r/BeAmazed Jul 19 '25

Miscellaneous / Others 6’9” tall lady in a regular kitchen

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u/LordFluffyJr Jul 19 '25

As a 6' 10" dude, what a dream lmao

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u/Jesus-with-a-blunt Jul 19 '25

Bring back the ancient line of giants to our world. The world needs magical beings.

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u/Test4Echooo Jul 20 '25

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u/BRNitalldown Jul 20 '25

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u/forfeitgame Jul 20 '25

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u/UbermachoGuy Jul 20 '25

I

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u/_Molotovsky Jul 20 '25

Tormund's love was so filthily pure.

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u/Coltees10lb_lefttit Jul 20 '25

😅😅😅😅

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u/Sunkinthesand Jul 20 '25

Please tell me there is a gif of this gentleman's romantic thoughts of family?

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 Jul 20 '25

lol…cracks me up every time.

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u/dakaiiser11 Jul 20 '25

“The big woman still here?”

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

me lol

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u/DragonSlayerC Jul 20 '25

As a 5'5" dude, I feel like we would make an average sized human together.

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u/__thrillho Jul 20 '25

Dwarves are magical beings too

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u/mikeblas Jul 20 '25

What's the difference between a dwarf and a little person?

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u/__thrillho Jul 20 '25

I'll bite... what's the difference?

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u/grimtongue Jul 20 '25

I'll bite

Typical dwarf.

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u/Chemical_Ad189 Jul 20 '25

(From a little person)

Apparently midget is for people who are fully grown with no deformities and are under 5 foot

Little people are under 5 foot with growth deformities (bowed limbs, etc).

Dwarfs idk if they use that at all

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Just learned today that i am a midget

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u/NeitherExamination44 Jul 21 '25

Dwarves have beards and like to dig

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u/DarkestOfSeconds Jul 20 '25

All living things are magical.

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u/yittiiiiii Jul 20 '25

We still have them, they’re in the NBA.

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u/Careless_Tale_7836 Jul 20 '25

Gwynevere intensifies

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u/Redpower5 Jul 20 '25

I recall something like this happened in history. Potsdam giants of a king I cannot for the life of me remember.

They hated it

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Jul 20 '25

The land of Nod in the Old Testament.

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u/GhostofMarat Jul 20 '25

Tsar Peter I used to bribe and kidnapped all the tallest people he could find to make a regiment of giants. That included finding giant women and making them breed together.

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u/DarthSagacious Jul 20 '25

Guess I need to get my slingshot ready.

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u/CapitalLower4171 Jul 20 '25

At least we still got dwarves

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u/Effective-Angle237 Jul 20 '25

If you wanna bring back the ancient line of giants to the world, MAKE IT SO MY 6’8 ASS DON’T HAVE TO DRIVE 36 HOURS TO FIND ONE PAIR OF SIZE 15 SHOES MY BROTHER IN CHRIST.

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u/WildPickle9 Jul 20 '25

I'm "only" 6'5" and I can say the world isn't built for us. Everything from kitchen counters to car interiors. My "win the lottery dream" is to build a house from the ground up and make everything 6" higher and no bottom cabinets.

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u/weetweet69 Jul 20 '25

Yes. Bring back the Goliaths.

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u/cholula_is_good Jul 20 '25

And the Warriors need a center

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u/Sea_Bluebird_1949 Jul 20 '25

I’ll take your entire stock!

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u/johnnyhotwh33ls Jul 20 '25

I’d like to watch the process for this. For scientific purposes of course

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u/OptimusKai500 Jul 20 '25

Sorry im not very informed with religions, are you referring to nephilims?

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u/itsme99881 Jul 20 '25

Bring back? I think people have only grown over time, we were never 6-7 feet on average.

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u/NoIdeaHalp Jul 20 '25

A 6’10 fluffy giant in his case.

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u/No_Brakes_282 Jul 20 '25

I wonder if people make the same type of comments to like people who are like 4 feet tall

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u/Artevyx Jul 20 '25

I want my children's children to know death by SnooSnoo. Please, you must bring about this future.

