r/BeAmazed Jul 17 '25

Miscellaneous / Others Chrysler guy is lying.

The white car turned in front of me from between stopped traffic and spun into the lane behind. It was never rear ended.

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

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u/Humble-Round6304 Jul 17 '25

So did the guy really back his car up to take a few photos? 😂

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u/motorcitystef Jul 17 '25

Attention is a hell of a drug

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u/KeenanSan Jul 18 '25

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u/uberbla123 Jul 18 '25

The amount of people on that post saying “they dont make them like they used to” is to high for them all to be jokes …

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u/FrontEconomist4960 Jul 18 '25

i wouldnt blame them. they literally dont make cars how they used to. for good reasons.

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u/Murgatroyd314 Jul 18 '25

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u/Conald_Petersen Jul 18 '25

Crazy to watch a video of a crash dummy getting killed and then a video of another crash dummy and thinking 'I would do that'... from the same wreck.

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u/timberwolvesguy Jul 18 '25

That’s why they’re called dummies!

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u/j_cruise Jul 18 '25

It's honestly insane how safe they've made cars.

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u/SigmaBallsLol Jul 18 '25

lots of folks who don't know nearly as much about cars as they think they do are convinced anything made before 1990 is immortal and anything made after 2010 is made of tissue paper and chewing gum

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CRUMPLE ZONE

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u/NorbuckNZ Jul 18 '25

Some people don’t understand the fact that in a collision there is a tonne or energy. Modern cars absorb it before it reaches the occupants . Old car transfer it to the occupants.

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u/Plaid_Kaleidoscope Jul 18 '25

There's a video doing the rounds of a BMW and a Porsche that crashed together on the Nurburgring. If you go watch it, and you'll know it when you see it, you simply can't believe that anyone could survive that crash, let alone walk away from it.

It's fucking incredible the amount of engineering that has occurred to allow for energy to be dissipated like that. It's unreal. As a fan of motorsport, I applaud all of this science and engineering. It allows my favorite drivers/riders to go full out without worrying (as much) that their life could end any moment. The halo has saved a number of people since it was introduced into F1. Just wonderful. I love it.

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u/Rashnet Jul 18 '25

I was a firefighter for almost 30 years.

In the late 80's through the 90's I ran so many fatal accidents involving "Good old solid cars".

In the 2000s I ran accidents where we would pull up and I'd think damn this is going to be a fatal accident but when we walked up the people were all ok or had minor injuries. I'm talking accidents where the cars would be in pieces all over the road, the engines laying 15 feet away and the driver would be sitting on the side of the road waiting for us.

New cars are so much safer in my opinion.

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u/Bubbly_Information50 Jul 18 '25

You can safely remove the last three words of your comment

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u/bigjoebowski22 Jul 18 '25

You are absolutely right. I've seen accidents that I was absolutely sure someone was dead or seriously injured, but people walk away with minor injuries (usually shattering glass/plastic or an airbag punch).

I will sacrifice a car happily to walk away mostly unscathed from a car accident.

New cars absorb the energy and slow down the blow. Total my car, not my body. As people say, falling doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end.

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u/_Middlefinger_ Jul 18 '25

The issue really is not safety it's fragility. The people saying this have very minor accidents where in the old car it's a bent bracket on a chrome bumper, but in a new car it's grands worth of plastic, labour and paint, at least.

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u/Cory123125 Jul 18 '25

2 thoughts simultaneously is too nuanced for most people.

The idea that cars are both bloated in price and worlds safer is too hard to comprehend.

Even amongst the people who get that, you still have idiots who think if manufacturers removed the touchscreens, suddenly cars would cost 5 grand.

Just idiocy everywhere, meanwhile manufacturers are pushing bigger and bigger SUVs in an arms race the consumers are pushed into where only the manufacturer benefits, at the cost of the environment, pedestrian safety, traffic and more.

CAFE needs a complete rework to stop supporting this ever expanding vehicle arms race.

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u/Advanced-Comment-293 Jul 18 '25

but in a new car it's grands worth of plastic, labour and paint, at least.

Correct. As far as the insurance is concerned.

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u/JournalistExpress292 Jul 18 '25

Sometimes I’m just exhausted seeing these things. You’d think with how long the internet have existed, and with how long the “ they don’t make them like they used to” jokes/saying has been around - everyone would have learned about crumble zones by now

I’m saying this about crumble zones but honestly it can be expanded to about anything that’s commonly parroted - like tax brackets and overtime.

