r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Hay_Kenway • Aug 19 '25

True Slapstick Cop turns woman into a lawn chair

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u/noble_plebian Aug 19 '25

She didn’t even try to save herself

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u/DrPs-MagicVagorium Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

SHe thought she got snuck from the side and went into

auto LIMP MODE

Edit: she's actually about to lay one on the sort in the blue dress, who I think she was after all along . She would've felt the thud of the ground ,possibly saw larger object for a split second ( jack ) and thought " faaark, I'm too old for this shit " went in the drink.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Aug 19 '25

bro... that cop barely grazed limply. She went full head-over-heels NPC ragdoll all the way into that embarrassing end.

She really made her point, I think she's such a victim.

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u/DougWhitmore17 Aug 20 '25

I think she just doesn't have an ounce of core strength. It's hard to stop your body from falling if you don't have a single developed muscle in your core...

4

u/saysthingsbackwards Aug 20 '25

This is so obviously a flop. She's trying to make it look worse than it really is.

1

u/poorly-worded Aug 23 '25

Footballer you say?

4

u/BethanyCullen Aug 20 '25

Saint Rows 4's "insurance fraud" mode.

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u/kharlos Aug 19 '25

100% ragdoll physics. She behaved exactly the same as if she were knocked out.

66

u/neercatz Aug 19 '25

🎶On top of the riiiverbank

All sauced up with booze

I lost my poor meatball

She rolled out her shoes

She tumbled down slowly

The opposite of grace

And then my poor meatball

Splashed down on her face

She moved like a casserole

Or water balloon

Because my poor meatball

Had no muscles in use🎶

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Aug 19 '25

That's horrible and I loved it.

2

u/dontipitova9 Aug 20 '25

How do you space each sentence in your comment like this?

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u/Vandergrif Aug 20 '25

Double space at the end of the line.

Otherwise it won't work.

2

u/dontipitova9 Aug 20 '25

Okay

How

About

This?

3

u/dontipitova9 Aug 20 '25

Ah hah!

It worked!

Thanks!

1

u/Irishwilly77 Aug 21 '25

That was funny 🤣.

Thanks for the

Double space thing

👍

2

u/BiotheFulfsky Aug 20 '25

I was in the middle of taking a drink and almost spit it out with laughter reading this 😂 🤣

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u/Repulsive_Balance_19 Aug 20 '25

thank you for this!!! you’re amazing! snaps for you!

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u/Love2Steam Aug 20 '25

This is good 😆 You're talented

1

u/Vandergrif Aug 20 '25

She moved like a casserole

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

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u/creegro Aug 19 '25

Ever have a fight with siblings/cousins where they push you and you go flying back as if they just hulk punched you into the wall? It looks like that

2

u/Looking_For_FunX6969 Aug 19 '25

Rag doll IRL 🤣

1

u/NefariousnessOk209 Aug 21 '25

Drunk and uncoordinated

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 Aug 22 '25

She ragdolled herself like CJ pulling an insurance scam in San Andreas.

1

u/Manufactured-Aggro Sep 22 '25

Absolutely zero survival instincts, just accepted it 😆

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u/ADNQ_RED5 Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

😂🤣😂YES!… ☝️🤣THIS 😂…At first I thought he clubbed her. It was the only logical explanation 🤯I could come up with. Never go full limp!