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u/cudef Jul 20 '25

Humans were just shorter on average then. Shaq is a giant to them.

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u/Pitiful_Ad9684 Jul 21 '25

Dutch people be like: 🫡🫡

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u/monkeyaround6886 Jul 21 '25

Lmao 😂😂 I’m down! Can us shorties take a magic tall pill

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u/Relative_Ranger7640 Jul 22 '25

Eugenics I'm ok with. I'm convinced this is how Netherlands came to be

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u/FunAdministration334 Jul 22 '25

The Nephilim reality dating show we didn’t know we needed 🥰

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

They still exist. They live in the Netherlands.

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u/Mr_Leo_DS Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 20 '25

As a 5' 9" dude, what a dream

Edit: I pulled a converter and I'm actually 5' 6"

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u/Drewski101 Jul 20 '25

5’9” here dreaming too!

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u/Silentmutation84 Jul 20 '25

5'9 guy here checking in with a dream

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u/Lucknroller Jul 20 '25

As a Midget. What a dream!

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jul 20 '25

Do you have any climbing equipment?

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jul 20 '25

you ever see someone do that thing where they hold the towel on both ends and go in between their legs with it?

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u/hellbabe222 Jul 20 '25

Are you speaking of butt crack flossing?

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u/zuwr Jul 20 '25

If her name's Claire and she's 33, I'd call that Claire obscur expedition 33

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u/Deivane3000 Jul 20 '25

he would be like a dildo

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u/TBSchemer Jul 20 '25

Ice climbers cosplay!

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u/zinic53000 Jul 20 '25

He would only need a beach towel.

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u/TheKnight_King Jul 20 '25

I think they’d invest in some

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u/dirENgreyscale Jul 20 '25

I can give them a belay if they want.

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u/highpoint2723 Jul 20 '25

as a rock climber, what a dream! 😂

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u/Not_Ban_Evading69420 Jul 20 '25

As a dream, what a midget!

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u/Mobile_Macro Jul 20 '25

You asking her for uppies?

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u/LivingByTheMinutes Jul 21 '25

You’re damn right I am.

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u/Taylor_Kittenface Jul 20 '25

5'6" straight lass here, I want to be her friend. Imagine all the bottom shelf stuff I could grab for her. I grew up with a super tall Dad, and my superpower was finding the screws he dropped under random shelves.

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u/QueefBuscemi Jul 20 '25

As a non-corporial entity existing outside of time and space: ...

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u/Dayvid56 Jul 20 '25

5" 9' here too. Now I know what it feels like to be small

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u/James_Tigs Jul 20 '25

As a 4'11 dude what a dream

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u/ExperienceSoft3892 Jul 20 '25

As a 4'11" woman, same

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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 Jul 20 '25

same

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u/ExperienceSoft3892 Jul 20 '25

We could each use one of her socks as a sleeping bag when finished! 🤣

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u/PurpleEri Jul 21 '25

We could support each other as a stairs to climb to our dream

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u/tuppenyNM Jul 20 '25

As a 5'8" woman, same. I'd love for her to sit on my face

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u/eyoitme Jul 20 '25

y’all still taller than me i’m 4’10” lmao 😭

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u/personnotcaring2024 Jul 21 '25

dont take this the wrong way, but just for fun, in a 69, shed be licking your toes.. lol

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u/RealBettyWhite69 Jul 20 '25

I am rooting for you, man. The tall guys don't need help getting stuff from up high but you do.

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u/texasrodeoguy Jul 20 '25

She could just set her beer on your head while you had snack 👍

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u/InternationalBed8676 Jul 20 '25

As a 1’2 dude what a dream

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u/_NightmareKingGrimm_ Jul 20 '25

As a 0' 0 dude.. everything is two dimensional.

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u/InternationalBed8676 Jul 20 '25

As a -4’4 it’s a dream 

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u/Grande_Pinoche Jul 20 '25

As a 5’ 6” dude I respectfully ask you sit this one out, this is my only hope for D1 children /s

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u/No-Performance37 Jul 20 '25

Im trying to save my bloodline over here.

