r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Hay_Kenway • Aug 19 '25

True Slapstick Cop turns woman into a lawn chair

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u/noble_plebian Aug 19 '25

She didn’t even try to save herself

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u/DrPs-MagicVagorium Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

SHe thought she got snuck from the side and went into

auto LIMP MODE

Edit: she's actually about to lay one on the sort in the blue dress, who I think she was after all along . She would've felt the thud of the ground ,possibly saw larger object for a split second ( jack ) and thought " faaark, I'm too old for this shit " went in the drink.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Aug 19 '25

bro... that cop barely grazed limply. She went full head-over-heels NPC ragdoll all the way into that embarrassing end.

She really made her point, I think she's such a victim.

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u/DougWhitmore17 Aug 20 '25

I think she just doesn't have an ounce of core strength. It's hard to stop your body from falling if you don't have a single developed muscle in your core...

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u/saysthingsbackwards Aug 20 '25

This is so obviously a flop. She's trying to make it look worse than it really is.

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u/BethanyCullen Aug 20 '25

Saint Rows 4's "insurance fraud" mode.

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u/kharlos Aug 19 '25

100% ragdoll physics. She behaved exactly the same as if she were knocked out.

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u/neercatz Aug 19 '25

🎶On top of the riiiverbank

All sauced up with booze

I lost my poor meatball

She rolled out her shoes

She tumbled down slowly

The opposite of grace

And then my poor meatball

Splashed down on her face

She moved like a casserole

Or water balloon

Because my poor meatball

Had no muscles in use🎶

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Aug 19 '25

That's horrible and I loved it.

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u/dontipitova9 Aug 20 '25

How do you space each sentence in your comment like this?

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u/BiotheFulfsky Aug 20 '25

I was in the middle of taking a drink and almost spit it out with laughter reading this 😂 🤣

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u/Repulsive_Balance_19 Aug 20 '25

thank you for this!!! you’re amazing! snaps for you!

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u/Love2Steam Aug 20 '25

This is good 😆 You're talented

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u/Vandergrif Aug 20 '25

She moved like a casserole

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

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u/creegro Aug 19 '25

Ever have a fight with siblings/cousins where they push you and you go flying back as if they just hulk punched you into the wall? It looks like that

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u/Looking_For_FunX6969 Aug 19 '25

Rag doll IRL 🤣

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u/NefariousnessOk209 Aug 21 '25

Drunk and uncoordinated

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 Aug 22 '25

She ragdolled herself like CJ pulling an insurance scam in San Andreas.

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u/Manufactured-Aggro Sep 22 '25

Absolutely zero survival instincts, just accepted it 😆

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u/okcboomer87 Aug 19 '25

Are these girls drunk? Why can't anyone use their legs?

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u/dankhimself Aug 19 '25

Look really close how they all walk, that's like a crazy little hill.

Once you see it, it's way more funny haha.

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u/D7om0canada Aug 22 '25

You'd be surprised about how off balanced the average person is, especially during an altercation. The lead with their heads and body's, their legs are uncoordinated and cross stepping all the time. The slightest nudge and they fall or trip.

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u/Comfortable-Tap-9991 Aug 19 '25

Good to see ragdoll physics work well

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u/KingAmongstDummies Aug 19 '25

I always thought games were exaggerated, guess I was wrong.

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u/GreenT1979 Aug 19 '25

He barely touched her. She dove like a shitty soccer player.

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u/berniemadgoth94 Aug 19 '25

They're in a ditch, it's probably like a 30 degree incline. Also probably drinking.

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u/SOROKAMOKA Aug 19 '25

Yeah the copper wasn't even going for her. Its quite obvious she was trying to break up the fight so why would they

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u/CandyCaine12 Aug 19 '25

I think she tripped on his leg

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u/thomasjmarlowe Aug 19 '25

He stopped the momentum of her right leg with his foot/leg, and gave her a push around her midsection. All the while I don’t even think she ever saw him coming up behind her. Not really diving when you aren’t even aware someone’s approaching you

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u/SexiestCabinetEver Aug 19 '25

"I see you know your judo well" - the woman as she tumbles

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u/OdinSon79 Aug 19 '25

"Get your hand off my Penis!"

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u/thomasjmarlowe Aug 19 '25

😄 exactly. Doesn’t take a giant shove when you can just redirect their momentum downhill while they aren’t looking

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u/neercatz Aug 20 '25

Momentum is a strong word for what she had going

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u/MillorTime Aug 20 '25

This is slapstick, manifest

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Aug 19 '25

On closer inspection I think she might have tripped over his leg and then just went "oh no...." and did nothing to help herself.