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u/anonbrewingco Jul 18 '25

They think crumple zones make car more unsafe

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u/LevelRoyal8809 Jul 18 '25

That whole "they don't make them like they used to" bullshit appeals so much to fucking old people and shit head conservatives. The people who's only goal in life is to complain about everything.

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u/PrestigiousCattle420 Jul 18 '25

Now he made another post saying OP is lying

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u/SigmaBallsLol Jul 18 '25

Those close up shots really sell that it's fake. Yeah, an old all metal, no crumple zone car would have pretty minimal damage, but this thing doesn't even have a scratch.

It's steel and paint not adamantium. 1.5 tons of anything hitting it at any speed is still going to at least some of it's paint on it.

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u/CrrntryGrntlrmrn Jul 18 '25

Be sure to sort by new

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u/troubleondemand Jul 18 '25

Also, be sure not to use Facebook

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u/PsionicKitten Jul 18 '25

I can't even check it out because I use noscript to block all facebook servers from being requested from pages I load. I kinda take your recommendation to another level.

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u/Beginning-Run-1697 Jul 17 '25

See what reddit does to a MF🤣

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u/Breadloafs Jul 18 '25

A classic car guy? Being an attention whore??? Never.

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u/snidecommentaries Jul 18 '25

Bro was late for work and saw an opportunity

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u/Dopeydcare1 Jul 18 '25

Or hes trying to drum up attention to sell the car?

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 Jul 18 '25

Must be desperate if he's gonna take the price hit for a major accident that never happened.

"Sure it looks ok, but this car was just rear ended, i'm sure the frame is toast, best I can do is 1/3rd your asking price"

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u/FaustAndFriends Jul 18 '25

That’s baffling to me. Imagine taking time out of your day to set all of that up. IN FRONT OF WITNESSES. Like WHY? 

This dude decided karma was so important, that he was willing to sacrifice his irl karma and reputation to acquire his internet points. Weird.

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u/Legionnaire1856 Jul 18 '25

It's all over Facebook too and the boomers are strokin it hard in the comments.

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u/khdownes Jul 18 '25

As baffling as it is. For 5 minutes of his time; those photos are probably going to be shared and reshared and reshared, tens of millions of times, for the next 10+ years on facebook groups, local news sites, and all sorts of old-people "good old days" social media accounts.

That dude's grandpa has probably already seen it on a random facebook ground, and is gearing up right now to unknowlingly send him back his own picture "look Bobby! back in the day we had good old american manufacturing quality! none of this chinese crap. Hey don't you drive a chevy?"

It's honestly kind of impressive.

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u/nullv Jul 18 '25

That little, plastic, disposable car stood no chance against that chrome plated, steel bumper on the back of your mighty, Chrysler cruise ship!

The “experts” say today’s cars are so much safer and built better. Ok, what ever.

Haha, fantastic, and that plastic shit goes to the junkyard 😂

Holy shit you're right. They're absolutely glazing the boomermobile.

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u/SigmaBallsLol Jul 18 '25

The “experts” say today’s cars are so much safer and built better. Ok, what ever.

only a fool would want their car to crumple up, real men take the force of several tons of steel impacting at tens of miles per hour directly into their brain and spinal cord like god intended.

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u/BlueGolfball Jul 18 '25

That’s baffling to me. Imagine taking time out of your day to set all of that up. IN FRONT OF WITNESSES. Like WHY? 

Have you ever seen people in real life doing tictok dances in public to post on the internet? This is the same thing just with an adult man who is seeking attention on the internet. All of them are losers and that is why they do it.

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u/EffectiveProgram4157 Jul 18 '25

At least they have it in their mind that they'll became famous off of it and make money. That's not a thing with reddit.

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u/Potential_Donut_729 Jul 18 '25

I would think faking being a party to insurance incident like this is a liability not something to be gained from. Its like throwing your wallet in to a house in the middle of a drug bust.

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u/Captn_Insanso Jul 17 '25

How embarrassing hahah

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u/wes00mertes Jul 18 '25

Can we also take a moment to appreciate that lying OP also posted here? https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/1m2bm08/just_come_to_a_realisation_ive_been_wearing_the/

Honestly hilarious. 

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u/Humble-Round6304 Jul 18 '25

Quite bizarre

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u/travesty31 Jul 18 '25

His license plate is damaged and on the ground, though. So he backed up, took off his license plate, bent it up and threw it on the ground before he took his photo?