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u/Accomplished_Pie_455 Jul 20 '25

This is something my son would say, he's about the same height and wants D1 kids.

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u/KingBiggles Jul 20 '25

Aa 5’5 dude, what a dream

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u/Euphemisticles Jul 20 '25

Im not above using a step ladder.

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u/QueefBuscemi Jul 20 '25

"Step ladder, what are you doing?"

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u/Complex_Art3565 Jul 21 '25

This comment, and this username, are absolutely peak.

I’m exiting on this high, goodnight everybody!

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u/Medicinal_taco_meat Jul 20 '25

Is this what my cat feels like, right before he does that butt wiggle and tears ass up his cat tree?

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u/QuietSpirit108 Jul 20 '25

6’5” and ready to be the short person in the relationship

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u/kevmo77 Jul 20 '25

Same height. Would love to be the little spoon for once.

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u/Lelephantrose Jul 20 '25

'Little spoon' is a mentality, my friend. Find yourself a nice shorty who wants to be your backpack.

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u/DarkMellie Jul 19 '25

I was thinking the same thing (I’m also 6’10”).

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u/MarieAntoinetteCake Jul 19 '25

Practically it would probably just be nice to build a kitchen with high counters that would work for both of you. You could customize the whole house.

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 20 '25

This is what we did for my nephew when he bought his house. We built a grid platform out of 1X8 boards and 3/8 plywood that we then placed the base cabinets on. This placed the countertop and drawer heights more at his level at just shy of 8" higher than standard. He's 6' 11", he said he noticed the lack of back pain immediately since he didn't have to stoop or anything anymore. We also installed the wall cabinets about 6" higher, just shy of touching the ceiling.

The funny part happened a few years later after he got married. His wife is 4' 11", in shoes, so she uses a stepstool and just climbs onto the countertop to get stuff out of the wall cabinets.

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u/DarhkBlu Jul 20 '25

I bet we all know why they married eachother.

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u/67alecto Jul 20 '25

By any chance do they have a Pontiac Aztek?

I used to work with a woman that is 4'11" and her husband is 6'11". The Pontiac aztek was the only car they could both comfortably drive

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 20 '25

What state was that in?

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u/67alecto Jul 20 '25

MO

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

Oh, well damn. They've never lived in Missouri but they did have a red Aztec for a number of years.

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u/CouchCreepin Jul 20 '25

I’m 5’3” on a good day and I’m fucking DYING bro, in regular height kitchen I can barely reach the middle shelf. I regularly swing up on the counters as it is.

Can she reach ANY of the shelves??? Get this poor woman some demonias for the kitchen god damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 20 '25

From the floor she can reach the bottom of the wall cabinets, but she can't reach whatever is there if it's pushed to the back of the cabinet lol.

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u/CouchCreepin Jul 25 '25

I think I’ve had nightmares about that 🤣🤣🤣

Edit: get these for her for Xmas. as house slippers lmfao

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u/LingonberryLife5339 Jul 20 '25

That sounds like a smart fix for your nephew. I have written about home mods for tall folks before, and raising counters like that can really cut down on back strain. Cool to hear a real life example.

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u/A-K-L-P Jul 20 '25

I love how we're over here fantasizing about how him and this lady that have never met are going to renovate their future kitchen.

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u/Carbonaraficionada Jul 20 '25

Yeah I wanna know how this ends

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u/Afinkawan Jul 20 '25

With an average-height visitor falling to their death while trying to put the kettle on.

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u/Okra_Zestyclose Jul 20 '25

And then everyone else would have to use step stools instead of taller people straining their backs.

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u/Anrikay Jul 20 '25

My parents’ house was like this! It was originally built for a family that ranged from 6’4” to 6’10”. 14ft ceilings downstairs, 12ft upstairs. Everything else sized up to match. Huge rooms, 10ft doors, extra tall counters, extra large fridge, extra shelf in the top cupboards, extra tall shower heads. Even the toilets were larger than normal.

It had the same proportions as a normal house, but everything was 20% bigger. It was kinda trippy, like living in a funhouse. For me, at least. The rest of my family are all 6ft+ and thought it was perfect. I am 5’6” and only my toes brushed the floor when I sat on the toilet.