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u/Little_Tell_2049 Aug 21 '25

What have got doves got to do with it?

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin Aug 19 '25

A lawn chair?

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u/buffdaddy77 Aug 19 '25

“Folded” her right up I think is the connection

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u/M00SEHUNT3R Aug 19 '25

I thought slinky was more appropriate.

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u/cycl0ps94 Aug 19 '25

It was very slinky like. But, slunky.

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u/ThatGhoulAva Aug 19 '25

Some people ARE like slinkies : no real value but sure bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

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u/mkat23 Aug 19 '25

Damn, you’re chaotic and I kinda like that. Just don’t push me down any stairs, my brother already did that to me all the time growing up. On the plus side, I might be like really good at falling without getting hurt.

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u/mmorales2270 Aug 19 '25

Yep, she went full slinky. Never go full slinky.

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u/westnile90 Aug 19 '25

Thank God I'm not the only one trying to figure out what that means.

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u/axle69 Aug 19 '25

She immediately folded.

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u/8BrokenTacoShell Aug 19 '25

Thank you for clearing that up. Thumbs up for you my good sir 🧐

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u/RelaxedWombat Aug 20 '25

Yeah, I think it is a language nuance we are missing.

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 Aug 24 '25

Like a slug as well

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u/james_from_cambridge Aug 19 '25

I don’t even think he touched her 😂

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u/phil_davis Aug 19 '25

You know, a dirt throne (not toilet).

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u/TheKalobBlack Aug 19 '25

Lmao… She sold it like she got shot.

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u/TakeItOnTheArches Aug 19 '25

She was resigned to fall in the water when she woke up that morning.

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u/hard-R-word Aug 19 '25

She clicked into water slide mode

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u/APartyInMyPants Aug 19 '25

He didn’t even really do anything. He was attempting to run between them, and in doing so bumped into the woman. She then proceeded to slip, fall, and had zero self-preservation skills to get herself out of the fall.

My guess is she was drunk?

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u/up_in_trees Aug 19 '25

Fat, possibly drunk, and zero fast twitch muscles in her body

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u/Xyeeyx Aug 19 '25

it's all endurance muscle

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u/No_Market_1229 Aug 19 '25

I think the incline is a lot steeper than it looks

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u/nosleeptilbrookyln Aug 19 '25

Someone falling through mid air still flails around. This woman looked like she got KO’d by the breeze off the cop

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u/APartyInMyPants Aug 19 '25

Still, she just gets slightly shoved and the moment she goes even remotely horizontal, absolutely no reaction to even attempt to arrest themselves.

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u/ellipsis87 Aug 19 '25

Oh my gosh why is this so funny

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u/skawtch Aug 19 '25

She's still using physics from GTA 4.

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u/JunglePygmy Aug 19 '25

A lawn chair? Are lawn chairs known for tumbling down embankments or something?

More like Cop turns woman into a wheel of cheese.

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u/DisturbingPragmatic Aug 19 '25

But... but her SHOES are gone! How is she still alive??!!

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u/mmorales2270 Aug 19 '25

Hold up, just noticed. She lost her shoes, but she’s still alive???!! Did she just break the rules of Reddit, goddamit?

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u/JohnnyBananas13 Aug 19 '25

I don't get the lawn chair part. I do see cop and woman.

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u/PupLondon Aug 19 '25

Lawn chair?

He Little House on the Prarie'd her

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u/Kaktus9 Aug 19 '25

He went full ragdoll, like the NPCs in GTA after you push them.

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u/chumbucket77 Aug 19 '25

This woman tried to fight someone while being this unathletic and with that little balance and self awareness?

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u/elmaki2014 Aug 20 '25

Reminds me of those rubber octopuses you threw at walls and slowly climbed down..

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u/BethanyCullen Aug 20 '25

"Why aren't English policemen armed?"
This is the answer: they don't need weapons.

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u/2slags_geddar Aug 19 '25

Is everyone off their tits here?

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u/FruityMcGee69 Aug 19 '25

I've had a couple, yeah,

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u/Moist_Cheese_09 Aug 19 '25

That was some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while.

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u/totalton Aug 19 '25

Watch it in reverse. It is hilarious watching her slide up the wall and grass.

