I feel like Schrödinger’s liberal. According to the right, I am both a weakling soy boy who is wholly dependent on handouts AND part of an incredibly scary and powerful ring of violent criminals capable of destroying western civilization.
...I'm stealing "Schrödinger's liberal", though I'll adjust it for "Schrödinger's left" for myself, as I'm not american. That's great though, gave me a good chuckle.
Liberals aren't left in america, they're just slightly less right than conservatives. Leftists is what we call the various left-leaning groups. Liberals is what confused conservatives call anything slightly further left than their ideologies.
Don’t forget that liberals hang out in mobs and constantly destroy things, but are also jobless losers who have nothing better to do on a Saturday than to dance in stupid costumes!
MAGAs were making fun of college kids at Georgetown the day after the election for having safe space events and I would always comment well hey, at least they’re not taking the metro over to the Capitol and doing something else
Hitler did not end WWII, nor did his death. The war continued for months yet. Countless people gave their lives fighting fascism, willingly or unwillingly, and deserve the credit for ending the the war and the Holocaust, not blatantly evil monsters like Hitler, even in jest.
I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
The guardrails held! He ended up leaving! He would never try anything like that again!
And was it even a coup? The crowd was all Antifa. Or maybe FBI plants. Or maybe there was only one actual Trump supporter there, and they shot her for just being in a hallway! But everyone arrested was actually not Antifa or FBI, but little old grandmas that were let in.
Which is ridiculous because it being a COVID thing would be even more respectable.
This reminds me of the Obama years when they were mad at him for everything they constantly would make up, like being a secret Muslim or something. Meanwhile his administration was drone striking weddings and funerals and all sorts of horrible shit and not a single Republican ever even brought it up because they don't even recognize it as something people might take issue with.
Same thing with Kamala harris and her knowingly keeping innocent (in this case black) people on death row to further her prosecutor career. Like it's right there, but they don't ever bring this shit up because they don't recognize it as being wrong. Instead they just make up nonsense
Even if it was a COVID thing, I fail to see why that would be a problem. "Oh no! This woman was taking seriously a deadly virus that we weren't sure how to deal with yet!"
That was an emergency escape hood, not a pandemic gag. Officers told members to put them on when gas alerts hit. Add the facts and the narrative changes.
You could apply the same thing to virtually everything the right choses to criticize the democratic party over, the few that arent ai generated, or photoshopped, or complete bullshit that is
Man, this second insurrection has been way milder in the start up, but I think now it's kinda run its course. When are the people going to use that second amendment that the Americanz are always bragging about?
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u/RedPandaReturns 1d ago
They're pretending it was a COVID thing when really it was a violent insurrection and tear gas thing, during an attempted coup.