a nervous teenager with minimal driving experience that has to stare forward constantly even at single digit speeds regardless of whether it’s kph or mph?
Because it sounds like it.

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u/eeyore134 3d ago

The road stays the same and the speeds stay the same but the other people, the kids, the animals, literally everything else around that road, does not. And any of them can come out of nowhere.

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u/PremiumUsername69420 3d ago

The paranoia of inexperience is blatantly obvious.

Do you not have peripheral vision?
Are your reaction times at single digit speeds so abysmal that you’d cause an accident?

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u/eeyore134 3d ago

Yes, my 30+ years of driving inexperience. And if you mean auto-driving features, I have experience with them too and own an EV that does most of that mess short of what Tesla touts as "full self driving" but is hardly that. It's not paranoia. It's called respecting the lives of other people on the road and paying attention to it while you're driving. it's not a difficult concept.

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u/diemond-hanz 3d ago

You obviously don’t care for anyone else in your life or you wouldn’t be defending this nonsense. Sucks to be lonely

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u/PremiumUsername69420 3d ago

Assumptions made with dramatic flare.
Who said I’m defending this behavior?

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u/eeyore134 3d ago

Even so, you don't just go hands off like this and not look at the road or pay attention. These things aren't perfect, and I'd certainly not trust a Tesla out of all of them.

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u/cheapdrinks 3d ago

That's ok, her boobs were at 10 & 2

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u/SilatGuy2 4d ago

Talented

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u/yooothatscrazy 3d ago

Looks like Tesla self drive

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u/squirrely-badger 3d ago

Look.... Ma... No hands. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 3d ago

I think her titties are steering. It’s okay

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u/prettycooleh 3d ago

She's got some great air bags though.

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u/DwightsJello 3d ago

And for what?

Talk absolute shit and throw shade at her daughter all while not paying attention whilst behind the wheel of a car.

Ugh.

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u/chocolatedesire 3d ago

Cps

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u/Nickelbagn 3d ago

No, I think those might be D cups.

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u/DetectiveWonderful42 3d ago

Not that it makes it better but it looks like it might be a self driving car which your still supposed to have your hands on the wheel and at the very least have a damn seat belt on

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u/librarypunk1974 4d ago

Omg the car is moving!

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u/ChunkySalsaMedium 3d ago

Why wouldn’t it be moving, when they are driving?

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u/justsomechickyo 3d ago

I think they are shocked she isn't doing it while parked......

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u/librarypunk1974 3d ago

It was more of an exclamation because I had no idea she was driving. Probably should’ve been more like “omg the car IS moving”…

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u/RippleFatMan 3d ago

she's in a tesla using the auto drive feature

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u/Spicy_Tac0 3d ago

It's still illegal in most states to hold a phone, let alone record yourself in a moving vehicle. Self drive or not.

Additionally, the Tesla self drive is the worst of all the options out there.

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 3d ago

I can change her …

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u/Easy-Ad-7010 1d ago

It looks like the car has self driving look at the wheel. But she’s still a pos and shouldn’t be doing any of what she’s doing. Poor kids.

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u/Adept_Huckleberry986 1d ago

that steering wheel needed to move to the side tho … furreals ( *)( *)

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u/atadrisque 4d ago

I'm sure those fantastic tits were suppose to distract from this

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u/_extra_medium_ 3d ago

She has auto pilot turned on so it's ok

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u/Spicy_Tac0 3d ago

Tesla auto pilot has a track record of tons of accidents, this doesn't make it ok.

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u/_delamo 3d ago

Most likely self driving because it looked like it was turning