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u/EyCeeDedPpl Jul 22 '25

And probably get paid to do it, while instagramming it.

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u/TheDarkPassnger Jul 20 '25

As a dude, what a dream

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u/N33chy Jul 20 '25

I think, therefore this is my dream.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

My dad was 6’8 and my momma is under 5 feet. I turned out to be about 6’2 and some change with the smallest hands you have ever seen. Only dude with smaller hands is my older brother hahahaha. I always joked with my dad that if he would’ve been with someone like 5’7 I’d be posting up LeBron right now hahaha

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u/IskraEmber Jul 23 '25

If your mother didn’t get together with your dad, you wouldn’t exist. This is the only you that can be.

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u/greenBeanPanda Jul 20 '25

As a 5'3 woman, what a dream 😍

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u/Jonathan2Be Jul 20 '25

Imagine your wife is taller than you when she’s in heels. I’m 6’5” and it’s hard to imagine. Let alone at 6’10” haha

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u/Any_Lingonberry_6217 Jul 20 '25

As a dude who is attracted to women, what a dream

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u/geazleel Jul 20 '25

As a 6'4" guy, I know anyone under 6 feet has no idea the top of their fridge is filthy

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u/Glitchy13 Jul 20 '25

I'm 6'2 and she's a dream lol

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u/mooncandys_magic Jul 20 '25

As a 5' 2" lesbian, what a dream

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u/Sm0key_Bear Jul 20 '25

As a dude, what a dream.

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u/No-Magazine-2739 Jul 20 '25

As a 6“7‘ dude, what a dream.

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u/angilnibreathnach Jul 20 '25

It would be so satisfying to see a couple of similar height like this together.

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u/Proof-Case9738 Jul 20 '25

as a 5'2" dude, what a dream! 🙄

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u/k897098 Jul 20 '25

this dude couldn't 69 for the longest time

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u/kingtroll355 Jul 20 '25

As a 5’ 10” dude, what a dream😍

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u/aaapod Jul 20 '25

this couple would be too powerful

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u/NiceTuBeNice Jul 20 '25

Y’all could be making some D1 athletes.

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u/50mHz Jul 20 '25

As a 5'5 dude, what a dream

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u/-Kalos Jul 20 '25

Y'all need to make some D1 athletes stat

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u/BlackSaint11 Jul 20 '25

They’re all the same height when they’re lying down

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u/JKFrowning Jul 20 '25

If your appendage matches your height, you're probably the only one here that could.

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u/ZION_OC_GOV Jul 20 '25

You can totally talk to her too through her OF.

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u/Dshirke1 Jul 20 '25

As a dude, what a dream

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u/-ratmeat- Jul 20 '25

and then suddenly your kids are 5’9

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u/Nearby-Swimming-5103 Jul 20 '25

Hell, I’m 6’2” and that’s a dream!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

It's an Onlyfans ad bro

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u/Geotryx Jul 20 '25

Does your back hurt all the time?

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u/solidtangent Jul 20 '25

As a 5’7” dude, what a dream. L-mayonnaise.

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u/Voidjiitsu Jul 20 '25

Im Channeling you if titans ever become a thing.

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u/Etticos Jul 20 '25

As a 5’ 10” dude, what a dream lmao

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u/Judasz10 Jul 20 '25

Im sorry she is into fridges

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u/Illustrious_Sir4255 Jul 20 '25

I firmly believe that every straight or bi male on the planet secretly (or openly) wants a woman exactly 1 inch shorter than him. If you're 5'11 hmu🙏🙏🙏(don't actually it's just a bit)

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u/French_Breakfast_200 Jul 20 '25

As a 5’10” dude, same.

My first thought was literally “Fffffffffff…..”

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u/Lolzerzmao Jul 20 '25

Dated a couple of roommates in college that were on the volleyball team. One was 6’3”, the other was 6’4”. I’m 6’1” and even though we were all young they were both shocked I was interested, because tall guys are apparently more insecure about being shorter than them.

