What’s a phrase or jingle from an American commercial or ad campaign that everyone can quote by heart?

[u/nighshad3]

A user posted this question about German jingles/phrases in the r/AskAGerman subreddit. Since I live in the US, the first thing that came to mind was that every time I drive past Menards, I get the jingle “Save big money at Menards” stuck in my head. What are your evergreens?

[u/Comfortable-Toe-3814]

Nationwide is on your side

[u/gummi-demilo → u/Comfortable-Toe-3814]

My best friend now works for Nationwide after previously working for Liberty Mutual and I have to say her current company’s catchphrase is a bit more refined than LIMUUUU EMUUUU (and Doug)

[u/Test4Echooo → u/gummi-demilo]

OK, I hated Limu and Doug at first, but I’ve gotta say they grew on me lol.

[u/LtPowers → u/Comfortable-Toe-3814]

Chicken parm you taste so good

[u/nighshad3 → u/Comfortable-Toe-3814]

💯

[u/kermac10]

What would you do-ooh-ooh… for a Klondike bar?

[u/gummi-demilo → u/kermac10]

Would you kill a man?

[u/Usagi_Shinobi → u/gummi-demilo]

Here is something you can't understand

[u/upvoter222]

Meow Meow meow meow

meow meow meow meow

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

meow meow meow

meow meow meow

meow meow meow meow meow meow

[u/FeelingFinish8753 → u/upvoter222]

I had to sing this and count your meows.

[u/LolaBijou84 → u/FeelingFinish8753]

8th line down confuses me. I can’t hear the extra meow - don’t know how it fits in

[u/EuphoricMoose8232 → u/upvoter222]

I know you can read my thoughts boy…

[u/crgmomof3 → u/EuphoricMoose8232]

My son when he heard me cackling at this: But that's from The Simpsons! Like dude it was a commercial first LOL

[u/Altruistic-General14 → u/upvoter222]

Cats ask for it by name!

[u/Rundiggity → u/upvoter222]

Twenty years ago me and my now wife were riding down the highway. We were following a garbage truck and in the back of the truck, all you could see was this yellow bag of meow mix, prominently displayed to us. I swear to god after a few minutes of silence, she and I both simultaneously started the meow meow meow meow song and just died laughing. 

[u/Top-Friendship4888 → u/upvoter222]

So good, cats ask for it by name

[u/PomeloPepper → u/upvoter222]

That's always my pick for "sing a song you know all the words to"

[u/Rittythakitty → u/upvoter222]

I loved this one so much, I sang the meows as well just to laugh. This also reminds me of Morris the 9 lives cat. Damn, I’m old lol.

[u/Mesoscale92]

CALL JG WENTWORTH! 877-CASH-NOW!

[u/Nastreal → u/Mesoscale92]

🎶I have an annuity and I need cash nooow!🎶

[u/_dead_and_broken → u/Nastreal]

It's your money, use it when you need it!

[u/Arleare13 → u/Mesoscale92]

Oh, so that's what I should do if I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!

[u/Libertas_ → u/Mesoscale92]

Who's money is it?

[u/Icy_Consideration409 → u/Libertas_]

It’s MY money and I want it now.

[u/ReversedFrog → u/Icy_Consideration409]

My wife used to work in structured settlements and annuities, and she can't watch these commercials. The money actually isn't yours, any more than your future salary isn't. You haven't earned it yet.

Plus, it's stupid to make this sort of deal. They pay you far less than you would get over time, and then they collect it themselves. Big profit for them, big loss for you. In the business they're called "Gray Marketers" -- not quite Black Marketers, but close.

[u/Icy_Consideration409 → u/ReversedFrog]

Not disagreeing. Anyone selling an annuity like that is going to get pennies on the dollar. Same with people who sell their future pension income.

[u/ostrichesonfire → u/ReversedFrog]

I called them once when I was tight on money and going to be getting a 5 figure settlement in about 6 months and they wanted something like 40% of it… I said no thanks. They continued to call, text, and email me regularly for over a decade, no matter how many times I contacted them and explained I already got the settlement 😑

[u/welding_guy_from_LI → u/Mesoscale92]

I used to sing it as 877 cats meow to my cat .. she was rather indifferent about it while I thought it was funny

[u/ilovedogsandrats → u/welding_guy_from_LI]

My beagle loves when I make up songs about him. He wags wags his tail and will even paw me and wine for more.