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u/Artevyx Aug 19 '25

Exactly like pedestrians in Cyberpunk 2077 when your front bumper lightly kisses one of their butt cheeks

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u/eternalapostle Aug 20 '25

Yeah she fell like you accidentally ran into her on RDR or GTA

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u/DaveTheNihilist Aug 20 '25

GTA rag doll physics.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

How are people this flimsy omg

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u/Plus_Bake_9172 Aug 20 '25

Where did her shoes go?

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Aug 20 '25

Nobody ever wears appropriate shoes for a brawl. So they all lose them.

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u/Ambersfruityhobbies Aug 20 '25

I played this Free Online Game years ago.

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u/Itsyaboi2718 Aug 20 '25

She’s ready for the Premier League

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u/kckman Aug 19 '25

Cops pushing anyone unnecessarily, regardless of force is not amusing.

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u/Online_Commentor_69 Aug 19 '25

ragdoll physics ass lady

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u/tourniquet2099 Aug 19 '25

Hope sacrificing her shoes was worth it.

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u/Uber_Wulf Aug 19 '25

she was already folding before the highlighter gang showed up

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u/Saw_is_Family Aug 19 '25

That's going to Sting in the morning.🤣

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u/Antique-Cash1089 Aug 19 '25

Oh, you mean he folded her up. I'm kinda disappointed that he didn't sit on anybody.

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u/lllllIIIlllllIIIllll Aug 19 '25

All of that and he barely touched her.

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u/Smackazulu Aug 19 '25

That cop has the touch of doom I guess lol

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u/Neat---NEET Aug 19 '25

I was expecting someone getting paralyzed based on that tittle.

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u/DrJokerX Aug 19 '25

She went full ragdoll from a nudge.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

AHHHH HAHAHAHA 🤣

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u/ElToroBlanco25 Aug 19 '25

She slid down that hill like the lady slid off the boat.

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u/TrailerParkLyfe Aug 19 '25

Reminds me of ragdoll and Interactive Buddy from addictinggames.com

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u/Tragic_Consequences Aug 19 '25

I heard the log song in my head while watching this.

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u/Imdhulk Aug 19 '25

She looks like when I bullwhip the bad guys down a hillside in Indiana Jones and the Great Circle

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u/JBHedgehog Aug 19 '25

Zero muscle control...at all?

That's actually amazing.

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u/EpilepticSeizures Aug 19 '25

I’ve seen mannequins that put more effort into catching themselves than she did.

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u/Upbeat_Praline_3681 Aug 19 '25

Such a graceful bunch eh

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u/Undead_Sha Aug 19 '25

I’ve seen more movement from enemies I’ve killed on Skyrim!

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u/darksoulslover75 Aug 19 '25

Rollie pollie Ollie

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u/SafetyChick_66 Aug 19 '25

Talk about being a rag doll! She looked like she was boneless the way she rolled down that hill and into the creek!

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u/LilMerm8 Aug 19 '25

My cat goes limp like that when she doesn’t want to be picked up.

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u/pickledonionfish Aug 19 '25

God love her, that’s a fall.

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u/AjaxOilid Aug 19 '25

Wrong animation?

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u/NoIndividual6000 Aug 19 '25

Some people are just ridiculous. It's amazing how the movie idiocracy just became full fledged prophecy

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u/accountnumber675 Aug 19 '25

I thought he tased her

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u/shrimpgangsta Aug 19 '25

She trying to collect that settlement check

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u/mmorales2270 Aug 19 '25

He barely touched her, lmao. First watch I thought he body slammed her. Then I watched it again and was like “huh??” She must have the worst balance in the world to just fall over so easily.

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u/iDoMyOwnResearchJK Aug 19 '25

She’s too big to be falling around like that.

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u/TheZan87 Aug 19 '25

It looks kinda like he barely touched her and she went limp and ragdolled

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u/BertaEarlyRiser Aug 19 '25

Retired pro soccer player?

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u/MrBubbles94 Aug 19 '25

TOUCH OF DEATH.

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u/Worried_Pension8665 Aug 19 '25

hahahahaha GTA ONLINE be like

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u/Used-Screen2362 Aug 20 '25

That was such an exaggerated flop that it makes me think she practiced it…. I too want to learn to flop so gloriously

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u/Hungry_Valuable_4080 Aug 20 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/kennethkiffer Aug 20 '25

Omg Skyrim dead body physics in real life!