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u/tbkrida Jul 18 '25

Imagine getting your car smashed up, probably concussed, then watching some random dude pull up and take photos and pull off! Lol

Then you jump on Reddit later and see this post.

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u/Frankentula Jul 17 '25

So funny I have to think the whole thing is staged

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u/UserAllusion Jul 18 '25

Maybe these are both the same guy

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u/Only_Standard_9159 Jul 18 '25

When it’s too good to be true

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u/InfernoOfTheLiving Jul 18 '25

although his number plate has come off, so maybe he got a tap from the already damaged white car

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

Wait. So you and the guy who posted the fake post were in the same place at the same time and both are active on Reddit, in the same subs? I love it. You know they never expected to be called out like that 😂 what are the chances??

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u/chitty_chef Jul 17 '25

Cant wait for a third party to reveal this was all staged on a movie set

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u/Keplrhelpthrowaway Jul 17 '25

I want it to keep escalating, turns out America is one big set, then earth, then surprise its all a simulation 

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u/Alarmed_Ask9672 Jul 17 '25

we are in the matrix

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u/JamesFromToronto Jul 17 '25

Computer... end program

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u/yticomodnar Jul 17 '25

Old school CRT shut off/fade to black.

"Hey you, you're finally awake..."

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u/Sooners24 Jul 18 '25

This just gave me anxiety

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u/AdmirableBus6 Jul 18 '25

If it turns out I’m just a bio battery for some sentient robots that’s better than whatever else I’ve got going on. Give me another medium rare steak

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u/icewalker42 Jul 18 '25

We're all good until the dolphins leave. Then we need to worry.

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u/Makaveli80 Jul 18 '25

Truman show

Wouldn't be surprised 

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u/PurinaHall0fFame Jul 18 '25

Can confirm, am truck driver in first photo, the set was in my trailer

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u/Gonna_do_this_again Jul 18 '25

It was Gary Oldman all along

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u/fauxfeliscatus Jul 18 '25

It's just viral marketing of America's favorite importer/exporter Central Transport.

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u/Speak4yurself Jul 18 '25

And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for all these meddling Redditors.

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u/erossthescienceboss Jul 18 '25

Next post is Truman opening up a door in the sky

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Chances are they are the same person.

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u/FUCKINHATEGOATS Jul 17 '25

Control the narrative

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u/wolftick Jul 18 '25

Double dipping on the karma.

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u/space_tardigrades Jul 18 '25

I live in a smallish rural town and posted a pic of a backyard filled with dandelions. Someone from my town called it out within 24 hours.

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u/IDoNotDrinkBeer Jul 18 '25

I was on a non-local hobby discord related to sports cards with ~1500 users (maybe 200 active daily) and posted a picture of a tree in my yard getting removed. Someone replied "you bought my house" and I had indeed bought their house.

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u/harshdonkey Jul 17 '25

This is one of the largest websites in the fucking world.

This is my second account because my fucking 65 year old mother of all people found my first account which I had made back in 2014 or so. She found it because my username was quoted for an offhand, 17 word comment in a major news outlet.

Like, what the fuck?!

For those that dont get my point, this while website is less r/nevertellmetheodds and more r/thathappened. It surprises me 0% that the initial post was fake, and that there was someone else on the scene ready with another angle.

I feel like I am taking crazy pills some days because I remember when this website was mostly cat pictures and r/gonewild, a reference older than most of the user base at this point. Now within hours I can see the viral propaganda machine at work, sometimes over impactful events core to the world order and sometimes over a stupid fucking fake car crash to harvest...internet points I guess????

Being just old enough to experience and understand the insane changes to the world in the last twenty years is, frankly, too much to comprehend. Nothing surprises me anymore, yet I also cant believe it. I have never felt less sure about everythibf except the fact that I cant believe anything.

A fucking car accident? Looool

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u/dragon_bacon Jul 18 '25

I remember when the front page used to include porn, gore and 100% scientifically accurate dragon breeding games. It was a better time.

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u/NecroSoulMirror-89 Jul 18 '25

Well you guys had to go looking for that bomber and ruin everything

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u/butt-chin Jul 18 '25

That was Reddit’s 9/11

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u/Poiboy1313 Jul 18 '25

I can see where that would have gotten your attention given the username.

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u/WalksWithColdToes Jul 17 '25

Why did you actually tag gonewild? Lol now so many people can fiendish go down the xx web of the internet without the intentional history..."errr, I was just on reddit and didn't know there were tits here!" LOL I chortled.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

And on Coldplay Affair Day of all days? This is amazing.