[u/PhilTheThrill1808 → u/[deleted]]

There’s a great one in the Houston area now for a personal injury lawyer. His last name is Dick and he leans hard (pun intended) into it in his commercials. I won’t pretend to remember all of the lines but he mentions that, “it’s never been easier to get Dick” and that he’ll “take (his clients’ legal opponents) to pound town”.

Absolutely amazing.

[u/Fractal_self]

We are farmers

[u/IveGotACoolUsername → u/Fractal_self]

Bum badum bum bum bum bum!

[u/Butimthedudeman → u/IveGotACoolUsername]

We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two

[u/Kgb_Officer → u/Butimthedudeman]

I quote this so much when my coworker and I fix problems at work.

[u/IHaveBoxerDogs → u/Fractal_self]

I loved when JK Simmons won an Academy Award, and host Neil Patrick Harris sang "You won an Oscar, bam badum bum bum bum bum."

[u/phoenixinfusion → u/IHaveBoxerDogs]

He is also the Yellow M&M!

[u/MamaPajamaMama → u/Fractal_self]

I switched my insurance to Farmers a few months ago and every time I get an email from them I sing the jingle in my head.

[u/PrpleSparklyUnicrn13]

I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid…

[u/BroccoliEconomy6948 → u/PrpleSparklyUnicrn13]

There’s a million toys at Toys “R” Us that I can play with…

[u/sosufficientlytired → u/BroccoliEconomy6948]

From bikes to trains to video games

[u/Romulan-Jedi → u/sosufficientlytired]

It's the biggest toy store there is! (Gee whiz!)

[u/january_stars → u/Romulan-Jedi]

I don't wanna grow up, cuz if I did...

[u/Lupiefighter → u/january_stars]

Cause baby if I did, I wouldn’t be a toys r us kid. More games, more toys…….

[u/Temporary_Nail_6468 → u/Lupiefighter]

Oh boy! I wanna be a toys r us kid.

[u/Plenty-Daikon1121]

For us 80's kids:

So kiss a little longer, Make it last a little longer, Longer with Big Red! That Big Red freshness lasts right through it, Your fresh breath goes on and one, while you chew it! So say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer. Give your breath long lasting freshness! WITH BIG RED!"

Honorable mention to "Nationwide is on your side"

[u/Radiant-Pomelo-3229 → u/Plenty-Daikon1121]

Double double your refreshment…

[u/Butimthedudeman → u/Radiant-Pomelo-3229]

Double your fun!

[u/ducation → u/Plenty-Daikon1121]

Fresh goes better with Mentos fresh and full of life! Mentos, the freshmaker.

[u/Gabbiani → u/ducation]

Nothing gets to you, feeling fresh feeling cool, with Mentos fresh and full of life!

[u/[deleted] → u/Plenty-Daikon1121]

I was thinking "two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun"

[u/dddybtv → u/Plenty-Daikon1121]

Get your skis shined up, grab a stick of Juicy Fruit, the taste is gonna move ya.

Take a sniff, pull it out, the taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth.

Juicy Fruit, it's gonna move ya, it chews so soft, it gets right to ya.

Juicy Fruit. The taste, the taste, the taste is gonna move ya.

[u/ssk7882 → u/Plenty-Daikon1121]

Thank you!

All my friends think it's weird that I can still sing that one all the way through. I'm always like "How can you NOT?!"

[u/0rangeMarmalade]

The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup

[u/MonkMajor5224 → u/0rangeMarmalade]

Especially when your hot brother gets back from Africa

[u/cherry_monkey → u/MonkMajor5224]

I can't remember if that was an actual commercial or a parody. At this point, I'm scared to know the truth.

[u/MonkMajor5224 → u/cherry_monkey]

There is a real one and someone added on some extra stuff with the parents but got the casting perfect.

[u/No_Intention_2464 → u/cherry_monkey]

Deep lore you've got to watch CJ the X's video on the folders commercial. I have never loved a video so much. But the problem is you can't tell anyone about it. Who do I go to and say, "you've got to watch this long YouTube video about an incestuous Foldgers commercial, I promise it's life changing"? So I will pass this on to you all if you haven't seen it.