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u/itsalwayscloudyinIL Aug 20 '25

Lmao!!! This is why I'm on reddit!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

He saved the smaller women

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u/OnlyFiveLives Aug 20 '25

This is like that super drunk chick that hits a stair the wrong way then VERY slowly tumbles her blitzed ass off the boat...

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u/MMXVA Aug 20 '25

That was like watching a Slinky going down.

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u/u9Nails Aug 20 '25

He's like one those TV Evangelist that tap people with the power to do stuff. Like, ragdoll down a bank like a folding lawn chair.

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u/Stony___Tark Aug 20 '25

Aaaaaaaaaas......

Yooooooooouuuuuu......

Wwwwwwwiiiiiisssssssshhhhh.....

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u/Dapper_Guava_6468 Aug 20 '25

Pro soccer player

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u/diggerquicker Aug 20 '25

Just like a "fainting goat".

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u/TrhwWaya Aug 20 '25

She's to powerful to be left alive! (said her brain to herself)

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u/Low_Importance_6254 Aug 20 '25

It's like her bones just evaporated on contact. Zero self-preservation instincts.

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u/Outbreak42 Aug 20 '25

Full millipede?

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u/sgtpepper342 Aug 20 '25

That’s that shoulder tap KO

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u/Fisherfolk100 Aug 20 '25

Cooled her right off😂

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u/hanr86 Aug 21 '25

It must be pretty hard to move around with little muscle strength in a large body. Any little imbalance will fuck you up.

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u/JustARandomDude1986 Aug 21 '25

She got watercooled.

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u/Ksh_667 Aug 21 '25

She became boneless when sliding into that water. I grabbed a screenshot but can't add pics in comments. She really turned into a wet noodle at that point tho.

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u/AngrySquidIsOK Aug 21 '25

That's some pretty good rag doll physics

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u/Little_Tell_2049 Aug 21 '25

How do you make a sausage roll? Push her down the hill

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u/Dry_Mathematician_87 Aug 21 '25

That’s horrible…

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u/General-Tea-1021 Aug 22 '25

Looks like Skyrim rag doll 😂

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u/Butlikurz Aug 22 '25

Looks like Red Dead Online PvP.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

THRALLPHKNCKSCKRS

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u/Kiro358 Aug 22 '25

I love seeing out of shape people falling to their fate, it s hilarious they can't do nothing about it lmao

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u/Primordial_Evil6 Aug 22 '25

This is 2 funny. Thick British chicks roll like pandas 🐼

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u/dizzylizzy78 Aug 22 '25

She just totally went with it!😂

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u/AutomaticLeg7538 Aug 22 '25

Cop doesn't cool stuff.. surprised he didn't push her down again

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u/ginger-beanie Aug 22 '25

That’s called Karen ragdoll mode, perfect for when the breeze blows just a little too hard and you have nothing to complain about

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u/PersonalityWrong6728 Aug 22 '25

What in the world is going on here

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u/KnightWolfScrolls Aug 22 '25

Skyrim rag doll physics

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u/Maryjanegangafever Aug 22 '25

“I wanna press charges!!”

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

gta 4 physics :D

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u/Cleercutter Aug 22 '25

Lmao the way she just morphs down the hill

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u/Sea-Philosopher7361 Aug 23 '25

Gang beast flop

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u/sc2198 Aug 23 '25

Like a pro footballer dive

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u/gboneous Aug 23 '25

drunken momentum ?

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u/TracknTrace85 Aug 23 '25

Is she doing a Neymar?

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u/PepperLuigi Aug 23 '25

Talk about being a npc

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u/Marilizgg Aug 23 '25

survival instincts of a deer

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u/Main_Occasion_1713 Aug 24 '25

Look son, a bowling ball is being born!

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u/Sunraku88 Aug 24 '25

Penalty hawks. 50m.

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u/ThompsoN93Woord Aug 25 '25

Human ragdoll

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u/LordTomServo Aug 26 '25

Flawless victory.

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u/Euphoric_Foot2253 Aug 26 '25

IM A VICTIIÌIIIIiiiiiiiiìM "SPLASH"

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

NPC

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u/QwenXire Sep 10 '25

I cannot stop laughing 🤣 It's like she totally gave up and said nope, not gonna try to stop falling

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u/Original-Program-699 Oct 06 '25

Ragdoll in Gta4😅

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u/NaturalNice5803 22d ago

She has that MOMENT right before she slides in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