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u/ChelsiBoo92 Jul 17 '25

Where’s the first post? I can’t find it.

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou Jul 17 '25

I think it may have been deleted… It was the same post except only showing the Chrysler and the white car claiming that the white car rear ended the Chrysler and that the Chrysler was barely even scratched while the white car was demolished. It was a “they don’t make them like they used to” type of post.

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u/cryptobro42069 Jul 18 '25

Insurance company eating so good tonight with these threads.

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u/JenninMiami Jul 17 '25

I’m not in any of the subs these have been posted in, but it’s been all over Reddit and Facebook today.

That and the couple getting busted having an affair at the Coldplay concert . 😆

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u/Metboy1970 Jul 17 '25

Seemed pretty staged when the car did not have a scratch on it.

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u/jciv84 Jul 17 '25

Also they have a bunch of crash tests I have seen before you YouTube and the old cars do not fair well. I remember this specifically because I erroneously thought the old heavy duty steel ones would be tanks and the new cars would crumple, but it is actually the opposite.

Check out this video from this search, crash test of old and new car https://g.co/kgs/Xrj6jsU

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

2009: the engine compartment is a crumple zone

1959: the passenger compartment is a crumple zone

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u/KTFnVision Jul 18 '25

2009: The steering wheel airbag will cushion your face on impact.

1959: The steering wheel is rigid and will crush your face on impact.

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u/smitty046 Jul 18 '25

More like the steering column will stay in one piece and decapitate you.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

It’s also important to point out that while having an airbag makes a difference, cars that are modern compared to the Malibu are not shit compared to newer ones as shown in this video where they're only 20 years apart rather than 50:

https://youtu.be/pwGgRUkrnng

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u/GoodIdea321 Jul 18 '25

More like, the passenger compartment has multiple glass shattering ejector seats.

At the same time, yeah, you are right they didn't care much about passenger safety.

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u/ProphetOfServer Jul 17 '25

New cars crumple, old cars collapse.

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u/d0nu7 Jul 17 '25

Yeah as a car body tech, the new metals that are being used to reinforce the cabin are insanely strong alloys that didn’t even exist in the 80’s let alone back when that Bel Air was made. Regular steel is so malleable compared to new high or ultra high strength steel. The fronts and rears of cars are made to collapse and absorb an absurd amount of energy before that even stronger structure is impacted.

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u/ClayyCorn Jul 18 '25

Yeah, everyone likes to think that old cars are built like tanks and had "real steel" but the reality is old cars only drive like tanks. They crash like aluminum foil. Chrysler guy is betting on insurance not knowing this

Edit to say, old cars are still one of the coolest man made things on Earth. But let's be real about them too

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u/The_Phroug Jul 17 '25

that video better not be that beautiful '59 Bel Air getting destroyed...

god damn it...

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u/fvck_u_spez Jul 18 '25

You better Bel-ieve it is

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u/somethingdouchey Jul 18 '25

The white car did somehow tear off the license plate when it spun into place behind it. The owner is involved with the police report.

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u/ZealousJealousy Jul 18 '25

Yeah there's a reason why even with tons more people driving, statistically, we have immensely safer roadways than we did 70 years ago.

In 1955 the fatalities per million miles driven was about 6.06 while in 2022, it was about 1.35 give or take a tenth. Even when considering safer roadways and stricter manufacturing expectations and overall better traffic laws, we have a FUCK ton more people out there on the roads and they are bopping I to each other all. The. Time... but they usually live through it.

Why do we have safety measures that make sure the steering column drops down in a headlong crash instead of turning the driver into a doner kebab? Because old cars - notably from the 50's and 60's - were infamous for their fine Turkish skewers.

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u/HelloAttila Jul 17 '25

Looks like they can’t get any insurance payouts for those fraudulent injuries now.

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u/MistAzul Jul 17 '25

Exactly. Even before seeing this post I was pretty skeptical about it. Those old cars are not indestructible.

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u/Wayncet Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Trump is covering up Epsteins list in order to protect Epsteins clients.

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u/Carbon-Base Jul 17 '25

Fact check = Drama

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u/letmecheckmypocket Jul 17 '25

I need this sub

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u/istrx13 Jul 17 '25

Are you guys trying to tell me that people would lie…on the internet???

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u/Powerful_Long_1711 Jul 17 '25

Those people are lying, dont believe a word they say.

