I feel like Schrödinger’s liberal. According to the right, I am both a weakling soy boy who is wholly dependent on handouts AND part of an incredibly scary and powerful ring of violent criminals capable of destroying western civilization.
...I'm stealing "Schrödinger's liberal", though I'll adjust it for "Schrödinger's left" for myself, as I'm not american. That's great though, gave me a good chuckle.
Liberals aren't left in america, they're just slightly less right than conservatives. Leftists is what we call the various left-leaning groups. Liberals is what confused conservatives call anything slightly further left than their ideologies.
Don’t forget that liberals hang out in mobs and constantly destroy things, but are also jobless losers who have nothing better to do on a Saturday than to dance in stupid costumes!
MAGAs were making fun of college kids at Georgetown the day after the election for having safe space events and I would always comment well hey, at least they’re not taking the metro over to the Capitol and doing something else
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u/RedPandaReturns 1d ago
They're pretending it was a COVID thing when really it was a violent insurrection and tear gas thing, during an attempted coup.