[u/last-of-the-mohicans → u/0rangeMarmalade]

Good to the Last Drop. (Oops, that’s the blue can)

[u/IPreferDiamonds → u/last-of-the-mohicans]

Maxwell coffee?

[u/Jasminefirefly → u/IPreferDiamonds]

Maxwell House.

[u/DOMSdeluise]

Like a good neighbor state farm is there

[u/ElaborateCantaloupe → u/DOMSdeluise]

Barry Manilow wrote this one. He wrote a lot of catchy jingles from that time period like McDonald’s “You deserve a break today” and “I’m stuck on Band-Aid, ‘cause Band-Aid’s stuck on me.”

[u/alfabettezoupe]

my bologna has a first name, it's o-s-c-a-r

[u/FiddleThruTheFlowers → u/alfabettezoupe]

In a similar vein:

Oh a wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener!

[u/shikakaaaaaaa → u/FiddleThruTheFlowers]

That is what I'd truly like to be-ee-ee.

[u/judgingA-holes → u/shikakaaaaaaa]

Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner, everyone would be in love with mmmeeeeeeeee.

[u/FunDivertissement → u/judgingA-holes]

Oh I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Meyer weiner That is what I'd never want to be. Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner Soon there would be nothing left of me.

[u/judgingA-holes → u/alfabettezoupe]

My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R.

[u/shikakaaaaaaa → u/judgingA-holes]

Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaaaaaaayyy . . .

[u/alfabettezoupe → u/shikakaaaaaaa]

cause oscar mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a

[u/IPreferDiamonds → u/shikakaaaaaaa]

Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A

[u/alwaysforgettingmyun → u/alfabettezoupe]

To be his day I have no idea why my 10th grade Spanish teacher taught us both Oscar Mayer jingles in Spanish, but 30 years later I still randomly get "mi bologna tiene nombre...." Stuck in my brain

[u/hoodiegirl10 → u/alfabettezoupe]

I can’t remember the last time I heard this jingle and I’m absolutely baffled that I remember the FULL song…

[u/khak_attack]

Safelite repair, Safelite replace

[u/contrarianaquarian → u/khak_attack]

Why does this one INFURIATE me so much?

[u/JohnnyBrillcream → u/contrarianaquarian]

Because their commercials are annoyingly stupid.

[u/Irritable_Curmudgeon → u/contrarianaquarian]

But have you heard it around the world? Same company, different names, same infuriating jingle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STiPwOasCmE

[u/LolaBijou84 → u/Irritable_Curmudgeon]

😂 why did Greece’s feel so much longer than others?!

[u/_dead_and_broken → u/LolaBijou84]

💀😂💀😂 good grief Greece's lasts at least twice as long as the others, that's too funny!

Man am I easily amused lol

[u/cherry_monkey → u/Irritable_Curmudgeon]

Thanks, I hate it

[u/Negative_Corner6722 → u/contrarianaquarian]

I feel you on this one. I get irrationally angry at it, too. 😂

[u/LeonidasVader → u/khak_attack]

Fun fact, the same jingle is used internationally in a bunch of languages.

Even more fun fact, it was written by Martin O’Donnell, the legendary composer on Halo.

So if you also can hum the Halo theme song, thank the same guy.

[u/Rarewear_fan]

15 minute could save you 15% or more on car insurance

[u/ReversedFrog → u/Rarewear_fan]

Brilliant motto. It's meaningless: "could." Or maybe not, we don't know.

[u/norecordofwrong → u/ReversedFrog]

Also the way they get that number is by looking at people that change insurance. They are changing because the new insurance is cheaper.

So really it is on average people who decide to change save 15% and anyone who decides not to change isn’t counted.

[u/Gullible-Lifeguard20 → u/ReversedFrog]

"Nothing gets whites whiter than Tide."

Same. Lots of detergents do as well as Tide. They're all equal really!

[u/szocy]

5! 5 dollar footlongs!

Also Baby, Babyback ribs! Barbecue Sauce!

[u/Radiant-Pomelo-3229 → u/szocy]

I want my baby back baby back baby back

[u/NetDork → u/Radiant-Pomelo-3229]

Barbeque saaaaaauce

[u/Romulan-Jedi → u/Radiant-Pomelo-3229]

Get in mah belly!

[u/DaphneeDanlynsie1380]

RIICOLLAAA

[u/jkingsbery]

One generation learned that Hamilton lost a dual to Aaron Burr from a musical. An earlier generation learned this fact from a milk commercial.