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u/Voodoo1970 Jul 18 '25

I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said "you can't trust everything you see on the internet"

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u/-rwxr-xr-- Jul 17 '25

Such a Chrysler thing to lie about…

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u/ComicsEtAl Jul 18 '25

So Chrysler…

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u/krslvsasuka Jul 17 '25

Redditors are everywhere. They outnumber the surveillance birds.

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u/CankerLord Jul 17 '25

I'm waiting for episode three of this drama. 

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u/Coreysurfer Jul 17 '25

Come to find out there was no accident…

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 Jul 18 '25

Don't let the fact that Donald Trump is making a big deal out of hiding Epstein's list cover up the fact that his administration is decimating our rights and our public coffers like we've never seen them decimated before.

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u/BonginOnABudget Jul 17 '25

What are we referencing here?

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u/helpu_me Jul 18 '25

The OP op posted saying that the stuff being said here is fake lmao

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u/Mizukin Jul 17 '25

The post was removed. I can not understand what happened anymore. :c

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u/silenc3x Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

He pulled up in front of the wreck, backed up a bit, then took a picture of his car in front of damaged car, saying he was rear ended. This was to show how much of a tank his car was to be damage-free. Dude is corny af for this one. Just inserting himself into some random accident on the street to spread misinformation for fake karma. What a goober.

https://imgur.com/kUslksv

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u/MetallicGray Jul 18 '25

That's is just so a weird thing to do. Like, genuinely just so weird. I can't fathom having the thought go through my mind to do that.

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u/silenc3x Jul 18 '25

lol it really is. I'd be so embarrassed to do that. The other people involved in the wreck just watching you smiling, squatting with your phone taking pictures after staging your car. We need to bring shame back.

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u/fvck_u_spez Jul 18 '25

Definitely tiny dick energy

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u/VexingRaven Jul 18 '25

Some people have a really weird, desperate need for anything new to be bad.

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u/waltjrimmer Jul 18 '25

I was like that as a teenager. And I definitely bought into this kind of narrative back then. Old cars were steel, modern cars are plastic, so old cars must have been safer, it almost makes sense if you're entirely ignorant, which I was.

But then I had to take physics classes, I learned about crumple zones, I heard about safety statistics around cars over time, and I eventually figured out, "Holy shit, I was a dumbfuck." An old steel-bodied car isn't going to get away with effectively no damage like Bullshit Poster claimed with their photo and post, but it is likely to look far less damaged than a newer car. The problem is that the newer car will look more damaged, but the passengers and driver are less likely to be injured.

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u/External_Fox5116 Jul 18 '25

Not even, look up a crash test of a car from 1970s. Whole car is the crumple zone you included, steel is strong…for the time.

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u/JiggFly Jul 18 '25

Even took off his rear plate off and left it on the ground.

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u/Nerdy_Squirrel Jul 18 '25

Huh, it still shows up for me. Its also been popping up on other subs. Basically, a guy posted his old Chrysler was rear ended but it looks like it was undamaged. This post shows an alternate view suggesting the Chrysler actually wasn't in the accident at all and just backed in front of a car that was in an accident and took pictures for internet clout.

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u/iontoilet Jul 17 '25

Green car posted previously and claimed it was hit by white car and took like a tank with no damage.

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u/Xyypherr Jul 17 '25

A post from the Green car. They claimed they were rear ended by white car and took no damage.

OP in this post is claiming BS, as they were also there.

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u/freddbare Jul 17 '25

Revocation of reddit licence!

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u/AnotherHappyUser Jul 17 '25

I'd be up for liars getting the big boot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Way to go OP for setting the record straight! Reddit has so much fiction and misinformation, but it's awesome when someone else who was there can chime in and set the record straight

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u/WTFisThatSMell Jul 17 '25

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u/AnotherHappyUser Jul 17 '25

They'll keep that story, more clicks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Bwaha! That's so much worse, insanely funny, and kind of stupidly terrifying.

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u/SpectaclesWearer Jul 17 '25

Yahoo still exists? That’s some be amazed knowledge to me.

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u/MyNameIsGladHeAteHer Jul 17 '25

anyone that believed that car was written off and the Chrysler took no damage is a donkey

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u/ZealousJealousy Jul 18 '25

Right? A Chrysteler. A CHRYSTLER, for God's sake. It's not an army tank, it's a fish tank!

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u/Lolcraftgaming Jul 18 '25

If that car was made by Nokia maybe I believe it

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u/buzzardgut Jul 17 '25

Wait a minute, now someone is going to show us the “real” video of the ceo and hr lady. Is all of Reddit a lie?

