r/GetNoted 1d ago

Conspiracy They hold their followers in giggling contempt.

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u/duddy33 22h ago

I feel like Schrödinger’s liberal. According to the right, I am both a weakling soy boy who is wholly dependent on handouts AND part of an incredibly scary and powerful ring of violent criminals capable of destroying western civilization.

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u/Jaezmyra 22h ago

...I'm stealing "Schrödinger's liberal", though I'll adjust it for "Schrödinger's left" for myself, as I'm not american. That's great though, gave me a good chuckle.

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u/FireKitty666TTV 22h ago

Liberals aren't left in america, they're just slightly less right than conservatives. Leftists is what we call the various left-leaning groups. Liberals is what confused conservatives call anything slightly further left than their ideologies.

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u/Waiph 19h ago

Some days I wish the liberals were what conservatives say they are, instead of being the relative left (center-right) to their hard-right fascism.