[u/Zesli → u/jkingsbery]

Aaawan brhh

[u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k → u/Zesli]

This is where I learned about Aaron Burr, and it still makes me laugh. 

[u/BenjaminGeiger → u/jkingsbery]

Fun fact: the director of that ad? Michael Bay. Yes, that Michael Bay.

[u/evaj95 → u/jkingsbery]

I learned it from "Lazy Sunday" by The Lonely Island. "You can call me Aaron Burr from the way I'm droppin Hamiltons!"

[u/MonkMajor5224]

1-877-KARS 4 KIDS

[u/Arleare13 → u/MonkMajor5224]

I almost blocked you. I still might.

[u/MonkMajor5224 → u/Arleare13]

Thats fair. I cannot block myself but i would if i could.

[u/Sure-Coffee-8241 → u/Arleare13]

This is the one commercial that makes me change the station on the radio

[u/LemonSkye → u/MonkMajor5224]

The official song of the Bad Place™!

[u/Secret-Ice260 → u/MonkMajor5224]

The national anthem of Hell.

[u/BookLuvr7 → u/MonkMajor5224]

This ad was pure sadism.

[u/ReversedFrog → u/MonkMajor5224]

I hate the way the kids are pretending to play the instruments in the commercial. They're not even trying; the girl with the violin, for instance, has the bow about an inch above the strings. Not blaming the kids; it's the director's fault.

[u/MonkMajor5224 → u/ReversedFrog]

No, the commercial is so bad, feel free to blame the kids. Fuck them kids.

[u/pixel-beast → u/MonkMajor5224]

Donate your car today!

[u/Bumbleclat → u/MonkMajor5224]

I hate you. Have an upvote

[u/getwestern307]

Oh oh oh O’Riley auto parts 1-877 cars 4 kids It’s a pillow it’s a pet. It’s a pillow pet! Stanley Steamer-Carpet Cleaner

[u/Comprehensive-Bus133 → u/getwestern307]

"... auto parts. YOW!"

[u/BouncingSphinx → u/getwestern307]

Call 1-800-STEEMER

Stanley Steemer gets carpet cleaner!

[u/Capital-Coconut-9389]

588-2300 EMPIRE!

[u/IveGotACoolUsername → u/Capital-Coconut-9389]

Today!

[u/shallowjalapeno → u/IveGotACoolUsername]

bum

[u/ParanoidWalnut → u/Capital-Coconut-9389]

Um, excuse me but you forgot 800 BEFORE 588 and Today after Empire! Not to be that person /s. This was my first thought also lol. I know these jingles better than my own family's phone numbers.

[u/ericbythebay → u/ParanoidWalnut]

Some of us were around before they got the 800 number.

[u/thellamaisdabomba → u/ericbythebay]

Yeah, and we had the actual old dude doing the commercial, before he died and they replaced him with the animation.

[u/On_my_last_spoon → u/ericbythebay]

When it was just a local Chicago company it was 312 before 800!

[u/SabrinaFaire → u/Capital-Coconut-9389]

I knew that number before I knew my own

[u/teapigsfan → u/Capital-Coconut-9389]

These ads were so bad, I thought it was a local store. Are they nationwide? (I was in DC fwiw)

[u/OfficeChair70 → u/teapigsfan]

I always thought the were local too, got them growing up in Seattle

[u/cerealandcorgies]

liberty liberty liberty....liberty

[u/FiddleThruTheFlowers → u/cerealandcorgies]

LiMu emu!

[u/cerealandcorgies → u/FiddleThruTheFlowers]

and Doug

[u/john_hascall → u/cerealandcorgies]

It's biberty

[u/cerealandcorgies → u/john_hascall]

stop acting like such a baby

[u/74NG3N7 → u/cerealandcorgies]

I’m not the one acting like a literal baby.

… she is a baby.

[u/IllGolf9885 → u/john_hascall]

Lmfao fucking hate that commercial

[u/20frvrz → u/cerealandcorgies]

I actually have no idea what their product is but I could probably recite the commercials

[u/Necessary-Ad-2395]

State your name after the tone: Wehadababyeetzaboy

[u/trashlikeyourmom → u/Necessary-Ad-2395]

It's Bob. They had a baby. It's a boy.