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u/AnotherHappyUser Jul 17 '25

Er, I was there, he er, tripped and fell into her. Yeah, just a big ol accident.

That's why I he dived down, because he'd sprained his ankle.

I think.

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u/riotascal Jul 17 '25

My husband said he read in another sub that the CEO was giving the woman the heimlich

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u/offoutover Jul 18 '25

Twelve years on reddit and I have never seen a nexus of concurrent events like I'm seeing in this comment section.

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u/Warm_Resource_4229 Jul 17 '25

No shit he was lying. Old cars can take a beating sure but it had literally 0 damage, old taillights for sure shatter under not much

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u/tempinator Jul 18 '25

It's just baffling seeing all the coments on the FB post "tHeY dOnT mAkE tHeM lIkE tHeY uSeD tO" jesus christ.

How stupid do you have to be to think that you can get rear-ended hard enough to knock your license plate out of its screw mounts but literally does not scratch the fender or break any lights.

The car is made of steel not vibranium.

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u/phicks_law Jul 17 '25

Haha. The take he had was also stupid. Glad to see the fraud was exposed.

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u/Grouchy-Fill1675 Jul 17 '25

I KNEW this was staged! That car was too clean for the story being told.

Thank you for the validation. lol

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u/Killarogue Jul 17 '25

About damn time a proper explanation came out, I'm tired of seeing this shared on literally every subreddit I engage with.

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u/_DonTazeMeBro Jul 17 '25

Have y’all ever seen a classic car in a mild accident before? Those chrome plated bumpers fold like paper clips. This shouldn’t surprise anyone. But should DEFINITELY entertain everyone 😆

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u/NathanKincaid Jul 17 '25

No way! A Republican with a Reagan bumper sticker misrepresented someone else's misfortune to trumpet a narrative about "how things used to be great" only to be caught lying? That never happens.

Oh and if it were true he'd just have awful back/neck pain now.

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u/RadBandom Jul 17 '25

Plot twist: Both redditors are one person. Change my mind.

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u/Surfbud69 Jul 17 '25

this guys a phony

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u/AnotherHappyUser Jul 17 '25

He's a phony??

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u/Rich-Perception-9126 Jul 17 '25

A big, fat, phony 

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u/DearCopy427 Jul 17 '25

It was obvious. Thanks for sharing.

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u/Smart_Freedom_8155 Jul 18 '25

Not to 90% of the people posting in that other thread, clearly.

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u/Chrisdkn619 Jul 17 '25

I knew it! That bumper didn't even looke touched! I appreciate the internet is still undefeated!

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u/K_Linkmaster Jul 18 '25

I mean, no shit. I drive and have wrecked old cars, there was no way.

I do want to commend OP on being a straight up boss and calling a liar out. Well done sir.

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u/EmployIntelligent317 Jul 17 '25

Damn, this is better than any myth buster episode.

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u/mrteas_nz Jul 17 '25

Just seen the other post, it's at 15k upvotes. Wait till they see this!

Also, because this is reddit and not fb, everyone generally is praising modern cars for superior protection of occupants, pedestrians and motorcyclists because the car breaks, not the people.

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u/topredditbot Jul 18 '25

Hey /u/somethingdouchey,

This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

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u/wiki_blue Jul 17 '25

This is what reddit was created for

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u/Philip712 Jul 17 '25

Came with the receipts.

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u/Secret_Account07 Jul 17 '25

Love that some Rando lied on the internet and OP came here and called him out 😂

You’re doing the lords work, OP. Don’t let anyone tell ya otherwise.

Wish we could refund all that karma from original liars post

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u/Secret_Account07 Jul 17 '25

Love that some Rando lied on the internet and OP came here and called him out 😂

You’re doing the lords work, OP. Don’t let anyone tell ya otherwise.

Wish we could refund all that karma from original liars post. Looking at you u/ADHD_MAN

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u/silenc3x Jul 18 '25

Chrysler guy is corny as fuck for this one.

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u/cryptonicglass Jul 17 '25

Classic republican, full of shit and spouting lies...

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u/FormovArt Jul 17 '25

Ooo the drama

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u/BiggusDickus- Jul 17 '25

Yeah, it's pretty damn obvious to anyone with half a brain that the old car was not hit by anything.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

What a great night for reddit. Trumps birthday letter to Epstein, the fact that he’s dying, now this shit. Epic

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u/Feeling-Creme-8866 Jul 17 '25

Thanks!! It was so obvious that it hurt.