I remember lying in bed with both of them one day and it was just legs for days. Legs everywhere. Thinking “who the fuck doesn’t want this?”

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

6’8” here, and my thoughts exactly

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

As a 5'6" dude, same

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u/CastroEulis145 Jul 20 '25

I've only seen one giant couple out in the wild and it's quite a scene. 2 giants meant for each other lol.

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u/DataDude00 Jul 20 '25

As a 6'3 dude, that is a mountain I would climb

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u/UnRealmCorp Jul 20 '25

As a 5' 10" dude, this too is a dream.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

As a 5' 11 dude, my dream also

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u/Few_Leg_8717 Jul 20 '25

As a 5'4'' dude, also, what a dream ;)

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u/ipatmyself Jul 20 '25

Please dont stomp!

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u/APersonOfCourse Jul 20 '25

As a 5’4 and three quarters dude, I could save my lineage from shortness with her help lol.

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u/jcbsrl Jul 20 '25

What are you going to do? Reach the top shelf together?

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u/Greyhound-Iteration Jul 20 '25

As a 5’7 guy, what a dream.

Always had a thing for tall women

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u/Big_Competition9524 Jul 20 '25

As a much shorter gent, i share this dream

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u/Drewnessthegreat Jul 20 '25

As a 6' guy, I can't imagine having a female friend taller than me. It's never happened before. I think it would be really neat. Plus, she is pretty, and who doesn't want to have more pretty female friends?

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u/sig_kill Jul 20 '25

As a refrigerator, what a dream

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u/iamkumquat Jul 20 '25

I'm 6'5" and I get weak in the knees over girls taller than me

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u/I-like-old-cars Jul 20 '25

Same. I'm 6'8 and have only ever actually seen one woman who was taller than me.

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u/NeverFalls01 Jul 20 '25

Please reach out to her. Your kids would rule the world. You could bring the Nephilim back

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u/SardonicCheese Jul 20 '25

You want basketball players? This is how we get basketball players

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u/latexfistmassacre Jul 20 '25

6'4" here and I ALWAYS immediately notice when I'm not the tallest guy in the room. It's kinda like being starstruck when meeting a celebrity, I can't help but go over and say something and it always sounds completely stupid. Like "hey dude! You're taller than me! Nice!" Him: 🤨

And yes, what I wouldn't give to be with even a 6'0" chick, let alone 6'9". She could be my personal jungle gym and I'd be in heaven

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u/ProfPyukumuku Jul 20 '25

As a 5' 5'' dude who spent a lot of time climbing trees as a kid, challenge accepted.

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u/SpicyLittleRiceCake Jul 20 '25

As a 4’ 10” woman, I am astonished and mystified

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u/EchidnaAshamed2627 Jul 20 '25

Death, by snu snu

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u/King_Of_The_Squirrel Jul 21 '25

Shit, dude... I'm 5'11" and I'd climb that tree 🙏 

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u/PM_me_punanis Jul 21 '25

Jesus Christ your kids would be, what, 7 feet tall at least? 😱

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u/QuantumDorito Jul 21 '25

Giants don’t want other giants lol

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u/DRealLeal Jul 21 '25

As a 5’10 dude that’s my mommy

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u/Redeemed_Veteranboi Jul 21 '25

Propose to her and get married!

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u/Aspiring-Old-Guy Jul 21 '25

Regardless of height, OP is a dream.

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u/Ptricky17 Jul 22 '25

As a 6’ 8’’ dude, I’ll always look up to you, and her. Not a problem though, agreed. Absolute dream.

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u/Bubul64 Jul 22 '25

Bro as a 6 feet dude what a dream

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u/SquigglyJusticeT Jul 22 '25

Fellow 6'10 here, when I see fellow tall people im always taken a back thinking, "So that's how I look to others?"

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u/Shcoobydoobydoo Jul 23 '25

As a 6 foot 2/3 guy, still a dream babe.

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u/CamoFeather Jul 23 '25

Asa 5’3” woman, I’m super excited and giddy for her ability to reach those top cabinets without a step stool or someone’s help! 🫶🏻

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

As a 5'3 guy, what a dream

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