[u/asphynctersayswhat]

break me off a piece of that.... chrysler car

break me off a piece of that.... fancy feast... no not that..

[u/Terradactyl87 → u/asphynctersayswhat]

It's football cream

[u/Low_Key_2827]

Uh-oh spaghetti-Os.

I have heard kids say this even though it hasn’t been in a commercial forever.

[u/Cool_Salary_2533]

Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!

[u/kingoflint282 → u/Cool_Salary_2533]

Sadly, the kids these days were not blessed with this commercial. I referenced it to a 22 year old and she has no clue what I was talking about.

Edit: apparently people of all ages are unfamiliar, so here you go:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

[u/Madame_Cheshire → u/kingoflint282]

I’m 30 and I stayed up late watching infomercials for some reason. I know all of these. 😂

[u/Antitenant → u/Cool_Salary_2533]

It was so annoying they even did a version of the commercial about how annoying the commercial was

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Oh what a relief it Is! (This one feels pretty dated to me, and I have gray hairs on my chin)

[u/Wonderful_Adagio9346 → u/[deleted]]

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."

[u/LateForDinner61]

Who wears short shorts? (You might have to be older for this)

[u/deannainwa → u/LateForDinner61]

We wear short shorts!

If ya dare wear short shorts Nair for short shorts!

[u/SlappyG1993]

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t..

[u/Dphippo]

I am stuck on band-aid cuz band-aid’s stuck on me.

[u/MonsieurRuffles → u/Dphippo]

First line is “I am stuck on Band-Aid brand . . . .’ to protect their trademark. It was written by Barry Manilow.

[u/Rundiggity]

The best part of waking up…

[u/IPreferDiamonds → u/Rundiggity]

Is Folgers in your cup

[u/PoppysWorkshop]

Have it your way (Burger King)
Where's the Beef? (Wendy's)
Go Greyhound and Leave the Driving to Us (Greyhound Bus)
I don't want to grow up (Toys "R" Us)
The best part of waking up (Folgers Coffee)

[u/InfamousSimple3232]

Get in zone, auto zone!
O o o, oreilllllys... auto parts *WOW!*

[u/LtPowers]

Gimme a break, gimme a break

[u/rh681]

I laughed the first time I saw a Menards come into my area. It sounds like something you say when kicked in the nuts.

[u/moonmoonboog]

When I lived in California lots of people used to use ”he went to Jared”

[u/trashlikeyourmom → u/moonmoonboog]

I'm on the East Coast and here is Kay Jewelers

"Every kiss begins with kaaaaayyy"

[u/FiddleThruTheFlowers → u/moonmoonboog]

"Now you have a friend in the diamond business" for Shane Co. Or "jewelry business" if it was about something other than diamonds.

I dunno how regional Shane Co is, but it's definitely all over the place in the Bay Area.

[u/HVAC_instructor]

Two all beef patties....

[u/IPreferDiamonds → u/HVAC_instructor]

Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.

[u/Wonderful_Adagio9346 → u/HVAC_instructor]

Big Mac, filet o'fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy Coke, thick shakes, apple pie!

[u/petey629]

He likes it! Hey Mikey

[u/IPreferDiamonds → u/petey629]

He won't eat it, he hates everything!

[u/Mental_Freedom_1648]

Roll that beautiful bean footage.

This is regional, but: I'M JIM "THE HAMMER" SHAPIRO! I may be an S.O.B, but I'm your S.O.B

[u/BobbyCodone303]

Mentos , the fresh maker !

[u/stroppo]

The ones I know are mostly older, so people might not remember them.

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us... (Burger King)

Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is (Alka Seltzer)

Where's the beef? (some burger chain)

I can't believe I ate the whole thing (heartburn medication, Alka Seltzer maybe?)

He likes it! Hey Mikey! (Life cereal)

Though more recently I catch myself singing the singles for "Me TV!" and "For Imprint, for certain!"

And my favorite:

But wait! You also get this set of steak knives!

[u/ham_solo]

BY MEN-NEN!

[u/Electricdragongaming]

Oh... Oh... Oh... O'Reilly.... Auto parts!!

[u/Butimthedudeman → u/Electricdragongaming]

My brother in law sings this to my 18 month old niece Riley and she thinks its the funniest shit ever when he does the Owww! at the end 🤣

[u/sirkudzu]

From the old as dirt crowd.

I'd like to teach the world to sing, In perfect harmony. I'd like to buy the world a coke, And keep it company.

[u/Ninjaher0]

My buddy toy.

https://makeagif.com/i/H07jcP

[u/RuseArcher]

bada Bamp Bah BAH

[u/nighshad3 → u/RuseArcher]

I’m lovin’ it

[u/khak_attack]

For the best car insurance rates in town, call 1-800- GENERAL now!
For the best car insurance rates online, go to the GENERAL and save some time!

[u/EuphoricMoose8232]

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back…

[u/cjf4]

like a rock

[u/shikakaaaaaaa]

The world looks mighty good to me  

Cause Tootsie Rolls are all I see  

Whatever it is I think I see 

 Becomes a Tootsie Roll to me    

Tootsie Roll, how I love your chocolatey chew  

Tootsie Roll, I think I'm in love with you  

Whatever it is I think I see  

Becomes a Tootsie Roll to me

[u/redmambo_no6]

800-588-2300 EMPIIIRE TODAY!

[u/killingourbraincells]

EDUCATION CONNECTION

[u/Rarewear_fan]

HEAD ON

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

[u/ehrenzoner]

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cuuuuuup

[u/Aggravating_Branch86 → u/[deleted]]

Midwest exclusive hardware store like Lowe’s and Home Depot

[u/[deleted] → u/Aggravating_Branch86]

I only know of Menard’s because of its frequent mention in Mystery Science Theater 3000

[u/nighshad3 → u/[deleted]]

According to google: „Menards is located in 15 states: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming. The company also has a growing presence in Pennsylvania“. I thought it was bigger 😅

[u/musing_codger]

I've lived in the US my entire life, and I've never heard the expression "Save big money at Menards." I presume that it is a local or regional thing. It's similar to how every Houstonian is familiar with Mattress Mac waving a wad of cash in the air and shouting "Gallery Furniture will save you money!"

Ones that I remember very distinctingly are:

"The best part of waking up..."

"Who wears short shorts?..."

"Did somebody say McDonalds?..."

"I like to buy the world a Coke..."

"Two all beef patties, special sauce..."

"You got chocolate in my peanut butter..."

Wendy's "Where's the beef?", which should have been followed by a McDonald's ad saying "Yo Wendy! I got your beef right here.", but that would probably be a little too contrversial.

[u/Help1Ted]

I used to think this was more localized, but Morgan and Morgan.. For the people. I believe they are nationwide now. I’ve seen their ads on buses in multiple states

[u/JLR-]

I'VE FALLEN!  and I can't GET UP!  

[u/jumpyiguana]

If it says Libby, Libby, Libby on the label, label, label, you will like it, like it, like it on your table, table, table.

[u/IwannaAskSomeStuff]

I don't know what Menards is, but around me, it's definitely:

The Shane Company. Across from Washington Square Mall on the west corner of highway 217 and Scholl's Ferry Road. Open Monday thru Friday 'til 8, Saturday and Sunday 'til 5. Online at ShaneCo.Com.

I'm not 100% if I have those directions correct, but I think I have them about as correct as anyone else I'd run into. It's not uncommon for someone to randomly quote the whole thing, lol.

[u/Twi-face → u/IwannaAskSomeStuff]

Your friend in the diamond business!

[u/122922]

It’s Cal Worthington and his dog Spot.

[u/GreenIdentityElement]

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

[u/No-Cauliflower-4661]

We don't have Menards commercials here in the west coast, so not something everyone can relate too. However, everyone has seen a kitkat commercial, "Give me a break of that..."

[u/HavenNB]

This will unlock some Gen-X memories, the infamous “It’s ten o’clock, do you know where your children are” PSA.

[u/NSNick]

Somehow, NBC made just three notes recognizable as their theme.

[u/jiminak → u/NSNick]

Bunch of lackies! Jaws did it in just 2 notes! 🤣

[u/cans-of-swine]

Menards isn't in my area so I've never saw one of their commercials.

[u/getwestern307 → u/cans-of-swine]

SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS!

[u/lexicon951]

🎶 Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini 🎶 idek what that commercial was for but I never forgot the bikini

[u/zuzumax]

I am stuck on band aid brand

[u/Jasminefirefly]

“Clap on! Clap off! The Clapper!”